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post 1461870183 09-12-2016, 07:18 AM
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Chad's looks LITERALLY save him from death

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now it's the other way around and the cannibalistic tribes shipwreck in the lands of Captain Sweden
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post 1461870403 09-12-2016, 07:20 AM
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Hitler and aunt jemima had babies?
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why lift when it's all about the voyage?
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id rather be dead than fuk the creature who looks to be his wife in that picture lmao u wot m8
post 1461870643 09-12-2016, 07:21 AM
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post 1461870903 09-12-2016, 07:24 AM
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that's some of the funniest chit i've seen all week. just lmao. not even sure why. thanks op.

edit: today is monday. i am potato.
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post 1461871023 09-12-2016, 07:25 AM
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post 1461871153 09-12-2016, 07:26 AM
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lol'd hard, such is life as a Chad
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post 1461871433 09-12-2016, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted By moonstarrrrr⏩
now it's the other way around and the cannibalistic tribes shipwreck in the lands of Captain Sweden
lmao
post 1461872003 09-12-2016, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Fit1NYC⏩
Hitler and aunt jemima had babies?
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post 1461872353 09-12-2016, 07:37 AM
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post 1461872873 09-12-2016, 07:41 AM
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Further proof that the GOAT is to travel internationally as to become exotic and attractive in that far off land. If this Chad's woulda stayed in Sweden with all the other Swedish Chads he'd have likely ended up cucked by jamal and abdullah or maybe had one Swedish kid. Based on the picture he had at least 6 kids and became a king. Maybe a king of chit, but a king nonetheless brahs.

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post 1461873193 09-12-2016, 07:45 AM
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Isn't that basically how John Smith got in them guts too
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
post 1461873253 09-12-2016, 07:45 AM
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King of all Chads brehs.
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post 1461876393 09-12-2016, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted By creatinemonstr⏩
id rather be dead than fuk the creature who looks to be his wife in that picture lmao u wot m8
Had to make sure I read "king's daughter" right when I saw that picture just lol
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post 1461876973 09-12-2016, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Fit1NYC⏩
Hitler and aunt jemima had babies?
and gave birth to Ross Bagley from Little Rascals.
post 1461883893 09-12-2016, 09:07 AM
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Swedish Aryan master race. Couldn't resist dem genetic even surrounded by BBCs.
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His children look older than him.
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I thought being a cannibal caused terrible disease in people from eating too much human flesh.. how do these tribes survive, misc doctors help me be aware.
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only happens to a white chad
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post 1461892083 09-12-2016, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Fit1NYC⏩
Hitler and aunt jemima had babies?
fuggin lol

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From this brah's Wikipedia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Emil_Pettersson

During a recruiting trip in the Pacific, Pettersson's vessel, the Herzog Johan Albrecht (Duke Johan Albrecht) sank on Christmas Day of 1904, outside the Tabar Island in New Ireland Province. He was washed ashore near a village and landed in a hibiscus hedge, where he was immediately surrounded by islanders. Cannibalism was not uncommon in those times and although Pettersson was uncommonly strong, he would not have been a match for them, but the islanders carried him to their king, and the king's daughter fell in love with him. In 1907 he married Princess Singdo, the daughter of the local king, Lamy. He got a start in the copra trade and managed to create his own coconut plantation that he called Teripax. He became king after the death of his father in law. His nickname among the locals was "Strong Charley", and he was indeed famed for his physical strength. Swedish newspapers printed a series of stories about Pettersson and his adventures.[1]

Business went well and he increased his estate with two plantations, first Maragon on Simberi Island and later Londolovit on Lihir Group islands. Pettersson was respectful of local customs and showed concern for his employees, which was unusual at the time. He was therefore very popular with the locals. His marriage with Singdo produced a family of nine children, one of which, however, died in infancy. His wife died in 1921 of puerperal fever.

In 1922, Pettersson traveled to Sweden, partly to look for a new wife who could look after his children. There, he also visited his old friend Birger Mrner whom he had met in the South Pacific. He then met Anglo-Swedish Jessie Louisa Simpson; together they returned to Tabar Island, where they married in 1923. In Petterson's absence the plantation had declined, and he was now close to bankruptcy. Additionally, he and his wife both suffered from malaria. He painstakingly rebuilt his plantation, but bad investments and the failing market conditions made it difficult to recover.

Pettersson did however find a gold deposit on Simberi Island which he kept secret for years. Even today, the Tabar Group of islands has one of the world's largest gold deposits. His fortunes changed, however, and Pettersson decided to leave the island. His wife Jessie traveled ahead to Australia for medical treatment and then returned to Sweden. She died in Stockholm from malaria and cancer on May 19, 1935. Petterson's health also deteriorated.

Pettersson left Tabar in 1935 but never returned to Sweden. He died of a heart attack in Sydney on May 12, 1937.

Everything went downhill when he decided he needed a new wife. Learn the lesson, brahs: stay single.
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Originally Posted By zknarc⏩
Swedish Aryan master race. Couldn't resist dem genetic even surrounded by BBCs.
It's like a drop of white paint in an oil tanker, didn't make a difference at all
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Originally Posted By moonstarrrrr⏩
now it's the other way around and the cannibalistic tribes shipwreck in the lands of Captain Sweden
lmfao rep'd
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Originally Posted By Achilles87⏩
Isn't that basically how John Smith got in them guts too
No, most historians think he was lying. Pocahontas was already famous when told the story. Plus, if you plot her age to the date he said it happens, she was 11/12.
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