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post 1468242101 10-26-2016, 12:57 PM
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Russia waves it's massive, throbbing new nuke in Europe's face. It's over.

Kremlin 'bout to go in with zero lube.

Europe's gonna have an angus like a donkey's yawn by the time Putin's finished with this monster.
Originally Posted By Daily


- The RS-28 Sarmat missile, dubbed Satan 2, will replace the SS-18
- Flies at 4.3 miles (7km) per sec and with a range of 6,213 miles (10,000km)
- The weapons are perceived as part of an increasingly aggressive Russia
- It could deliver a warhead of 40 megatons - 2,000 times as powerful as the atom bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...ze-FRANCE.html

Aw fuk BYE.

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post 1468242471 10-26-2016, 12:59 PM
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Not even a Bond villian would be cheeky enough to call a missle Satan 2. Putin having a laugh with his genocide I see.
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post 1468242821 10-26-2016, 01:01 PM
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Good. Let's hope the blast radius takes out all the migrants with it.

In the meanwhile, I'll be taking the next flight to Russia to claim residency. It's one of the last places on Earth where whites like me can truly feel proud and at-home.
post 1468242831 10-26-2016, 01:01 PM
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post 1468242991 10-26-2016, 01:03 PM
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i'd rather have a nice clean warhead and im not even gay
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post 1468243271 10-26-2016, 01:04 PM
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post 1468243481 10-26-2016, 01:06 PM
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Putin trying to bankrupt Russia again?
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post 1468244291 10-26-2016, 01:10 PM
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If Russia didnt exist, would the world miss anything about it?
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post 1468244811 10-26-2016, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By MisterJustice⏩
If Russia didnt exist, would the world miss anything about it?
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post 1468244891 10-26-2016, 01:13 PM
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Could this level the Clinton residence and possibly the Soros residence? If so I am interested in a pair, PM for details Putin.
post 1468245051 10-26-2016, 01:14 PM
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The Daily Mail talking chit as usual. I often wonder why so much money is wasted building up a huge arsenal of nukes. Unless aliens decide to invade us or an asteroid comes our way, they will never be used.
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post 1468245481 10-26-2016, 01:18 PM
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this thing could fly from moscow to london in less than 5 minutes. There's absolutely no stopping something that fast
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post 1468245881 10-26-2016, 01:21 PM
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Russia going in dry.
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How come we cant just shoot it and have it blow up in their face?
post 1468246391 10-26-2016, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted By krazy33⏩
How come we cant just shoot it and have it blow up in their face?
Probably doesn't detonate by impact, at least not that small of an impact.
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post 1468246611 10-26-2016, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted By wrathofpecan⏩


russia going in dry.
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post 1468246931 10-26-2016, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Thekittenking⏩
Probably doesn't detonate by impact, at least not that small of an impact.
Of course.. but something could do it

You obvi know there are spies over there.. and they let murica know whats up. And if putin were to start to bring nukes into play theyd be warned (im sure this chit goes on)

Or you could just blow everything up before they could do it anyways
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Why even spend so much money on a device that would mean the end of all humanity if used? I wonder if a super nuke that big would be enough to cause global nuclear fallout all on it's own.
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Originally Posted By LeoThedude⏩
Why even spend so much money on a device that would mean the end of all humanity if used? I wonder if a super nuke that big would be enough to cause global nuclear fallout all on it's own.
Tsar bomba is bigger still yea?

This is just quicker i think
post 1468247621 10-26-2016, 01:31 PM
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Don't forget that Russia also has the Dead Hand which is a fail-deadly deterrence. Basically it's a system which launches all of Russia' nuclear arsenal if the system detects a any hint of a nuclear strike on Russian territory. It's supposed to be off but the system still exists and can be activated if the crisis reaches boiling point.
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post 1468247711 10-26-2016, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted By krazy33⏩
Of course.. but something could do it

You obvi know there are spies over there.. and they let murica know whats up. And if putin were to start to bring nukes into play theyd be warned (im sure this chit goes on)

Or you could just blow everything up before they could do it anyways
They'd have to blow up all the nuclear weapons at the same time. I'm sure that there are outstanding orders to launch the nukes in an event like that.
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Originally Posted By krazy33⏩
Tsar bomba is bigger still yea?

This is just quicker i think
this thing is 40 megatons, tsar was 50 megatons with the capability of being 100 megatons, but scientists were like nah thats actually gonna destroy the world with fallout so they just blasted the 50 megatons. but ya this new thing can actually fuking fly really fast
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Originally Posted By MisterJustice⏩
If Russia didnt exist, would the world miss anything about it?
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Originally Posted By LeoThedude⏩
Why even spend so much money on a device that would mean the end of all humanity if used? I wonder if a super nuke that big would be enough to cause global nuclear fallout all on it's own.
Its not about actually using them, its about the rest to know they could.

They have destroyed europe/middle east by creating conflict from within, softening them up for a conventional invasion while simultaneously showing that they have the power to wipe out everyone if they decide to initiate nuclear conflict.

Better teach your kids to speak russian boyos.
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Originally Posted By Shortfuze⏩
Don't forget that Russia also has the Dead Hand which is a fail-deadly deterrence. Basically it's a system which launches all of Russia' nuclear arsenal if the system detects a any hint of a nuclear strike on Russian territory. It's supposed to be off but the system still exists and can be activated if the crisis reaches boiling point.
I thought I read somewhere this almost ended the world. The system read incoming nuclear bombers or some chit, and almost blew there load on a false positive attack.

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and there are people who think the west should disarm....
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I don't mind dying in a nuclear war, I just want to die towards the end of it. I'd like to watch the world burn.
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What if we create a wall around Russia and make it big enough so that they're nukes cant fly over it?????
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