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Mike Tyson is the toughest man that ever lived. Here's why.
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Mike Tyson is the toughest man that ever lived. Here's why.
- African American genetics, hand picked to survive the Atlantic crossing and be productive as an animal.
- Insane talent.
- Abused as a child. Strong fire of rage burning in that belly.
- Hand picked from young age and trained to observe strict discipline.
- Perfect storm to create the most furious and invincible fighting machine the world has ever seen.
No other person in known history has met that criteria.
Prove me wrong.

- Insane talent.
- Abused as a child. Strong fire of rage burning in that belly.
- Hand picked from young age and trained to observe strict discipline.
- Perfect storm to create the most furious and invincible fighting machine the world has ever seen.
No other person in known history has met that criteria.
Prove me wrong.

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Most boxers fit that criteria b
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He is not the best boxer in his weight class. People like Rocky Marciano, Muhhamed Ali, and George Foreman have better records than him.
The problem with him was he relied too much on his athleticism and more technical boxers like Holyfield shut his game plan down.
The problem with him was he relied too much on his athleticism and more technical boxers like Holyfield shut his game plan down.
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He was great to watch in his prime


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inb4 this turns into a prime Ali vs Tyson debate.
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I'd chit my pants if I was in the ring with prime Mike.
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He fought with a broken back too huehue
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Originally Posted By fannyskelper⏩
spinal!he fought with a broken back too huehue
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Prime much too short. Never beat anybody of consequence.
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Originally Posted By GenghisBro⏩
ROFLMFAO!!He is not the best boxer in his weight class.People like Rocky Marciano, Muhhamed Ali, and George Foreman have better records than him.
1) Records don't mean chit. Anyone can have a good record if they're surrounded by *******s.
2) Just LOL if you think any of those pricks would make it to round 2 against Iron Mike.
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LMAO he wasn't even the toughest boxer to fight in his era.
Got whooped up by Evander, Lennox, and was also afraid to fight old man Foreman.
Still though, definitely a tough guy.
Got whooped up by Evander, Lennox, and was also afraid to fight old man Foreman.
Still though, definitely a tough guy.
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That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.Originally Posted By Dave22reborn^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
IDK about Marciano cause I don't go that far back with boxing but IMO Ali and Foreman would absolutely beat the **** outta Tyson.ROFLMFAO!!
1) Records don't mean chit. Anyone can have a good record if they're surrounded by *******s.
2) Just LOL if you think any of those pricks would make it to round 2 against Iron Mike.
1) Records don't mean chit. Anyone can have a good record if they're surrounded by *******s.
2) Just LOL if you think any of those pricks would make it to round 2 against Iron Mike.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.
That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.Originally Posted By Dave22reborn^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
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Originally Posted By ElCaballo33⏩
I'd chit my pants if I was in the ring with prime Mike.
If a gun was put to my head, I would rather get in the ring with tyson than foreman.
I'd chit my pants if I was in the ring with prime Mike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiMLt2oSRaQ&t=173s
I have no idea how prime foreman never killed someone in the ring. Tyson's referred to an aging foreman as 'an animal' and said the loveable preacher act was a scam to lure fighters into the ring with him.
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Yeah I bet all three of them would win the UD if they fought. In matter in fact a prime Foreman would knock tyson out. They were much more technical and had bigger hearts than Tyson in the ring. Those three guys I mentioned fought tougher opponents in their careers.ROFLMFAO!!
1) Records don't mean chit. Anyone can have a good record if they're surrounded by *******s.
2) Just LOL if you think any of those pricks would make it to round 2 against Iron Mike.
1) Records don't mean chit. Anyone can have a good record if they're surrounded by *******s.
2) Just LOL if you think any of those pricks would make it to round 2 against Iron Mike.
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
Foreman would have done to tyson what he did to frazier. Ali would beat tyson but wouldn't demolish him.IDK about Marciano cause I don't go that far back with boxing but IMO Ali and Foreman would absolutely beat the **** outta Tyson.
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04-28-2017, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
Different eras, the standard of boxing in general has stepped up those guys wouldnt stand a chance. Its like saying Jim brown is the goat running back, when he'd be worse than trent richardson in todays nflIDK about Marciano cause I don't go that far back with boxing but IMO Ali and Foreman would absolutely beat the **** outta Tyson.
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Originally Posted By INSANEREACH⏩
Now think about how brave that makes Ali for the rope-a-dope?Tyson's referred to an aging foreman as 'an animal' and said the loveable preacher act was a scam to lure fighters into the ring with him.
Also I'm pretty sure that Mike Tyson gif is slightly sped up.
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That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.Originally Posted By Dave22reborn^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
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Originally Posted By GenghisBro⏩
1) You can shove 'technical' up your ass. Nothing comes close to animal instincts. Ask you have to do is look at chimpanzees.Yeah I bet all three of them would win the UD if they fought. In matter in fact a prime Foreman would knock tyson out.They were much more technical and had bigger hearts than Tyson in the ring.Those three guys I mentioned fought tougher opponents in their careers.
2) Again 'bigger heart' suggests emotional endearment. Tyson was a savage animal. A controlled, savage animal.
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Originally Posted By MattBro95⏩
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Originally Posted By LukeS1⏩
That is a ludicrous argument. In the past it was much more brutal and harder to compete than today. They had 15 round boxing matches and they had to fight more people on average than the boxers today. Yes it's true that boxers today are bigger and have better nutrition but that is a clown argument to gauge to skill of an opponent. So if that was true you can put those boxers today and I bet they'd dominante their weight class.Different eras, the standard of boxing in general has stepped up those guys wouldnt stand a chance. Its like saying Jim brown is the goat running back, when he'd be worse than trent richardson in todays nfl
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Forget the punching, the man lost his 4 year old daughter when she got tangled up in a cord of a treadmill and suffocated.
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Originally Posted By MattBro95⏩
/thread.
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Only on the misc does some one-eyed, college educated aristocrat qualify as a tougher guy than Tyson.
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Tyson would have placed that guy into a coma within 3 seconds.
The fact he took part in a war is circumstantial.
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Big heart as in a stronger will to fight.1) You can shove 'technical' up your ass. Nothing comes close to animal instincts. Ask you have to do is look at chimpanzees.
2) Again 'bigger heart' suggests emotional endearment. Tyson was a savage animal. A controlled, savage animal.
2) Again 'bigger heart' suggests emotional endearment. Tyson was a savage animal. A controlled, savage animal.
Some guys get the **** beat out of them and keep coming, Tyson would start to give up.
Then that's when he would do stupid **** like biting Holyfield or punching the white guy (IDK if that was the Francois Botha fight) in the nuts.
I feel bad for that guy too, can't remember exactly what happened but Tyson literally uppercutted the guy in the nuts a few times til the ref finally called the fight.
I'm smirking too cause that's funny on account of how bad it sucks, but yeah that sucks.
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That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.Originally Posted By Dave22reborn^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Fuk your chit trolling bro.Only on the misc does some one-eyed, college educated aristocrat qualify as a tougher guy than Tyson.
Tyson would have placed that guy into a coma within 3 seconds.
The fact he took part in a war is circumstantial.
Tyson would have placed that guy into a coma within 3 seconds.
The fact he took part in a war is circumstantial.
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
You should not confuse the Tyson that was in decline with the Tyson that was in his prime.Big heart as in a stronger will to fight.
Some guys get the **** beat out of them and keep coming, Tyson would start to give up.
Then that's when he would do stupid **** like biting Holyfield or punching the white guy (IDK if that was the Francois Botha fight) in the nuts.
I feel bad for that guy too, can't remember exactly what happened but Tyson literally uppercutted the guy in the nuts a few times til the ref finally called the fight.
I'm smirking too cause that's funny on account of how bad it sucks, but yeah that sucks.
Some guys get the **** beat out of them and keep coming, Tyson would start to give up.
Then that's when he would do stupid **** like biting Holyfield or punching the white guy (IDK if that was the Francois Botha fight) in the nuts.
I feel bad for that guy too, can't remember exactly what happened but Tyson literally uppercutted the guy in the nuts a few times til the ref finally called the fight.
I'm smirking too cause that's funny on account of how bad it sucks, but yeah that sucks.
Nobody could have beat that thug I'm his prime.
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
He didn't really fight anybody when he was youngerYou should not confuse the Tyson that was in decline with the Tyson that was in his prime.
Nobody could have beat that thug I'm his prime.
Nobody could have beat that thug I'm his prime.
Holmes was washed up by then.
He basically beat the **** out of the division until he finally had to fight Evander.
I believe Evander would have beat Tyson's ass in his prime, in Optimus Prime, Prime Rib Roast Cookoff, it does not matter.
They just were never able to fight before Tyson went to prison, but would have been the same song any way it happened (IMO of course).
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That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.Originally Posted By Dave22reborn^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
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Originally Posted By MattBro95⏩
No fuk YOUR chit trolling. If you really want to quote a real hard man of war then at least quote Mad Dog Churchill.Fuk your chit trolling bro.
Mike Tyson is so tough he was almost finished off by chitty white powder you put up your nose. Just lol.
Mike Tyson is so tough he was almost finished off by chitty white powder you put up your nose. Just lol.
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