My buddy kept bragging about how big his dick was to my squad and I just knew he was e-stating 7-8 inches. Needless to say, we found out he was only 6 inches. My other buddy who claimed 6 inches was 5.4 inches. I told my buddies about this and they kept calling us *******s but how is it gay if you just want to know who is the alpha male in your squad?

Umm, how did you find out he was only 6 inches? And yes, this is gay on multiple levels.

You suck them off too?

you have to lay it on the table and have somebody else hold it for proper measurement

good job assisting your bro OP

So I was driving with one of my chi psi bro, and I accidentally grabbed his leg instead of the gearstick. We both laughed and I unzipped his pants. We parked the car and I started to fondle his balls. He started laughing because he knows it's all just a joke. I started sucking his dick in the empty parking lot, and I almost choke because I'm laughing so ****ing hard. My friend is also laughing his ass off too, because this is the greatest prank ever. He starts making train noises while yelling, "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!". When he cums, I swallow it like I'm some big fratstar. I kissed him and call him a big fratstar while laughing.

been in the showers with the squad.

can confirm small asian penor confirmed


FUK

how do you get a boner surrounded by a bunch of dudes for measurement

Not gay if it's for scientific research

Lol it's only gay if you touch the penis bro. Me and my brahs do that chit all the time. They all claim to have huge fukin dicks but when they unzip and measure they're average af (5.5" - 6.5"). When I measure my own dik in front of them however they get surprised as fuk because 1. I'm packing 9+ inches (srs and can confirm) and 2. I dont brag about my size

nah its not gay and you should continue the game to have the smallest suck the biggest while the middle bangs the smallest. srs its just for lols

Strong AVI to post ratio

Only way to find the true group alpha is to start a circle jerk and see who cums last

lol @ thread, I legit have not seen another male's penis in real life since elementary school when it was Penis Inspection Day and we were all in line. Hopefully I'll be able to avoid viewing another man's cawk for the rest of my life. I avoid my gym's locker room at all costs. Aside from that I'm never in a situation where I'd be around a cawk lul.

>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start sucking his dick on this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his dick because i'm laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid ***got
>kiss my friend and call him a ***got while laughing

Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.

Must be a white guy thing, us black guys don't do that shiit.

True. You measure with your anus' in prison

joke