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Forum ยป Is there anything better than a penor??? (srs) (no homo)

View Poll Results: Does it get any better than having the honor of wielding a dink?

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There are better things in life, things I would trade my penor for.
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post 1478224501 01-08-2017, 05:35 PM
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Is there anything better than a penor??? (srs) (no homo)

****ing serious.

Think about it. Is there anything better than a caulk? D1cks are awesome, no homo.

Seriously, name me ONE negative thing about having a penor. Just one.

1. It's flexible, so it doesn't get in the way.
2. You use it to piss, inseminate unsuspecting sloots, and bludgeon betas or big willie type cats who try and step to you.
3. It's aesthetic.
4. You can even lift weights with it.
5. It's a symbol of man/maleness. Self explanatory here.
6. You can literally spend all day thinking about its glory (think, Sway12)
7. You can swing it around obnoxiously out of windows.
8. You can stroke it to pleasure yourself, or you can spear someone with it to pleasure them - versatility.
9. Chemical warefare - you essentially assault, subdue, and control females with your chemical warhead known as semen - self defense, espionage, world domination all at the bidding of your balls and meat cannon.


I mean we could go on and on, but really, aren't we blessed? It's time we stepped back and said wait a minute...no matter how life might suck right now, let's not forget I have a fooking beef whistle hanging between my legs, and that's a fooking game changing equalizer in life if there ever was one. A work of art attached to your body.

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post 1478352741 01-09-2017, 03:36 PM
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Monday's soft bump of peace.
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post 1478353091 01-09-2017, 03:38 PM
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But the genital herpes is more visible on the pen0r.
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post 1478353661 01-09-2017, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted By LoadedWraps⏩
let's not forget I have a fookingbeef whistle hanging between my legs,
repped.
post 1478543671 01-10-2017, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted By steeler505⏩
But the genital herpes is more visible on the pen0r.
Do you know this from experience?
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post 1479939171 01-20-2017, 06:07 PM
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Friday bump.
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post 1479939671 01-20-2017, 06:12 PM
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post 1479954931 01-20-2017, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Signed
Repped for chocolate nipples of peace.
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post 1479955401 01-20-2017, 08:40 PM
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post 1479955971 01-20-2017, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted By LoadedWraps⏩
****ing serious.

Think about it. Is there anything better than a caulk? D1cks are awesome, no homo.

Seriously, name me ONE negative thing about having a penor. Just one.

1. It's flexible, so it doesn't get in the way.
2. You use it to piss, inseminate unsuspecting sloots, and bludgeon betas or big willie type cats who try and step to you.
3. It's aesthetic.
4. You can even lift weights with it.
5. It's a symbol of man/maleness. Self explanatory here.
6. You can literally spend all day thinking about its glory (think, Sway12)
7. You can swing it around obnoxiously out of windows.
8. You can stroke it to pleasure yourself, or you can spear someone with it to pleasure them - versatility.
9. Chemical warefare - you essentially assault, subdue, and control females with your chemical warhead known as semen - self defense, espionage, world domination all at the bidding of your balls and meat cannon.


I mean we could go on and on, but really, aren't we blessed? It's time we stepped back and said wait a minute...no matter how life might suck right now, let's not forget I have a fooking beef whistle hanging between my legs, and that's a fooking game changing equalizer in life if there ever was one. A work of art attached to your body.

I just want to share the knowledge I have obtained throughout my life and hopefully change someone's life.
post 1479956481 01-20-2017, 08:51 PM
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post 1479958061 01-20-2017, 09:08 PM
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Repped
( อก อœส– อก)
post 1482196821 02-04-2017, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted By ProteenBrah⏩
Repped lol
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post 1482198211 02-04-2017, 09:31 PM
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post 1482198971 02-04-2017, 09:38 PM
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Agreed. I fukking love cock.
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post 1483276991 02-12-2017, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Mehhzyy⏩
Agreed. I fukking love cock.
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post 1491710491 04-19-2017, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Psychotropic⏩
lol....
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post 1504783521 05-14-2017, 06:08 PM
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IT'S MOTHER'S DAY!

while it's all about mothers today, don't hesitate to show a little appreciation to the almighty penor that you are wielding between your legs!
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post 1504784321 05-14-2017, 06:19 PM
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I would rather die than lose my cock (srs)
post 1505491151 05-20-2017, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Lifterbrah401k⏩
I would rather die than lose my cock (srs)
This right here. Don't evevn have to think about it. Repped.
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post 1505495461 05-20-2017, 07:04 PM
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Wish I was proud manlet status though.
post 1505495701 05-20-2017, 07:07 PM
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I play with my penis everyday. no fapping
post 1505498631 05-20-2017, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted By MinisterOfLust⏩
I play with my penis everyday. no fapping
jelquing?
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post 1505501391 05-20-2017, 08:25 PM
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I like how you ignore all the negative parts

-if you're a "shower" your dick is permanently in the way. Its never "not" in the way. and even if you're a grower, random erections still disprove that.

-after fapping your "life force" is mentally and physically drained. You're physically and mentally weaker and tired and have no ambitions to do anything

-The damn thing is incredibly sensitive. In fact its the Achilles heel for men.

-and probably the worst....orgasm is a one shot deal and you have to "recharge" whereas sloots can have consistent orgasms in endless waves.
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
-after fapping your "life force" is mentally and physically drained. You're physically and mentally weaker and tired and have no ambitions to do anything
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post 1507953651 06-10-2017, 06:29 PM
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That feels when you wake up and realize you have greatness between your legs...
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post 1507954441 06-10-2017, 06:37 PM
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Men love penis, It's like all they think about, touching and holding a nice clean penis. Not too big, nor not too small, just a nice five inches is all they need. They admire the penis, love the penis, and when they first see your penis their whole world turns upside down, hormones flaring, excitement rising, and some of them even orgasm at the sight of just seeing a penis. Men respect the penis, they live for the penis, and want the penis. A penis to a man, is very important. They are programmed to love penis because they need to procreate, it's in the DNA and human code, men want and need babies thus they want penis. When a man says he thinks penis's are ugly, he's simply lying. He's hiding the fact that he is REALLY turned on by the human penis. 100% of males watch porn, just to see the penis, and to imagine that's them holding and sucking it in the video. Men don't just love penis, they love staring at your penis even when your wearing pants. They love that bulge of yours and always imagine what's hiding inside. Men are fascinated about the fact that your penis can shoot out sperm, that makes them soooo crazy and horny just to think about that. They dream all day about making a penis cum and to look at the mans face in the process. When in public, or anywhere in general men secretly want to see an erected penis. They tend to look away but really want to see it. At the end of the day, a man loves the penis more than the man loves the Vagina. (no homo)
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post 1507958251 06-10-2017, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted By IMathew⏩
Men love penis, It's like all they think about, touching and holding a nice clean penis. Not too big, nor not too small, just a nice five inches is all they need. They admire the penis, love the penis, and when they first see your penis their whole world turns upside down, hormones flaring, excitement rising, and some of them even orgasm at the sight of just seeing a penis. Men respect the penis, they live for the penis, and want the penis. A penis to a man, is very important. They are programmed to love penis because they need to procreate, it's in the DNA and human code, men want and need babies thus they want penis. When a man says he thinks penis's are ugly, he's simply lying. He's hiding the fact that he is REALLY turned on by the human penis. 100% of males watch porn, just to see the penis, and to imagine that's them holding and sucking it in the video. Men don't just love penis, they love staring at your penis even when your wearing pants. They love that bulge of yours and always imagine what's hiding inside. Men are fascinated about the fact that your penis can shoot out sperm, that makes them soooo crazy and horny just to think about that. They dream all day about making a penis cum and to look at the mans face in the process. When in public, or anywhere in general men secretly want to see an erected penis. They tend to look away but really want to see it. At the end of the day, a man loves the penis more than the man loves the Vagina. (no homo)
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High Test Tuesday bump of peace.

Let's celebrate our manhood boyos.
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