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post 1478724731 01-12-2017, 03:57 AM
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Woke up from a combination of massive erection and weird dreams

Seriously, it was weird. A lot of strange conversations and such with a diamond cutting erection that was so stiff it was bothering me, making me uncomfortable in my dream even. Lol.

I don't know why but I wanted to share that with you.
post 1478725401 01-12-2017, 04:10 AM
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happened the samething to me today.

dreamed about smashing my gf with bigger boobs

brb wake up to myself saying, seat on that d bish.

woke up, waitwut dafuk was that


brb trying to convince her to get a boob job right now
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post 1478725531 01-12-2017, 04:12 AM
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i have the strangest erection after reading this
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post 1478725581 01-12-2017, 04:14 AM
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Same happened to me, but there was no weird dream.

Waking up with a hard on isnt a rare thing for me, but one that persists from when i wake up, through my morning routine and only went down as i was walking to the bus was a tad different to normal.
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