A bunch of us were at a bonfire/cookout on the 18th. After the cook out, we went to a secluded spot and began gathering wood, fire starters, some chips/smores, chairs....and you know, other bonfire chit. Of course later on someone brings alcohol and dat dere mary j. Overall it's a good atmosphere. People are roasting each other, dancing, doing goofy ****. It's gets late (12amish) and we all sit down in our chairs by the fire and just talk with each other.

No clue how, but the convo gets sexual and everyone starts talking about how their ex was in bed, the girls were roasting dudes dik sizes, everyone talks about weird places they had sex in. And eventually we talk about how we lost our virginity. One bish had a story about losing her V in the auditorium of the high school, while another said she lost it in the driveway of her house while her parents were sleeping. One of my boys (Lets call him Joe) talks about him losing his in his moms car and busting within 30 seconds. Mind you, he was drunk. My other friend (Lets call him Rob) who happens to be the only virgin there calls him out by saying "Holy ****, 30 seconds? Thats fuking weak bro haha"...everyone laughs

Joe however doesn't like the fact that he said that and replies with "Ok bro, yeah. Only thing weaker than that is being a virgin"...for some reason, no one picks up on it...but Joe keeps putting the heat on. A few seconds later, Joe loudly asks Rob how he lost his virginity...Rob replies back with "haha don't worry about it bro." Joe obviously knows he's a virgin but he keeps putting him on the spot. Joe says "N*gga everyone here told their story, stop being a bitch and just say it"...Rob says "Nah bruh, chill".

One of the girls asks Rob "How come you won't say it? It's ok if it was embarrassing we won't make fun"..Joe interrupts and yells out "BECAUSE HES A FU*KING VIRGIN SON" **** gets real awkward and quiet as all of the girls tell Joe to stop. After some silence, all the girls tell Rob that he has nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's actually sweet that he's a virgin.

Joe interrupts again and tells them that "If it's so sweet, go and fu*k him". Moment of silence for a solid 20 seconds and Joe finishes up with a line that almost brought me to tears

"It's a wrap bro"

Rob was so fuking embarassed, he tried to laugh it off with hurt in his voice. It was like the more intense version of the 40 yo virgin scene where theyre playing poker

Cliffs
- At bonfire
- everyone starts talking about how they lost their virginity
- friend named joe has embarassing story
- Friend Rob whose a virgin makes fun of Joe
- Joe is drunk and gets mad and reveals that rob is a virgin
- Rob is absolutely wrecked an embarassed
- Joe basically ends the bonfire by saying "It's a wrap bro"

inb4 "It's a wrap bro." takes over the misc.

rob running virgingame

it's legit if he's decent looking. (8+)

Any "friend" who tries to embarrass his homie in front of chicks is a piece of ****; you are all pieces of ****

shouldn't of been talking ****...

its a wrap bro

It's a wrap bro

Joe's cool bro, he was drunk out of his mind. But fuk was it brutal to see brah

also going to assume you and all your friends are white

suburban youth manlets gon suburban youth manlet

this

not only did you *******s not sort your bro out with some poon to lose his virginity
but you also virgin shamed him

Is this an elaborate attempt to get the misc to start saying "it's a wrap bro"?

im the only manlet there

this that waa a dick move on their part

we had one black guy there

You think I like eating green beans out of a fking Tupper ware container, well actually I do you wanna know why? Because I'm so confident in myself anywhere I go that the pain of eating green beans outweighs the satisfaction any fuking cookie could give me . This chit tastes aight but the respect and results just from eating my mother ****in green beans. So what I'm trying to tell you us that if you eat green beans aND tuna fish is that you get respec. You want respect right no one respects no fat piece of chit. It's all about respekt bro. See I'm getting respekt right now eating toona fish and green beans that's respect you respect that chit respect my hustle you fking pusies go eat a doughnut if you don't

would be funny if it caught on, but I respect the srs tag. story happened

suddenly feel like having a wrap

No one had alcohol or weed at bonfire until later that night but had smores. Talking about losing virginity. OP is either 16 or friends are ****s.

Joe sounds like a fukking savage lol

virginbrah brought it on himself insulting him

Should've just owned it, who gives a chit if he's a virgin?

Getting ripped into is like 8 Mile. Take away the ammunition by seeming secure about your shortcomings, and no one will be able to mess with you srs

Clearly stated that after the cookout we went to a campfire spot. After gathering materials for about an hour or so, we started the fire and another friend came back with the drinks and weed.

Yeah this. Virgin brah had it coming, the brah that called him out was lulzy as fuk tho. Sounds like a goodnight OP, mirin' srs

It's a wrap buckos

sorry to hear it, Rob.

Your friends ways of conversing sounds pretty immature.

Strong age to maturity ratio lol.

Chit was also messed up putting your friend on the spotlight like that.

Joe is also a virgin op, or he is very bad with women.

I had guys lie to girls about me being a virgin and it was funny because the chicks would love it. The chicks would be all over me instead of the guy that was bullchitting.

"Rob" said it in good nature though, had Joe been sober he probably would have said something cheeky. But alcohol+women around made him get super defensive.

Was a great night, I wish I could say that the moment ruined the bonfire. But I honestly couldn't stop laughing when I got back home at how cringy it was