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ยป A poopy stuck in my butthole. feck **** fuark
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post 1454559503 07-26-2016, 02:11 AM
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A poopy stuck in my butthole. feck **** fuark

Usually when you poop........ the poop will slide out completely....

but sometimes u get those ****ty poops that dont slide out all the way..... they kinda break up at the last minute.......

leaving you with a teeny tiny amount of poop residue in your anus.......

you sit on the toilet for a good 10 minutes really squeezing hard to get that last little bit out......

but its absolutely impossible to squeeze out that last bit, unless you have another big poop chunk that can push it out.

so then the poop residue thats stuck in your anus ****ing itches like a mother****er.

****

****

****

it ****in itches

try to go sit back on toilet again....

squeeze your ass as hard as possible... veins sticking out your foreheaed and ****......

but the poop residue simply wont come out

it still itches

**** ITS STILL THERE ****

**** MAN GO AWAY

**** YOU

i didnt sign up for this

try to go back to bed

cant sleep because poop residue itches like a mother****er.

finally resort to doing something gay to end the torture.....

go in bathroom and try to use finger to scrape the poop residue out.

**** i just went gay but it still itches like a mother****er.....

i used index finger to try and scoop the poop residue out of my anus but its still ****ing in there.

it still ****ing itches

i guess its just torture until my next giant **** chunk that i can push out easily will hopefully clean my anus out of all tiny poop particles.

**** this gay earth.
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post 1454559583 07-26-2016, 02:13 AM
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Next time push on the top of your ass crack, behind your angus, and thank me later
post 1454559673 07-26-2016, 02:14 AM
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Need some help getting it out?

























no homo
I like the tuna here.
post 1454559743 07-26-2016, 02:15 AM
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Originally Posted By vordulmega
Next time push on the top of your ass crack, behind your angus, and thank me later
i just decided to crush up a ******** and smear it all over my butthole for now.

its working.

my butthole feels goooooood doooooood
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