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» Your gf/wife cheats on you with your best friend. Who's ass do you kick?

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post 1446227863 06-06-2016, 04:29 PM
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Your gf/wife cheats on you with your best friend. Who's ass do you kick?

The other one managed to get away. Who's ass did you whoop?
I'm back, bitches!
post 1446228093 06-06-2016, 04:31 PM
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Neither, cuz I'm alpha as fuk
Call me Sally
post 1446228213 06-06-2016, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Mcfreako
Neither, cuz I'm alpha as fuk
Das it
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post 1446228273 06-06-2016, 04:33 PM
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both?
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post 1446228283 06-06-2016, 04:33 PM
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I'd be more pissed at my wife, but beat the best friend because I don't want the stigma of being a woman beater for the rest of my life. Thanks, social norms :/
post 1446228303 06-06-2016, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
The other one managed to get away. Who's ass did you whoop?
Probably my own for not realizing I had such chitty partner and friends
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post 1446228473 06-06-2016, 04:34 PM
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I would honestly be thanking my friend for letting me discontinue a relationship that had no real loyalty in it, but then cut ties. The girl is more at fault, but the the taste would be sour knowing my friend did participate. Not everyone has the mercy of Jesus.
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post 1446228953 06-06-2016, 04:37 PM
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I'd go have an affair with my wife's best friend, and my best friend's wife!
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
Buddha
post 1446229003 06-06-2016, 04:37 PM
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Her srs
post 1446229503 06-06-2016, 04:40 PM
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Neither,, hi 5 brah,, leave kunt
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post 1446229763 06-06-2016, 04:41 PM
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Get friend to pose as doctor, call both wife and friend, say the other has herpes.
post 1446229943 06-06-2016, 04:43 PM
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These hands rated E for Everyone
Big facts only.
post 1446230013 06-06-2016, 04:43 PM
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ass kicking? both getting shot lol
post 1446230103 06-06-2016, 04:44 PM
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im goin straight for my "friend"

not gettin that women beater rep
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post 1446230243 06-06-2016, 04:44 PM
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would dump gf
ditch ''friend'' but before that, I school him on how much of a human piece of trash he is

move on to make other friends (cuz my social circle might be affected)
post 1446230273 06-06-2016, 04:45 PM
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Neither, srs. Would walk out. Fk dealing with this kind of chit physically. NC on both for a week, then listen to their lame excuses and explanation before going NC for life.

That is, of course, what I say now. You'll never ever know how you will react until you are in the situation, and that's the truth of the matter. Very possible I may lose it and put my hands on the nearest one.
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post 1446230373 06-06-2016, 04:45 PM
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Lol @ at getting mad at the other dude for sleeping with your wife. She wasn't raped, she willingly spread her legs to get fuked by another man.
There is no logical scenario where it's the other guys fault unless he raped her
post 1446230433 06-06-2016, 04:46 PM
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Him. Best friends are way more important than girls, so its more disgusting for a best friend to dog you
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post 1446230793 06-06-2016, 04:48 PM
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Neither disregard both
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post 1446230813 06-06-2016, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted By DCmirin
These hands rated E for Everyone
Lmao das it mane
post 1446231013 06-06-2016, 04:49 PM
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I'd beat my own ass for not giving her enough love and attention and forcing her to cheat.
post 1446231103 06-06-2016, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted By DarkOmen
Lol @ at getting mad at the other dude for sleeping with your wife. She wasn't raped, she willingly spread her legs to get fuked by another man.
There is no logical scenario where it's the other guys fault unless he raped her
It's not just some random dude trying to get laid, it's your best friend fuking your wife behind your back lol.. that definitely warrants a beating
Less thunder in mouth, more lightning in hand.
post 1446231293 06-06-2016, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted By DarkOmen
Lol @ at getting mad at the other dude for sleeping with your wife. She wasn't raped, she willingly spread her legs to get fuked by another man.
There is no logical scenario where it's the other guys fault unless he raped her
yea bro next time your girl checks me out i'll know there will be no repercussions when i smash because her beta boyfriend wont think its my fault unless its rape
Big facts only.
post 1446231313 06-06-2016, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted By DarkOmen
Lol @ at getting mad at the other dude for sleeping with your wife. She wasn't raped, she willingly spread her legs to get fuked by another man.
There is no logical scenario where it's the other guys fault unless he raped her
This is not a random dude though. We're taking your best friend. I dont think it's much to expect your best friend (mine are like brothers to me) to aware you on your woman acting a slut.

It would honestly hurt me because I have high standards for the very few people that I call my brothers, so I suppose it would destroy the trust I have in others as well as my own ability to judge one's character.
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post 1446231353 06-06-2016, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted By cheeseNmills
It's not just some random dude trying to get laid, it's your best friend fuking your wife behind your back lol.. that definitely warrants a beating
Then you end up with not only no girl, a "friend" no more but you're out the medicals bills and have a criminal record...fuk that...leave em both to rot in their zero life.
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post 1446231503 06-06-2016, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted By DarkOmen
Lol @ at getting mad at the other dude for sleeping with your wife. She wasn't raped, she willingly spread her legs to get fuked by another man.
There is no logical scenario where it's the other guys fault unless he raped her
If it's your best friend he also should have enough loyalty to not fk your wife.
Anyway, if I couldn't do both whichever I could get my hands on easier
post 1446231523 06-06-2016, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted By cheeseNmills
It's not just some random dude trying to get laid, it's your best friend fuking your wife behind your back lol.. that definitely warrants a beating
If she did it with him she would have done it with anyone else and it doesn't make it better not knowing the guy vs him being your friend.
At the end of the day she cheated and she's getting dumped.

My point is : not worth getting trouble for chit like that.
post 1446231573 06-06-2016, 04:54 PM
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post 1446231653 06-06-2016, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted By DarkOmen
Lol @ at getting mad at the other dude for sleeping with your wife. She wasn't raped, she willingly spread her legs to get fuked by another man.
There is no logical scenario where it's the other guys fault unless he raped her
Note I specified best friend.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1446231753 06-06-2016, 04:54 PM
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lol @ hitting either of them

wouldn't hit the guy because If he was me would have done the same thing

wouldn't hit the girl because I would never hit a woman unless she hit me first or someone I loved (ex. my mom)

just lol @ not immediatly disappearing from her life forever
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