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post 1465413921 10-06-2016, 10:27 PM
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Here's how I lost my tinder virginity (pics)

My job sent me to Chicago early this week for training for 4 nights. Using minimal texting I was able to get this chick to come over two nights in a row directly to my hotel room door. These pics show how easliy p*ssy can be delivered to you if you know what you're doing.

Tips:
-Act confident
-Be aggressive. Invite them over immediately.
-Don't be nervous. Drink alcohol.
-Avoid the friend zone by getting touchy-feely asap. She jumped in bed right away and within 5 minutes I had my hand on her leg.
-Give zero fks. Don't worry about your insecurities at all. Honestly, just act/pretend/fake confidence. Whatever you need to do.
--> at the end of night #2, I told her that she was my first tinder meet up ever and I asked if she could tell. She didn't even believe me. She couldn't tell at all. It's all about the confidence.





Now we switched over to texting:




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post 1465413981 10-06-2016, 10:27 PM
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Pics of da bish:





Night 1:



Night 2:

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post 1465413991 10-06-2016, 10:27 PM
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How does any of your advice work if you never met a girl off tinder and can't meet girls?
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post 1465414381 10-06-2016, 10:33 PM
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post 1465414471 10-06-2016, 10:34 PM
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Six foot white guy telling us it's easy to get laid off Tinder.

This is like Lebron James telling you it's easy to get into the NBA
post 1465415141 10-06-2016, 10:43 PM
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lol not bad OP!

she made you work for it though
post 1465415301 10-06-2016, 10:45 PM
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Negging you because she said YAASSS
"I'm not going to be jerked around by some chick who thinks her pussy is going to magically override my sense of self-respect. I'm not a phucking performing seal, I'm not going to do tricks to get a mouthful of fish."

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post 1465415371 10-06-2016, 10:46 PM
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all this work for condom sex with a 4/10

what the fuk. just play some video games or sports.
post 1465415511 10-06-2016, 10:49 PM
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Repped
post 1465415591 10-06-2016, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Dota2Brah⏩
all this work for condom sex with a 4/10

what the fuk. just play some video games or sports.
didn't look like he put much effort in it.
post 1465415631 10-06-2016, 10:50 PM
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Her arms are bigger than my legs.
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post 1465415731 10-06-2016, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Dota2Brah⏩
all this work for condom sex with a 4/10

what the fuk. just play some video games or sports.
Time for a hormone panel boyo
I lift therefore I am.
post 1465415891 10-06-2016, 10:53 PM
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Would not boast about/thread
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post 1465415981 10-06-2016, 10:54 PM
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Hotel + You being a tourist in the area = easy as fuk

Don't think it's always this easy boyo
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post 1465416071 10-06-2016, 10:55 PM
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post 1465416161 10-06-2016, 10:56 PM
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you corny sack of chit. You and the corny ass girl should actually get married because your terrible personalities are made for each other
post 1465416291 10-06-2016, 10:57 PM
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good chit brah. I'd rep you but there's no point in me doing so
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post 1465416351 10-06-2016, 10:58 PM
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She looks like she smells bad.
post 1465416431 10-06-2016, 10:59 PM
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Congrats on banging a 6/10 girl off of tinder, I guess.
post 1465416441 10-06-2016, 10:59 PM
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Repped

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post 1465416481 10-06-2016, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted By fj123⏩
lol not bad OP!

she made you work for it though
lol?
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post 1465416671 10-06-2016, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted By MultiMediaWill⏩
My job sent me to Chicago early this week for training for 4 nights. Using minimal texting I was able to get this chick to come over two nights in a row directly to my hotel room door. These pics show how easliy p*ssy can be delivered to you if you know what you're doing.

Tips:
-Act confident
-Be aggressive. Invite them over immediately.
-Don't be nervous. Drink alcohol and offer them some too.
-Avoid the friend zone by getting touchy-feely asap. She jumped in bed right away and within 5 minutes I had my hand on her leg.
-Give zero fks. Don't worry about your insecurities at all. Honestly, just act/pretend/fake confidence. Whatever you need to do.
--> at the end of night #2, I told her that she was my first tinder meet up ever and I asked if she could tell. She didn't even believe me. She couldn't tell at all. It's all about the confidence.
Guys don't strike out on Tinder due to lack of confidence or whatever. It's due to girls on there looking for an ego boost. A lot of guys get flaked on despite saying and doing everything right.
post 1465416761 10-06-2016, 11:02 PM
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You da real MVP opie
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post 1465416811 10-06-2016, 11:03 PM
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post 1465417061 10-06-2016, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted By fj123⏩
oh chit nvm just reread the combos

she came over twice lol

whats so surprising about this?

girls like dick -- whats new there?
Nothing new, someone will marry this used up whore some day.
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post 1465417451 10-06-2016, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted By fj123⏩
pretty much -- its like that here even in mexico where we have the more "conservative" environment when it comes to chit like this.
If a girl has sex with any guy outside of LTR more than once, she's immediately non-marriage material. I could look past 1, but only on the condition that she regrets it immensely and realizes she acted like a huge slut.
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post 1465417631 10-06-2016, 11:14 PM
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Best part about this thread is you taking pictures of her sleeping and her underwear on the floor, truly creepy. This is something a serial killler would do. Congrats on you first tinder smash
post 1465417781 10-06-2016, 11:16 PM
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Just be white theory confirmed.


No game needed when you're a (tall) white male
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post 1465417891 10-06-2016, 11:17 PM
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nice whale opie, you can do better than that
post 1465418011 10-06-2016, 11:20 PM
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Did you put one of those cylindrical pillows up her culo, OP?
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