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post 1446765143 06-09-2016, 12:29 PM
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We Live in an Alternate Timeline; Our Simulation Rebooted About 15 Years Ago

I've been doing extensive research on this anomaly after some personal experiences drove me in the right direction. What I'm going to tell you sounds crazy. But if you think about it, you'll somehow know it's true. I don't know how, you just will.

First of all, realize that we live inside of a simulation much like the Matrix. The difference is that in the Matrix, the people in the simulation at least have real physical bodies plugged into the Matrix; our entire beings are in the simulation.

About 15 years ago, there was a nuclear holocaust that eliminated human life on the planet. I'm not sure if anyone survived but it was at least a virtual extinction. The mass experience of death and emotion caused something in our simulation to crash or triggered something in the program. There was some kind of mass awakening. Most of us experienced the flesh burning off of our bodies and being vaporized. We were all still aware post-death.

We saw the complete destruction of human civilization forever and existed in that reality for a little bit. Some of us were surrounded in nothing but pure white light after being vaporized. Then, everything rematerialized in front of us back to normal. This was our simulation rebooting.

I think that our mass awakening triggered something in the simulation and caused it to do like a system restore. I'm not sure what the implications of that are. I think that our simulation has a certain goal and that we were not supposed to destroy ourselves before accomplishing it. Once we do accomplish it, I'm not sure if that's good for us or if the simulation just shuts off.
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That's funny, I was just thinking this morning that: I've been doing extensive research on this anomaly after some personal experiences drove me in the right direction. What I'm going to tell you sounds crazy. But if you think about it, you'll somehow know it's true. I don't know how, you just will.

First of all, realize that we live inside of a simulation much like the Matrix. The difference is that in the Matrix, the people in the simulation at least have real physical bodies plugged into the Matrix; our entire beings are in the simulation.

About 15 years ago, there was a nuclear holocaust that eliminated human life on the planet. I'm not sure if anyone survived but it was at least a virtual extinction. The mass experience of death and emotion caused something in our simulation to crash or triggered something in the program. There was some kind of mass awakening. Most of us experienced the flesh burning off of our bodies and being vaporized. We were all still aware post-death.

We saw the complete destruction of human civilization forever and existed in that reality for a little bit. Some of us were surrounded in nothing but pure white light after being vaporized. Then, everything rematerialized in front of us back to normal. This was our simulation rebooting.

I think that our mass awakening triggered something in the simulation and caused it to do like a system restore. I'm not sure what the implications of that are. I think that our simulation has a certain goal and that we were not supposed to destroy ourselves before accomplishing it. Once we do accomplish it, I'm not sure if that's good for us or if the simulation just shuts off.
post 1446767143 06-09-2016, 12:40 PM
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op is right and there is some errors in the sim

post 1446767693 06-09-2016, 12:43 PM
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That's fukking crazy, OP because I was just thinking to myself today what if we live in an alternate timeline; our simulation rebooted about 15 years ago.

I've been doing extensive research on this anomaly after some personal experiences drove me in the right direction. What I'm going to tell you sounds crazy. But if you think about it, you'll somehow know it's true. I don't know how, you just will.

First of all, realize that we live inside of a simulation much like the Matrix. The difference is that in the Matrix, the people in the simulation at least have real physical bodies plugged into the Matrix; our entire beings are in the simulation.

About 15 years ago, there was a nuclear holocaust that eliminated human life on the planet. I'm not sure if anyone survived but it was at least a virtual extinction. The mass experience of death and emotion caused something in our simulation to crash or triggered something in the program. There was some kind of mass awakening. Most of us experienced the flesh burning off of our bodies and being vaporized. We were all still aware post-death.

We saw the complete destruction of human civilization forever and existed in that reality for a little bit. Some of us were surrounded in nothing but pure white light after being vaporized. Then, everything rematerialized in front of us back to normal. This was our simulation rebooting.

I think that our mass awakening triggered something in the simulation and caused it to do like a system restore. I'm not sure what the implications of that are. I think that our simulation has a certain goal and that we were not supposed to destroy ourselves before accomplishing it. Once we do accomplish it, I'm not sure if that's good for us or if the simulation just shuts off.

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post 1446767783 06-09-2016, 12:44 PM
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You take the words right out of my mouth OP
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I see youve taken my advice and taken advantage of this OP. PM me if you want to know what to do next.
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I can't believe 1995 was 15 years ago, time sure does fly.
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We Live in an Alternate Timeline - All the timelines are alternate. It just depends on which one you started from.
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OP, why do you think this?
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Originally Posted By NAWFKappy⏩
OP, why do you think this?
Ever since I realized, like Elon Musk has, that we probably live in a simulation, I became obsessed with tracking down evidence for or against it. My life goal is to escape the simulation like Agent Smith temporarily managed to escape the Matrix by taking over someone else's body.
post 1446799843 06-09-2016, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted By sclimb⏩
Ever since I realized, like Elon Musk has, that we probably live in a simulation, I became obsessed with tracking down evidence for or against it. My life goal is to escape the simulation like Agent Smith temporarily managed to escape the Matrix by taking over someone else's body.
i heard the only way out is 10 scoops of rich pianas 5150
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What's our next move, OP?
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Nelson Mandela DEAD
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Life IS like a box of chocolates
LUKE I am your father
It PUTS the lotion in the basket.
post 1446800913 06-09-2016, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Swizzard⏩
What's our next move, OP?
Well, most people are ****ed. But become a computer scientist, get in on cutting edge research in the technological singularity, become god-like intelligent, and hope that you have enough computation ability to manipulate events one level above our simulation. That would give you a 'body' one reality up that you could use to escape that if it's also another simulation, and you keep doing that until you have a 'body' and 'senses' in the base reality. Then, you've effectively escaped.

In a way, I wonder if that's the intention of the simulation. We have millions of sperm and only one wins the game to be born into a human being. All the others perish without a sense of the bigger reality around them. I wonder if the goal of our simulation is to create or become the brain for something else or some other being.
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Originally Posted By godownfighting⏩
i heard the only way out is 10 scoops of rich pianas 5150
There is actually a way out and I just posted it above this.
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Originally Posted By godownfighting⏩
i heard the only way out is 10 scoops of rich pianas 5150
lolling hard
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most of the Mandela Effect examples people give are ****ing retarded.

like "Luke, I am your father", which is actually "No, I am your father" - which is just a popular movie misquote.

"Life IS like a box of chocolates" vs the actual "Life WAS like a box of chocolates" - which can be attributed to Tom Hanks saying it in his southern drawl, which makes "was" sound like "is" when you're just listening to him say it during the movie without really paying attention to the details.

It's just like when you try to remember something that happened to you a few years ago, but you can never get the exact details correct - just the outline of it.
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Even in the rebooted simulation I still can't get no poosay!
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Why not just write a sci-fi novel, a sci-fi video game... or hell, even ARG on this would be fun

Why do you have to pretend something so outrageous is real?
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Originally Posted By irollurmom⏩
most of the Mandela Effect examples people give are ****ing retarded.

like "Luke, I am your father", which is actually "No, I am your father" - which is just a popular movie misquote.

"Life IS like a box of chocolates" vs the actual "Life WAS like a box of chocolates" - which can be attributed to Tom Hanks saying it in his southern drawl, which makes "was" sound like "is" when you're just listening to him say it during the movie without really paying attention to the details.

It's just like when you try to remember something that happened to you a few years ago, but you can never get the exact details correct - just the outline of it.
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Originally Posted By JamaicaBrah⏩
Get the fukk out of my dimension bro (srs)
i live in my own universe bihh
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it's actually possible, what OP is saying. maybe not that specific detail, but something very similar.

very likely we live in a simulation.

very possible if we ended up destroying our civilization as we know it our programmers would roll us back with a slight tweak to prevent the same thing from happening twice.

i like it.
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