GF keeps leaving her chit all over my bathroom. What do? (PICS)

10-16-2016, 11:54 AM

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GF keeps leaving her chit all over my bathroom. What do? (PICS)

This is getting out of hand. Couple weeks ago it was only one cream and a toothbrush.

Now she keeps adding more chit every week as if she wanted to move in we me. At this pace, I will be able to open cosmetics store by the end of the year.

Keep in mind we have been together only for 7 months. Constantly drops hints about kids too.

What do? Abort operation? Go NC?

10-16-2016, 11:55 AM

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Throw it in the dumpster till she goes broke trying to replace it.

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10-16-2016, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted By jawbruh⏩

This is getting out of hand. Couple weeks ago it was only one cream and a toothbrush.

Now she keeps adding more chit every week as if she wanted to move in we me. At this pace, I will be able to open cosmetics store by the end of the year.

Keep in mind we have been together only for 7 months. Constantly drops hints about kids too.

What do? Abort operation? Go NC?

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10-16-2016, 12:03 PM

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10-16-2016, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted By JustJones⏩

Throw it in the dumpster till she goes broke trying to replace it.

LOL. This. Once a week, just throw away one thing. If she notices, just shrug your shoulders and say you don't know anything about it. Start now and report back in a month.

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10-16-2016, 12:04 PM

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Girls leave chit at dude's houses on purpose..

It's their way of marking their territory, in case of the event of u having another female at your place

10-16-2016, 12:05 PM

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10-16-2016, 12:07 PM

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soon you will have pink plush pillows laying on your couch and half of your closet will belong to her.
You know what to do... Start using her expensive cosmetics to get back at her.

10-16-2016, 12:07 PM

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10-16-2016, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted By SlootFlute⏩

Girls leave chit at dude's houses on purpose..

It's their way of marking their territory, in case of the event of u having another female at your place

wizzard

she's marking her territory OP, like dog piss on trees
if I were (and if you are true alpha) I would go to her house and piss on her door and inside her house so that other potential partners know the place is taken
don't forget to creampie her too, if she gets close to smashing with someone else he will smell the scent and know that she is taken

just make sure you repeat this at least 3 times / week to make sure the scent doesn't go away

10-16-2016, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted By JustJones⏩

Throw it in the dumpster till she goes broke trying to replace it.

Except she buys most of it with my credit card.

Originally Posted By SlootFlute⏩

Girls leave chit at dude's houses on purpose..

It's their way of marking their territory, in case of the event of u having another female at your place

Hm, that would make sense. But she keeps adding more and more every other week. Starts to get annoying to be honest.

10-16-2016, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted By painebrah⏩

wizzard

she's marking her territory OP, like dog piss on trees
if I were (and if you are true alpha) I would go to her house and piss on her door and inside her house so that other potential partners know the place is taken
don't forget to creampie her too, if she gets close to smashing with someone else he will smell the scent and know that she is taken

just make sure you repeat this at least 3 times / week to make sure the scent doesn't go away

this. take a chit on her lawn or something

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10-16-2016, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted By jawbruh⏩

Except she buys most of it with my credit card.

7 months and she already got your credit card.

Your life is going to be absolute trash by the time you hit 30. Good luck having nothing to your name when she's done with you and on to the next.

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10-16-2016, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted By JustJones⏩

7 months and she already got your credit card.

Your life is going to be absolute trash by the time you hit 30. Good luck having nothing to your name when she's done with you and on to the next.

You sound really bitter, LMAO.

I will be fine, trust me. I know how to judge women and pick the right ones properly. I could've known her for 2 weeks and still would trust her as much.

10-16-2016, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted By jawbruh⏩

I will be fine, trust me.

just don;t come back to the misc after she starts acting strange, her puss and house all of a sudden smell like piss and you feel agitated

10-16-2016, 12:37 PM

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You meant to say, bigmane keeps leaving his stuff all over your bathroom you little twink.

Originally Posted By jawbruh⏩

This is getting out of hand. Couple weeks ago it was only one cream and a toothbrush.

Now she keeps adding more chit every week as if she wanted to move in we me. At this pace, I will be able to open cosmetics store by the end of the year.

Keep in mind we have been together only for 7 months. Constantly drops hints about kids too.

What do? Abort operation? Go NC?

10-16-2016, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted By jawbruh⏩

This is getting out of hand. Couple weeks ago it was only one cream and a toothbrush.

Now she keeps adding more chit every week as if she wanted to move in we me. At this pace, I will be able to open cosmetics store by the end of the year.

Keep in mind we have been together only for 7 months. Constantly drops hints about kids too.

What do? Abort operation? Go NC?

If you have nothing on your bathroom sink without a girlfriend and that amount of toiletries which is not a lot and neatly positioned bothers you then you might as well dump her because you are gay.