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post 1457933623 08-16-2016, 05:26 PM
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NO MAN'S SKY. lmfao at this poverty af game (vids)

Probably the most hyped game in YEARS.

brb advertises a massive universe you can explore
brb 18 Quintilian planets to land on
brb devs have been dodgy and shady af giving limited information and ambiguous descriptions
brb hype keeps building over the years and the devs just let it happen because hype = more preorders/money
brb devs straight up LIE about the game having multiplayer. They said you can meet up and play with friends if you can find them in the universe while your exploring
brb two twitch streamers meet on launch day and they can't even see each other in game. turns out the game has no muliplayer at all.

lol'd hard af at these vids:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvAwB7ogkik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgfxo3CLdNM


and this last one is 16 minutes but it's hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8P2CZg3sJQ



I didn't embed any of the vids since the misc has forum aids right now and embeds don't work.
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post 1457935353 08-16-2016, 05:40 PM
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inb4 all the review websites and amazon give it a 4 or 5 out of 5.

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post 1457938233 08-16-2016, 06:05 PM
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damn almost fell for the hype. fell for the hype with star wars battlefront. feels bad man
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post 1457938683 08-16-2016, 06:09 PM
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lol it's like people never learn their lesson. Learned my lesson never to trust devs when I bought the DayZ Standalone, which was a piece of ****ing garbage. Always wait a bit for the truth to come out before buying a game.
post 1457938843 08-16-2016, 06:11 PM
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They said it would take 100 years to visit every planet
post 1457938923 08-16-2016, 06:11 PM
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Fuarkin knew the game was going to be over hyped into infinity, gjdm to me and everyone else who didn't fall for it
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post 1457939103 08-16-2016, 06:13 PM
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Didn't you make this thread last night? lol
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post 1457939123 08-16-2016, 06:13 PM
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Inb4 Podunks comes in crying and threatening to mod neg people.

Game fuking blows lol.
post 1457939273 08-16-2016, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted By ho_124⏩
lol it's like people never learn their lesson. Learned my lesson never to trust devs when I bought the DayZ Standalone, which was a piece of ****ing garbage. Always wait a bit for the truth to come out before buying a game.
Best part is how many years has it been and that game is still garbage.
post 1457939533 08-16-2016, 06:16 PM
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I've been having fun with it. 60 bucks ain't **** to a pimp. Lol at living in such poverty that you can't even buy a game to try it on your own and determine your own opinion.
post 1457939673 08-16-2016, 06:17 PM
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lol lost it at the Jurassic park clip
post 1457940153 08-16-2016, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted By SmarterChild⏩
They said it would take 100 years to visit every planet
They said it would take 5 billion years


Game looks like it could be super fun if you toked up before hand, but definitely not worth $60
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post 1457940223 08-16-2016, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted By 1quick1⏩
Game fuking blows lol.
You haven't even played it, right? Only watched some streams?

I can understand why some people don't like it, but as someone who was NOT hyped about this game, I've been enjoying the fuk out of it.
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post 1457942163 08-16-2016, 06:33 PM
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fcking lost all faith in humanity... they get rekt by almost every game publisher, but this publisher is doing one thing right

they claim it as "EARLY ALPHA ACCESS" game

every game that gets released nowadays is nowhere near finished and in alpha / beta stage, yet it costs $60 as "full release"

ayy lmao
post 1457942943 08-16-2016, 06:38 PM
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post 1457943963 08-16-2016, 06:45 PM
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My favorite form of comedy in recent years is seeing overly hyped poverty games and movies get roasted on the internet after their release. Chit is HILARIOUS.
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post 1457945423 08-16-2016, 06:55 PM
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would be 100x better if they just had 10-15 planets per galaxy that were habitable while the rest are barren wastelands that are procedurally generated.

then they could have fully fleshed out creatures and worlds that actually make sense and are interesting to explore. they could add further planets and creatures with regular updates.

if you had planets that had life on them being few and far between, it would make it much more special when you do explore them.
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post 1457945673 08-16-2016, 06:56 PM
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Saw a short video talking about it and I immediately just thought it sounded over hyped
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post 1457947453 08-16-2016, 07:09 PM
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I don't need raging 12 year olds yelling racial epitaphs at me for my games to be "fun". Can just smoke a bowl and walk around to see what I can find. No drama, no douchebags, just some chillax.

It is very easy to see why a lot of people wouldn't like the game. But LOL at all the people hating on it after watching a video. It's like they need some kind of internet validation they were "right" about something.
post 1457947613 08-16-2016, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted By PeterDINK⏩
would be 100x better if they just had 10-15 planets per galaxy that were habitable while the rest are barren wastelands that are procedurally generated.

then they could have fully fleshed out creatures and worlds that actually make sense and are interesting to explore. they could add further planets and creatures with regular updates.

if you had planets that had life on them being few and far between, it would make it much more special when you do explore them.
this.. and no one wants to play a single player space game without some ****ing alien AI in it
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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post 1457949773 08-16-2016, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted By PrehistoricUFO⏩
Quantity over quality = procedural generation in a nutshell. ANY game that pitches procedural generation as its main reason for being unique is an instant pass for me. Unfortunately most people don't understand what it even is, and how boring it gets after an hour.

Hell they were using that poverty technique 11 years ago when Spore came out. At least it was new back then, lol @ people tripping over it in 2016.

"BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF PLANETS!!! ANIMALS!! INFINITE REPLAYABILITY, A REAL UNIVERSE!!"

Yeah they definitely spent lots of time designing all those worlds!
it would be somewhat possible to procedurally generate a decent amount of detail but it would be hard as **** to code
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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post 1457953403 08-16-2016, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted By FeralBeast⏩
Probably the most hyped game in YEARS.

brb advertises a massive universe you can explore
brb 18 Quintilian planets to land on
brb devs have been dodgy and shady af giving limited information and ambiguous descriptions
brb hype keeps building over the years and the devs just let it happen because hype = more preorders/money
brb devs straight up LIE about the game having multiplayer. They said you can meet up and play with friends if you can find them in the universe while your exploring
brb two twitch streamers meet on launch day and they can't even see each other in game. turns out the game has no muliplayer at all.

lol'd hard af at these vids:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvAwB7ogkik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgfxo3CLdNM


and this last one is 16 minutes but it's hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8P2CZg3sJQ



I didn't embed any of the vids since the misc has forum aids right now and embeds don't work.
Such a weird game. I saw it promotes so much yet it looks like a weird version of minecraft you cant play with your friends
post 1457953943 08-16-2016, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted By 1quick1⏩
Inb4 Podunks comes in crying and threatening to mod neg people.

Game fuking blows lol.
yea he mod negged me for chitting on this game
lol, the dude can't take any criticism at all.
He says he's not mad but his neg proves how rustled these vids make him
lmao


dude is coping so hard trying to justify his $60 purchase of an overpriced incomplete early access game

this is him right now:

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post 1457959323 08-16-2016, 08:35 PM
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Holy hell. I was considering buying this after seeing a friend pick it up. Thanks for the aware brah.
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Originally Posted By PeterDINK⏩
would be 100x better if they just had 10-15 planets per galaxy that were habitable while the rest are barren wastelands that are procedurally generated.

then they could have fully fleshed out creatures and worlds that actually make sense and are interesting to explore. they could add further planets and creatures with regular updates.

if you had planets that had life on them being few and far between, it would make it much more special when you do explore them.
That would be awesome.

The next Mass Effect will (apparently) be something like that.

They said they wanted to put more emphasize on exploration this time, so we might be able to land on random planets again to explore (like we did in ME1)
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The game is garbage.

Sean Murray owes me $60.
post 1458036533 08-17-2016, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted By biggestmuff⏩
The game is garbage.

Sean Murray owes me $60.
He's laughing all the way to the bank
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post 1458037643 08-17-2016, 11:03 AM
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Watched a few streams... Game is legit garbage lmao.
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They need to add multiplayer, borders, and the ability to build civilian cities and military bases. BRB massive multiplayer interplanetary/intergalactic wars and civilizations
post 1458040133 08-17-2016, 11:18 AM
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I liked it's concept. But the lack of any real substance other than exploring seems to leave me wanting more. I'd be more inclined for minecraft in space and not 8bit than what this is.
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