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post 1460918183 09-05-2016, 09:48 PM
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BOW DOWN MISC! Bald Men Are Taking Over. Move Over Haircels. (Pics + Links)

HAHAHAHA you thought the hostile take over from baldsthetics died out? You actually thought we wouldn't continue our assault and take over?

You are sadly mistaken. I have been compiling information over the proceeding months from the initial Coup. It is all around us brahs. You may be wondering what I am talking about. Well the results are in.

Bald Is In. More Men Are Shaving Their Heads Than Ever

The best part? Women LOVE it. Read it and weep boyos.

https://bellatory.com/hair/Are-Bald-...ctive-To-Women





-It shows confidence
-Hair is a coping mechanism used to make men feel better about themselves
-REAL men are brave and don't need HAIR (FKN LOL HAHAHA) to look good and attract females
-LOL at the hairbrah saying adam levine looks bad without hair. He is clearly insecure and is trying to bring down bald brahs. He'd be nothing without his hair because he is insecure af. typical haircel


Bald Men Are Usually Alpha Characters and The Most Sexually Desired
-Most villains are alpha and attractive bald men




-Women swoon over dwayne johnson, jason stathom, adele's bodyguard, idris elba, and even older men like bruce willis, patrick stewart



-The most popular male pornstar is bald and women love him



-EVEN CELEBS WITH FULL HEADS OF HAIR ARE SHAVING THEIR HEADS





-Even the young GLOWING sloots love a bald brah




SORRY HAIRCELS. GET USED TO YOUR BALD OVERLORDS. THIS WORLD IS A BALD MAN'S WORLD. BOW DOWN YOU HAIRCELS AND YOUR COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF COPE. SHAVE YOUR HEADS AND JOIN THE MOVEMENT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


post 1460918333 09-05-2016, 09:49 PM
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I, for one, welcome our new baldcel overlords.




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post 1460918403 09-05-2016, 09:49 PM
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interesting
Keep rep trading out of your sig line miss
post 1460918573 09-05-2016, 09:51 PM
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b-but OP, i thought we were friends

why cant baldcels and haircels just get along?
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post 1460918753 09-05-2016, 09:52 PM
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Na I'm good ill keep my low taper fade
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post 1460918763 09-05-2016, 09:52 PM
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I respect the baldies, but let's face it.
More than 90% of you guys looks better with some hair and 100% of you would rather have a head full hair than to be bald.
post 1460918983 09-05-2016, 09:54 PM
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Lmao strong inferior genetics.

Age:25
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Bald

I can understand if you teched up and went bald but that's not the case. Ldar boyo
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1460919003 09-05-2016, 09:54 PM
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OP you forgot to add that the most intelligent man alive, Joe Rogan, is bald. Clear evidence that hair makes you stupid.
post 1460919093 09-05-2016, 09:55 PM
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post 1460919133 09-05-2016, 09:56 PM
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In on our bald brotherhood









































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My positivity thread: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=172531971&p=1464356701#post1464356701
My experiments with no soap and cold showers: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=173382601
balding journey: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=174082771&p=1505298321#post1505298321
post 1460919363 09-05-2016, 09:58 PM
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Lmao.. checking in to laugh at haircels. Legit feel bad for them.
post 1460919393 09-05-2016, 09:58 PM
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in in in

tfw when a bish is feeling up on your freshly shaved head.
post 1460919493 09-05-2016, 09:59 PM
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Look at the sad sap haircels. Look at his face. His inferiority to the bald man is almost disgusting.



THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD IS BALD.



Are you haircels good at anything????
post 1460919533 09-05-2016, 09:59 PM
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ehh...
post 1460919783 09-05-2016, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Tier0⏩






ehh...
AH YES MORE PROOF HAHAHAHA

WOMEN ARE NOW PROCREATING WITH BALD MEN MORE AND MORE

bald men are so much more desired sexually. Women view bald men as more alpha and sexually more dominant.

Lol at hair twinks
post 1460920033 09-05-2016, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Tier0⏩






ehh...
lol forgot about this, first time saw this thought legit dudes ass
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post 1460920103 09-05-2016, 10:05 PM
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Current haircel checking in. Got way more play in the many years I shaved my head willingly. Starting to think that wasn't a conicecdence?
post 1460920343 09-05-2016, 10:07 PM
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post 1460920353 09-05-2016, 10:07 PM
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Saw the HOTTEST girl with a TIGHT faurking body in little tiny shorts this morning at breakfast and she was with a non-lifting manlet horseshoe-shaped baldcel. Quietly raged inside.
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post 1460920393 09-05-2016, 10:07 PM
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Ok, chits starting to get a bit overpushed and old now
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post 1460920483 09-05-2016, 10:09 PM
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The fact that you have to prove the world why baldness is the "best thing ever" shows your deep insecurity. Who the fck cares? Hair/no hair doesn't prove how "alpha" someone is. Character, integrity, and innate characteristics does. The fact that your slightly older (25) and thinking like this is pathetic tbh.
post 1460920523 09-05-2016, 10:09 PM
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Brutal skullmog. Just look at the size of that thing compared to the pinheaded haircel.

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post 1460920623 09-05-2016, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Shortstop36⏩
Ok, chits starting to get a bit overpushed and old now
Lol shut up *******. You make fun of bald brahs any chance you get. you have a fukkin #relapse2016 in your sig

*negs baldcels on sight* crew

You'll be the first to go you genetic scum

srs though you're probably one of the worst posters on the misc
post 1460920763 09-05-2016, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
Lol shut up *******. You make fun of bald brahs any chance you get. you have a fukkin #relapse2016 in your sig

*negs baldcels on sight* crew

You'll be the first to go you genetic scum

srs though you're probably one of the worst posters on the misc
baldcel going in
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post 1460921543 09-05-2016, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Laconises⏩
Brutal skullmog. Just look at the size of that thing compared to the pinheaded haircel.

LOL so true. That pic has to resonate with these brahs
Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
baldcel going in
see if they can take the heat they throw at us
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bald is life
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Originally Posted By solidus2k3⏩
bald is life
Your support is most welcomed. Today alone you have made amazing strides for the baldsthetics
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http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB100008...32541863652264
Men with shaved heads are perceived to be more masculine, dominant and, in some cases, to have greater leadership potential than those with longer locks or with thinning hair, according to a recent study out of the University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School.
BOOM! haircels BTFO.
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post 1460922193 09-05-2016, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
Look at the sad sap haircels. Look at his face. His inferiority to the bald man is almost disgusting.


As an aside, had no idea Martyn Ford had a gym. And why the fuk is it called "beta bodz" and its logo is a Starbucks knockoff?
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