Hey *******s,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess its fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on ********.
Dont be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. Im pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than jack off to naked drawn Japanese people? I also get straight As, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; chit was SO cash). You are all *******s who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.