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post 1464578041 09-30-2016, 06:43 PM
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Why are all gym shorts now so thin? Brb trying to hide grower buldge

Is it just me or are all gym shorts way too thin so there's no way to hide a buldge even tho I'm only like 3 inches soft. It doesn't matter if boxers or boxer briefs, still just sticks out. Wtf mate
post 1464578121 09-30-2016, 06:43 PM
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gonna need pics no homo
It is the current year.
post 1464578181 09-30-2016, 06:44 PM
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They still make duct tape dont they?
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post 1464578221 09-30-2016, 06:44 PM
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Roll up a sock in your panties or something.
post 1464578401 09-30-2016, 06:46 PM
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stop watching other men workout at the gym
post 1464578471 09-30-2016, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted By wisdommaster1⏩
stop watching other men workout at the gym
oh don't act like you've never accidentally seen a bulge in the gym *******
It is the current year.
post 1464578521 09-30-2016, 06:47 PM
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Don't be a pussy and own your bulge - be proud.
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post 1464578691 09-30-2016, 06:48 PM
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Been wearing those sweat pants type shorts to the gym lately. Ive just accepted that hiding the bulge isn't going to happen and simply embrace it.
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post 1464579181 09-30-2016, 06:52 PM
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post 1464579851 09-30-2016, 06:58 PM
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Just duct tape it to your azzhole like the pussy you are



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post 1464580981 09-30-2016, 07:08 PM
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yeah i have that problem. it's not even that it's so tight it shows my 'bulge' it's just so thin it shows a perfect outline of my penis, which is pretty small when flaccid
post 1464581211 09-30-2016, 07:11 PM
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Wear compression shorts underneath ur gym shorts
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post 1464582051 09-30-2016, 07:17 PM
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what's the problem? as long as u lift free weights, you're unlikely to get hassled by a gay guy - they're on the treadmills.

So all that means, is more for the HBB's to look at.
post 1464582231 09-30-2016, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted By EDMFloridaBrah⏩
Just duct tape it to your azzhole like the pussy you are



Who the fuk cares?
lmao



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post 1464582891 09-30-2016, 07:24 PM
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It's a gay plot. Gays took over the gym short design business and now they made it so everyone's bulge is clearly visible all the time.
post 1464583061 09-30-2016, 07:26 PM
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I had these Nike "airated" shorts and when I jog @ coastal paths with any wind basically it was the same as wearing no shorts. You just have to not care, and pray you don't get semi.
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post 1464583461 09-30-2016, 07:29 PM
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post 1464584971 09-30-2016, 07:40 PM
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post 1464585241 09-30-2016, 07:43 PM
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i'm 5 inches soft, it's hopeless tryna cover that up. i was wearing compression shorts at the gym the other day. brb still have obvious bulge
post 1464585401 09-30-2016, 07:43 PM
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post 1464585691 09-30-2016, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Miscular⏩
i'm 5 inches soft, it's hopeless tryna cover that up. i was wearing compression shorts at the gym the other day. brb still have obvious bulge
Huh? No pics again? *flicks cigarette*
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post 1464586141 09-30-2016, 07:49 PM
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I used to care about my bulge showing too. then one day i was like "it's my big dick. i'll do what i want"

and from that day on, I was a new man.
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post 1464587011 09-30-2016, 07:55 PM
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Same happens to me when I wear any type of pants. I think slimmer jeans tend to hide it less though. When it's some jeans or pants too big on my waist, the crotch area always likes to scrunch up and bulge out. No idea how to hide it besides tucking my chit down to one leg.
post 1464587691 09-30-2016, 08:02 PM
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What kind of gym shorts we talking about here?
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Originally Posted By Howiester⏩
oh don't act like you've never accidentally seen a bulge in the gym *******
I workout at a weightlifting club, most people just wear tights and no shorts so its all bulges all the time... don't really see why its a problem...no homo
post 1464588471 09-30-2016, 08:09 PM
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Can confirm gym shorts years ago were much thicker

I guess it comes from the obsession with all this moisture wicking bull****
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Originally Posted By Cjjlpsp⏩
Can confirm gym shorts years ago were much thicker

I guess it comes from the obsession with all this moisture wicking bull****
Seeriously... same lame **** happened to sweatshirts.. so much harder to get a thick sweatshirt. all just flimsy sheaths of sweat now. like wearing a long sleeve t shirt. back in my day...
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Links to shorts that show off my bulge?
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Have the same problem, but I just don't care anymore...
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ITT miscers thinking everybody is checking out their package.

Must be a guy thing.

Clothing quality has gone to crap though. Women's clothing is worse...gotta buy 2 women's tees to get the the thickness of one men's tee.

Yeah, layering is in style, 'cause they would rather sell you two shirts.
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