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post 1485949701 03-04-2017, 09:00 PM
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A quick reminder of how online dating works in the world we live in

I had a 300+ pound single mother tell me a doctor was desperately in love with her, but she dumped him because he just didn't meet her standards. Buckle up boys. It's all down hill from here.















post 1485950271 03-04-2017, 09:06 PM
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lol
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post 1485950701 03-04-2017, 09:09 PM
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I laughed. Good stuff right there.
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post 1485950841 03-04-2017, 09:11 PM
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Fuark

Only solution is to become a

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Glow, glow, glow your boat
post 1485951351 03-04-2017, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted By LurkoLantern⏩
Fuark

Only solution is to become a

LDAR is the future for our gender
post 1485951611 03-04-2017, 09:20 PM
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wtf is a pay pig?
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post 1485951781 03-04-2017, 09:22 PM
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And still somewhere there exists a beta willing to provide for these vile creatures.
Death is impossible for us to fathom: it is so immense, so frightening, that we will do almost anything to avoid thinking about it. Society is organized to make death invisible, to keep it several steps removed. That distance may seem necessary for our comfort, but it comes with a terrible price: the illusion of limitless time, and a consequent lack of seriousness about daily life. We are running away from the one reality that faces us all.
post 1485952251 03-04-2017, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted By BostonRockets⏩
And still somewhere there exists a beta willing to provide for these vile creatures.
Exactly. Guarantee these girls are getting messages by dudes who want to be with them. Sad.
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post 1485952551 03-04-2017, 09:29 PM
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Whale standards.
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post 1485952561 03-04-2017, 09:29 PM
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these threads always bring the laughs
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post 1485952811 03-04-2017, 09:32 PM
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im not too sure what im feeling right now

im confused as fukk

help me misc
post 1485952991 03-04-2017, 09:34 PM
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make sure u get spoon pics OP
^ this is a long thin black line
post 1485953971 03-04-2017, 09:45 PM
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are these trolls or is this real tea
post 1485953981 03-04-2017, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted By mp83⏩
wtf is a pay pig?
What do you think? Ready to sign up?
PayPig is a guy who takes pleasure in being obedient to a woman. Mostly financial. Some paypigs take pleasure in giving the woman full control of his finances.

At www.hepays.com we have many many paypigs and we have many godesses and mistresses seeking paypigs
post 1485954001 03-04-2017, 09:46 PM
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Well... that's enough internet for tonight
post 1485954541 03-04-2017, 09:51 PM
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would be provider to kelsey
post 1485954701 03-04-2017, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted By JyzzMagnet⏩
would be provider to kelsey
Should probably just marry her before a pack of miscers beats you to it.
post 1485955701 03-04-2017, 10:05 PM
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Meh I've been single for 23 years I'm fine being single for another 60 more
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Canadian brah, Lions, Tigers, Pistons , Wolverines and Leafs
post 1485956101 03-04-2017, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
What do you think? Ready to sign up?
Wow, that's pretty messed up. Fuk that chit
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post 1485956561 03-04-2017, 10:12 PM
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last one's easy, pizzas are cheap
You're gonna carry that weight.
post 1485956591 03-04-2017, 10:13 PM
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lol repped MOAAAR
post 1485957481 03-04-2017, 10:22 PM
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Dating foreign women > this trash.

A typical foreign womens profile (srs): I want an honest man that will love me and not lie or cheat.
post 1485957871 03-04-2017, 10:27 PM
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I guess it's time to

post 1485959781 03-04-2017, 10:45 PM
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- "I'm not a sex doll"
- Soon to be single mother.







LOL what have we done to ourselves?
Originally Posted By InfinityThor⏩
Dating foreign women > this trash.

A typical foreign womens profile (srs): I want an honest man that will love me and not lie or cheat.
This. And here we talk **** about the guys jumping ship to Asia. Most go for the wrong reasons and are weirdo FA's who get saddled with mediocre women. But higher class well put together brahs are going to start heading abroad and coming back with the cream of the crop and it's going to be over for American women,



By buddy is a 6/10 irl. White, not fat, intelligent but not handsome. I met his Thai GF and shes a no bull**** irl 8.5
post 1485961781 03-04-2017, 11:01 PM
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This one gets 25 messages/day. That's 700 messages per month. SEVEN HUNDRED. brb committing sudoku.

post 1485962341 03-04-2017, 11:06 PM
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sweet jesus god.

we are men god damn it. we can stop this by just saying no.

brace up gents and carry forth. for gods sake, we need to do this for our future!!

we will not lay down we we shant rot. unless we are hungover and exhausted from our weekend of shagging.

Now lads, lets stand against this nonsense.

who is with me?!!
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post 1485962351 03-04-2017, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
- "I'm not a sex doll"
- Soon to be single mother.
That's not even the worst part of her profile. Basically "I got knocked up by chad and need someone to take care of us. Don't even expect sex in return"
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Strict press: 205x5
Deadlift: 405x13 (conv tap'n'go with straps)
post 1485962421 03-04-2017, 11:08 PM
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IMO still the best one I personally have come across while out there.































Aaaaaand






If you only saw her profile pic and went to meet her you would legit not recognize her.
post 1485962551 03-04-2017, 11:10 PM
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A quick reminder that I'm too busy to be bothered, as I'm trying to make $10k/day.
post 1485962631 03-04-2017, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
sweet jesus god.

we are men god damn it. we can stop this by just saying no.

brace up gents and carry forth. for gods sake, we need to do this for our future!!
Seriosusly, fuk all this. I'm not in the dating market and won't be, I don't think so little of myself to put up with this kind of crap. The misc wasn't kidding about this. I wonder what society is going to transform into as this is the kind of crap the typical guy has to go through to find a mate. Without a family, why care about anything? Fuk these whales and fuk the guys that give them the attention.
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Squat: 465x1
Strict press: 205x5
Deadlift: 405x13 (conv tap'n'go with straps)
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