Who here would like to run for public office?

05-11-2017, 12:43 PM

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Who here would like to run for public office?

One condition

No hover fukksticks

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The condition is..your entire misc posting history is available online. Does anyone think they haven't posted something that wouldn't immediately disqualify them?

05-11-2017, 12:50 PM

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I think with my history of quality posting it can only help my chances

05-11-2017, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted By FannySkelper⏩

I think with my history of quality posting it can only help my chances

Even with

'Nice eyes, would definitely nut in her mouth'

05-11-2017, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩

Even with

'Nice eyes, would definitely nut in her mouth'

Lmao

Feminists would ruin my campaign

05-11-2017, 01:04 PM

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I'd have to have lost any self respect and will to live if I became a politician

05-11-2017, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted By wisdommaster1⏩

I'd have to have lost any self respect and will to live if I became a politician

Just as well

'I've started a charity that provides discreet vans for homeless to masturbate in privacy instead of doing it in public. We plant these "mobile beat labs" all around major cities and in the past year "Beat the Homeless" INC has really taken off'

05-11-2017, 01:41 PM

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I'd have a better chance than Corbyn

05-11-2017, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted By LanceArmstr0ng⏩

I'd have a better chance than Corbyn

Even if this was in the public domain? :

'I've probably watched too much porn and always have the urge to cum a sloots face (especially if I know she can't be trusted).

The second I blow my load I feel really bad and immediately apologise and wipe it off with a sock or some other chit that's close to hand.

Any of you brahs feel the same?'

05-11-2017, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩

Even if this was in the public domain? :

'I've probably watched too much porn and always have the urge to cum a sloots face (especially if I know she can't be trusted).

The second I blow my load I feel really bad and immediately apologise and wipe it off with a sock or some other chit that's close to hand.

Any of you brahs feel the same?'

Trump admitted sexually assaulting women. I think i'd be ok brah.

05-11-2017, 01:56 PM

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I've thought about chit like this a lot...

Even if you become famous... what if kunts dig up all your old ******** conversations where you were making politically incorrect jokes.... or talking about women disrespectfully or some chit...

Life would become a nightmare.

05-11-2017, 01:59 PM

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lol at thinking anyone who has a clean background can run and win. they only let the people with dirt on them win so they can be blackmailed.

05-11-2017, 02:08 PM

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Would get destroyed. But would be lol worthy to watch the furory behind before everyone deserting me like I've some kind of super contagious AIDS

05-11-2017, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted By MattBro95⏩

I've thought about chit like this a lot...

Even if you become famous... what if kunts dig up all your old ******** conversations where you were making politically incorrect jokes.... or talking about women disrespectfully or some chit...

Life would become a nightmare.

Yeah think this one is going to do for you basically forever

'Pretty sure the war I had with your mum anus had nothing to do with the monopoly of the giants?'

05-11-2017, 02:08 PM

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Oh lawd, is this a "find my worst posts game?" lol

05-11-2017, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted By ~Hades~⏩

lol at thinking anyone who has a clean background can run and win. they only let the people with dirt on them win so they can be blackmailed.

I was actually struggling to find one from you.. but this might take some explaining to Fox News :

'if you arent jerking it before, during and after everything you do, goodbye sweet gains'

05-11-2017, 02:16 PM

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05-11-2017, 02:16 PM

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[QUOTE=hoganrulz post_id=1504444721]Would get destroyed. But would be lol worthy to watch the furory behind before everyone deserting me like I've some kind of super contagious AIDS[/QUOTE]Yes didn't have to look very far:

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Originally Posted by MidnightSun View Post
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anyone who this lady is? moar needed for research purposes.

also visit this thread if you like taters

[URL=https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...post1504381611]https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...post1504381611[/URL]

MidnightSun got the goat thread going.'

05-11-2017, 02:16 PM

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lol do me next (no sarcastic posts)

05-11-2017, 02:18 PM

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[QUOTE=samsbolton post_id=1504445811]Yes didn't have to look very far:

'hnnnhnnnnhnnnghghghghghhg
Originally Posted by MidnightSun View Post
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anyone who this lady is? moar needed for research purposes.

also visit this thread if you like taters

[URL=https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...post1504381611]https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...post1504381611[/URL]

MidnightSun got the goat thread going.'[/QUOTE]Would either get destroyed or be a farage like cult figure.

05-11-2017, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted By residesinAZ⏩

Oh lawd, is this a "find my worst posts game?" lol

I can see a vague theme developing

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upon further research, she did not have a kid, she just has the "I found a babysitter, wanna party?" body.

0/10 would not bang.'

05-11-2017, 02:20 PM

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I wouldn't run but I actually think I'm pretty safe.

05-11-2017, 02:23 PM

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My facial (lol) process while thinking about my history

05-11-2017, 02:23 PM

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Would only run for office in India because let me tell you OP......

05-11-2017, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted By ineed$⏩

lol do me next (no sarcastic posts)

Yeah I don't see this one going over too well especially if you are Bible Belt ..

(Thread 18 year old tinder sloot says she is a virgin what do..)

'I'll buy u a dress if u do it now'

05-11-2017, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted By velvetmudhole⏩

I wouldn't run but I actually think I'm pretty safe.

Not sure if srs your first two pages are full of them

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05-11-2017, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted By Jbooze⏩

My facial (lol) process while thinking about my history

Not wrong lol..

'just lol at oral with a condom

would rather a muscular man give me a handjob and I'm not even gay'

05-11-2017, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩

I was actually struggling to find one from you.. but this might take some explaining to Fox News :

'if you arent jerking it before, during and after everything you do, goodbye sweet gains'

i dont know, that one is pretty self explanatory. i can guarantee there are a lot more that would take much more explaining lol

05-11-2017, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted By Gunite⏩

Would only run for office in India because let me tell you OP......

Yeah sure they will understand

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05-11-2017, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted By wisdommaster1⏩

I'd have to have lost any self respect and will to live if I became a politician

Richard Nixon: I let them down. I let down my friends, I let down my country, and worst of all I let down our system of government, and the dreams of all those young people that ought to get into government but now they think; 'Oh it's all too corrupt and the rest'. Yeah... I let the American people down. And I'm gonna have to carry that burden with me for the rest of my life. My political life is over.