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post 1512791461 07-20-2017, 11:02 AM
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If You Don't Want a Wife & Kids, Life is Complete EZ Mode srs

Never have to upgrade houses unless you create a literal hoe harem and you can't eat a bowl of cereal without splashing milk on a sloot
A middle-income, married couple with two children is estimated to spend $233,610 to raise a child born in 2015, according to a report released by the Department of Agriculture Monday.
Guy at work spent over 100K on private school before high school for his kids lmao
The average wedding cost in the United States is $26,720
lmao!
For an average divorce, Weinberger says you should expect to pay about no less than $20,000, which includes lawyers and experts, real estate costs to divvy up shared marital property, finding a second place for you to live, as well as financial advice and therapy for you or your children.
what a deal


cliffs:
marriage and kids:



no marriage, no kids:

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post 1512791721 07-20-2017, 11:04 AM
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Have a wife and 7 month old, did I dun goof?
post 1512791841 07-20-2017, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Titansfan08⏩
Have a wife and 7 month old, did I dun goof?
not if you both make 200k/yr
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post 1512792081 07-20-2017, 11:08 AM
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TFW your parents spend 250K on your education hoping that you would end up as a doctor/ lawyer/ engineer but you end up being a minimum wage piece of ****.



A lifetime of failures and rejections has convinced me that any marriage I end up in will inevitably lead to cuckoldry and divorce, and that it's better not to exist than be forced into this ****e world.
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post 1512792271 07-20-2017, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By amenccm⏩
TFW your parents spend 250K on your education hoping that you would end up as a doctor/ lawyer/ engineer but you end up being a minimum wage piece of ****.



A lifetime of failures and rejections has convinced me that any marriage I end up in will inevitably lead to cuckoldry and divorce, and that it's better not to exist than be forced into this ****e world.
life's awesome when you're single, m8. you haven't missed out on anything except for some rotten hole

i made 6/hr after completing my degree for a while srs

chit sucks before it's good
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post 1512792341 07-20-2017, 11:10 AM
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Life would definitely be considerably more comfortable in your later years financially without kids as a burden.

not sure how i feel about them, i don't have a single paternal bone in my body and the idea of even taking care of a simple pet, like a hamster, puts me off, because i'm a selfish kunt.


might be just an age thing, but i can could definitely see myself suicidal if i had to care for something for 18 + years.
post 1512793071 07-20-2017, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted By LFAesthetics⏩
Life would definitely be considerably more comfortable in your later years financially without kids as a burden.

not sure how i feel about them, i don't have a single paternal bone in my body and the idea of even taking care of a simple pet, like a hamster, puts me off, because i'm a selfish kunt.


might be just an age thing, but i can could definitely see myself suicidal if i had to care for something for 18 + years.
mrw when people say i'm gonna be depressed and lonely when i realize the mistake i made by never having a family:

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post 1512793701 07-20-2017, 11:22 AM
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My girl doesn't want kids, says she'd rather us make bank with our careers and spend the time/money together as opposed to dealing with kids. Down for adopting when we hit our 40's and want to slow down. I'm also 6 years older, so she's down for trying for a kid in her late 30's if we crush it monetarily before then.

Good thinking on her part.
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post 1512793751 07-20-2017, 11:22 AM
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Why not marry into a rich girls family instead, then you win when the divorce happens. Ugly rich girls always trying to date up just like regular sloots.
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what's the point in being alive if you don't have kids though?
post 1512794201 07-20-2017, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
Why not marry into a rich girls family instead, then you win when the divorce happens. Ugly rich girls always trying to date up just like regular sloots.
not a bad idea, i suppose. the closest i got to marrying was when i was dating that doctor in her second year of residency. she wanted marriage and kids etc. her pay a year from then was about to go from 57k to 250k. no amount of money in the world would be enough to put up with her family though
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post 1512794481 07-20-2017, 11:27 AM
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I think it's great to know what you don't want in life. But it's better to know what you do want. And it can't be just moar money

So look ahead 20 or 30 years ...what's it like?
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
I think it's great to know what you don't want in life. But it's better to know what you do want. And it can't be just moar money

So look ahead 20 or 30 years ...what's it like?
thought i posted a pic in the OP

hope it loads this time:

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post 1512795021 07-20-2017, 11:31 AM
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I have wife and two kids, she makes more than 50k a year than me, did i dun goofed?
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post 1512795051 07-20-2017, 11:32 AM
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So OP, do you not want kids, or are you just worried you can't afford them? Yes it's expensive, but it's also one of the most profound and meaningful things a person can do in this life. Money well spent.

Srs question.
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post 1512795191 07-20-2017, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
thought i posted a pic in the OP

hope it loads this time:

Yeah pursuit of money for money's sake...that's always gonna work out well
post 1512795311 07-20-2017, 11:34 AM
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Married, we both don't want kids.

TFW dual income in a low cost of living state.

I'm good but thanks for your input.
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I'm 27 (stats are wrong) and been with my gf for 7 years. We have a mortgage together, 2 cats and a dog. Life is perfect except one thing. She wants to try for a baby right now. I still don't even know if I want kids or not. It's the most frustrating thing ever not knowing if you want to bring a baby into this world. I feel like I could either fall in love with the thing, or feel suicidal for making the wrong choice. (Or maybe both)
post 1512795361 07-20-2017, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By thc
I have wife and two kids, she makes more than 50k a year than me, did i dun goofed?
if you ever have a bill that causes stress, then you goofed. if not, you might be ok
Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
So OP, do you not want kids, or are you just worried you can't afford them? Yes it's expensive, but it's also one of the most profound and meaningful things a person can do in this life. Money well spent.

Srs question.
my brother has 3yo twins. they're fun to hang out with and then i'm good for a week or more, cannot imagine the soul-crushing/mind-numbing pain of changing all of those diapers up until this point, cleaning up puke, listening to crying etc. no fukken way
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wife and 3 kids
aint broke
post 1512795591 07-20-2017, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
not a bad idea, i suppose. the closest i got to marrying was when i was dating that doctor in her second year of residency. she wanted marriage and kids etc. her pay a year from then was about to go from 57k to 250k. no amount of money in the world would be enough to put up with her family though
Thats poverty money breh, im not talking about working class women. I'm talking about fat inheritance money whales. I know they exist and I know they use tinder because I had sex with one. She literally lived in a mansion, her dad was owned half a large natural gas company or something. She was a straight 4/10 (no ragrets) and i'll tell you how you can find your very own rich fat girl.

Step 1: Look for fat or unattractive girls on tinder/bumble/whatever
Step 2: Look through pics, take notice of expense travel locations, horses (horses = money), cars, etc.
Step 3: Ask on a date, tell her you're broke tho and she should offer to pay (since she has money)
Step 4: Ask questions, confirm rich whale status, smash in mansion.

Step 5: MONEY

I knew the girl I saw was rich before I met her because all of her pictures except her first one had pictures of her in exotic locations, or with horses (at her personal stable).
post 1512795611 07-20-2017, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Yeah pursuit of money for money's sake...that's always gonna work out well
pursuit of freedom for freedom's sake always works out. lack of money leads to lack of freedom.

"what are you going to do?"
"anything i want to do"
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I'm 27 (stats are wrong) and been with my gf for 7 years. We have a mortgage together, 2 cats and a dog. Life is perfect except one thing. She wants to try for a baby right now. I still don't even know if I want kids or not. It's the most frustrating thing ever not knowing if you want to bring a baby into this world. I feel like I could either fall in love with the thing, or feel suicidal for making the wrong choice. (Or maybe both)
life's a 1-player game in the final analysis. don't dash your freedom to pieces because someone's cultural clock is ticking
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yeah i cant lie there is definitely a huge tradeoff.
my wife and I make good money, and we pay good money for her schooling.

if we were kidless i could drive an $80k+ car and buy whatever i want when i want

for me, it's worth it though it. getting to guide my kid through life and watch her learn how to be a human being is priceless
i could see how it's not for everybody though. the two options are COMPLETELY different paths. maaaaaan
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Never wanted a kid, wasn't sure I wanted to get married.

Now I got a 5 year old. Other than a few headaches with her mother - it's easy. Other than daycare - which goes down significantly in two months, they don't cost that much if you keep stuff in reason. Some people buy everything for their kids and put them on every team and camp.
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Only reason to get married is to have kids really which I plan on doing. If you're really satisfied with not having kids or the possibility that your gf who you love won't stick with you bc you won't marry her than it's definitely the GOAT life. I think raising kids sounds challenging but really fun too. I can't wait to hopefully be a good father and hopefully have a good relationship with my kids that my dad failed to do.
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
Thats poverty money breh, im not talking about working class women. I'm talking about fat inheritance money whales. I know they exist and I know they use tinder because I had sex with one. She literally lived in a mansion, her dad was owned half a large natural gas company or something. She was a straight 4/10 (no ragrets) and i'll tell you how you can find your very own rich fat girl.

Step 1: Look for fat or unattractive girls on tinder/bumble/whatever
Step 2: Look through pics, take notice of expense travel locations, horses (horses = money), cars, etc.
Step 3: Ask on a date, tell her you're broke tho and she should offer to pay (since she has money)
Step 4: Ask questions, confirm rich whale status, smash in mansion.

Step 5: MONEY

I knew the girl I saw was rich before I met her because all of her pictures except her first one had pictures of her in exotic locations, or with horses (at her personal stable).
not a bad idea except that if she has no official income on paper and just gets free money from daddy (biological, not you) then there is a way in which the courts could make you pay child support. odin made ugly girls the most fertile in order to punish the thirsty srs
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Originally Posted By Trapstar4.4⏩
yeah i cant lie there is definitely a huge tradeoff.
my wife and I make good money, and we pay good money for her schooling.

if we were kidless i could drive an $80k+ car and buy whatever i want when i want

for me, it's worth it though it. getting to guide my kid through life and watch her learn how to be a human being is priceless
i could see how it's not for everybody though. the two options are COMPLETELY different paths. maaaaaan
those who are wired for it (or who have been conditioned to think so) will not be happy without kids. that's fine, do whatever. i'm just saying that the biggest "cheat" in life isn't being a chad etc. that the misc always says, it's simply being immune to the desire for procreation.
Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Can sort of relate but I'm lonely too. Are you lonely at all?
nope, i have a big pupper and a gal with big tits who is in love with me and will fukk anytime i want. have literally lyfted to her house hammered, thrown pebbles at her window to wake her up, gone upstairs to smash all while spouting complete drunken gibberish that tells me about the next day. love is a myth. companionship is a timebomb. freedom is the only source of true happiness.
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Originally Posted By Trapstar4.4⏩
yeah i cant lie there is definitely a huge tradeoff.
my wife and I make good money, and we pay good money for her schooling.

if we were kidless i could drive an $80k+ car and buy whatever i want when i want

for me, it's worth it though it. getting to guide my kid through life and watch her learn how to be a human being is priceless
i could see how it's not for everybody though. the two options are COMPLETELY different paths. maaaaaan
^this. I respect people who dont want kids but the idea it is a "waste" of money is retarded. I spent my money caring for a thing I love most in this world, so now I can't afford a Porsche?

Just lol. Why have a dog, that's money you could buy golf clubs with instead.

Just because it's not buying a THING doesn't mean money was not used well.
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
not a bad idea except that if she has no official income on paper and just gets free money from daddy (biological, not you) then there is a way in which the courts could make you pay child support. odin made ugly girls the most fertile in order to punish the thirsty srs
Trust funds count as income, or just get her to move to an all asset state and take half of whatever was there before you even met her.

http://info.legalzoom.com/can-husban...rce-25202.html


Imagine if a miscr went on a rich whale hunting mission and succeeded to become a ceo10k a day. That's hero status.
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