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post 1510820331 07-05-2017, 06:39 PM
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itt i teach you how to bloatmog (the basics)

100g carbs per meal

add salt to all your meats before you eat them i prefer cajun seasoning salt

meanmug everyone that looks at you in public the world is like a jungle and much like animals ppl fear those much larger than them

do shrugs so you can have giant traps to mog ppl like a giant cobra or some ****

add more salt for extra bloat

add tv dinners to your reg meals for extra bloat cals n proteins

extort ppl for loot try everyone you kno see if they are weak if they are weak expose that weakness for cash so you can bloat your $ up and buy a mustang like genova



dont take **** from fast food workers disrespect them every chance you get if they look at you funny call them a bitch and ask them if they wanna catch a fade outside
post 1510821341 07-05-2017, 06:48 PM
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Watchout your comments bro
post 1510821391 07-05-2017, 06:49 PM
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How many threads you make a day
post 1510831051 07-05-2017, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Tears⏩
How many threads you make a day
more than you
post 1540599121 01-14-2018, 12:39 PM
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phucking biblical
post 1540599291 01-14-2018, 12:40 PM
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lold at extort people for loot
post 1540599431 01-14-2018, 12:42 PM
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Just consumed mass quantities of Popeyes am I on the right track to Bloateus Maximus status? Considering adding pure lard to my diet to speed up bloating
post 1540599441 01-14-2018, 12:42 PM
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What should I do if I meet another bloatlord?
post 1540599971 01-14-2018, 12:48 PM
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post 1540600261 01-14-2018, 12:51 PM
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post 1540600751 01-14-2018, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted By person101⏩
Just consumed mass quantities of Popeyes am I on the right track to Bloateus Maximus status? Considering adding pure lard to my diet to speed up bloating
U get it spicy ?
post 1540602751 01-14-2018, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By SadBoys⏩
imagine a twinkmiscer getting confronted by this powerful bloatlord that twink would piss his pants
post 1540603111 01-14-2018, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By bigmane123⏩
imagine a twinkmiscer getting confronted by this powerful bloatlord that twink would piss his pants
im only 205 and id confront this fat delusional ******* anyday, he has 15seconds to take me out before he runs out of breath and becomes my bottom piggie
degenmaxx
post 1540605491 01-14-2018, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By bigmane123⏩
imagine a twinkmiscer getting confronted by this powerful bloatlord that twink would piss his pants
This
post 1540606161 01-14-2018, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted By SerbianSickKant⏩
im only 205 and id confront this fat delusional ******* anyday, he has 15seconds to take me out before he runs out of breath and becomes my bottom piggie
lol @ how delusional you are check out his cardio/boxing vids he would demolish your weak ass
post 1540606211 01-14-2018, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted By bigmane123⏩
imagine a twinkmiscer getting confronted by this weak snorlax looking muthafuka that twink would piss his pants from laughter
fixed for you OP
livin life to the fullest eh
post 1540607141 01-14-2018, 01:47 PM
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Great, will do all those steps, want to achieve bloat status this year.
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post 1540607271 01-14-2018, 01:49 PM
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can we bloatmog while losing fat at the same time as in gain only muscle from all
the food but no fat?
post 1540608011 01-14-2018, 01:54 PM
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brb picking up 25lb bag of salt from Costco
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Originally Posted By bigmane123⏩
imagine a twinkmiscer getting confronted by this powerful bloatlord that twink would piss his pants
Piss his pants from the excitement of thinking about all the ways in which this beautiful bear would dominate his twink booty
Originally Posted By SerbianSickKant⏩
im only 205 and id confront this fat delusional ******* anyday,he has 15secondsto take me out before he runs out of breath and becomes my bottom piggie
He'd only need 2. By the 3rd second, he'd already be inside you, giving you the time of your life.
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forgot the key

walk around with a big milk gallon water jug

try to bully your teachers into giving you an A

find the toughest mf in the lunch room and sucker punch his ass
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TFW the only people I could bloat mog and extort loot from are kids and midgets.

lolz
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
TFW the only people I could bloat mog and extort loot from are kids and midgets.

lolz
post pics of u so i can judge your bloat
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Originally Posted By bigmane123⏩
dont take **** from fast food workers disrespect them every chance you get if they look at you funny call them a bitch and ask them if they wanna catch a fade outside
Story time
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I eat 100g carbs per meal and weigh like 150lb less than you. Weak bloatmogging.
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Originally Posted By bigmane123⏩
100g carbs per meal

add salt to all your meats before you eat them i prefer cajun seasoning salt

meanmug everyone that looks at you in public the world is like a jungle and much like animals ppl fear those much larger than them

do shrugs so you can have giant traps to mog ppl like a giant cobra or some ****

add more salt for extra bloat

add tv dinners to your reg meals for extra bloat cals n proteins

extort ppl for loot try everyone you kno see if they are weak if they are weak expose that weakness for cash so you can bloat your $ up and buy a mustang like genova



dont take **** from fast food workers disrespect them every chance you get if they look at you funny call them a bitch and ask them if they wanna catch a fade outside
Damn, your grammar is absolute dog****.

Didn't see a single capital letter, comma, or period.

Being a fookin bloatman is no excuse for ignorance.
post 1540626241 01-14-2018, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted By CheekyChris23⏩
Damn, your grammar is absolute dog****.

Didn't see a single capital letter, comma, or period.

Being a fookin bloatman is no excuse for ignorance.
i own 2 houses fully paid off and make more than some grammar pussy geek like you

lmao this is the internet not school you geek
post 1540627281 01-14-2018, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By bigmane123⏩
i own 2 houses fully paid off and make more than some grammar pussy geek like you

lmao this is the internet not school you geek
My command of the English language is superior.

No excuses bloatman.

Why do you own two houses? In order to have as many refrigerators as possible?

A bloatman needs as much space as possible to store his fookin bloatfood.
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Am I doing this rite OP?

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