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post 1454552903 07-26-2016, 12:14 AM
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Dealing with an erection.

I've been laying on my bed with this raging boner in my boxers for the last 45 minutes or so.. I can't fall asleep and I can't go to the bathroom because I can barely piss very easily whenever I'm hard.

How the Hell do you bros deal with this problem when your dick is standing at attention?
post 1454552923 07-26-2016, 12:14 AM
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chop it off
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post 1454553053 07-26-2016, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted By rurrell
How the Hell do you bros deal with this problem when your dick is standing at attention?
Fantasise about my therapist riding me in her office and fap
post 1454553063 07-26-2016, 12:16 AM
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Blow a load.
post 1454553423 07-26-2016, 12:23 AM
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post 1454553613 07-26-2016, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Sw|ft
Blow a load.
I did that earlier. I'm still hard.
post 1454553953 07-26-2016, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted By rurrell
I did that earlier. I'm still hard.
At first you don't succeed, fap again.
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post 1454554263 07-26-2016, 12:35 AM
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An erection is a fantastic thing. It truly is. They should always be welcomed into your life. Don't feel ashamed or inconvenienced. One day, you're going to need a good hardman by your side and he'll be nowhere in sight. Cherish your erections, partner. They're your friend on this rocky road called life.
post 1454555173 07-26-2016, 12:50 AM
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post 1454555343 07-26-2016, 12:51 AM
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Better drink your own pi$$
post 1454555653 07-26-2016, 12:56 AM
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post 1454557013 07-26-2016, 01:14 AM
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post 1454557143 07-26-2016, 01:16 AM
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Try to do push-ups
post 1454557203 07-26-2016, 01:17 AM
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A better title for this thread would have been "Dealing with an erection... in church" and then use the sad face emoticon.

To answer the question though, jerk off. Problem solved.
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