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Thread: Sloot makes RULES LIST FOR BETA BOYFRIEND LOLOL (CRINGE)

post 1515234531 08-10-2017, 07:08 PM
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Sloot makes RULES LIST FOR BETA BOYFRIEND LOLOL (CRINGE)










Uncontrollable behavior with some psychopathic tendencies
post 1515234671 08-10-2017, 07:09 PM
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Lol she gonna be single for eternity. Any man who is willing to follow those rules should have their head chopped off. Both of them.
Houston Sign Stealers
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just have confidence

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post 1515234711 08-10-2017, 07:10 PM
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****** u in 8th grade
post 1515234841 08-10-2017, 07:11 PM
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Would date just to break all her rules in a day and see how mad she gets.
post 1515234871 08-10-2017, 07:11 PM
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Miscing since 2006; miscing until I'm dead.
post 1515234951 08-10-2017, 07:12 PM
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post 1515235271 08-10-2017, 07:16 PM
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My bf sent that to you critter? Adding rule "you are never allowed to contact a miscer other than me".
They said she's gone too far this time

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
post 1515235321 08-10-2017, 07:16 PM
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this is why i redpill
*no sig crew*
post 1515235341 08-10-2017, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Scrizzle⏩
Would date just to break all her rules in a day and see how mad she gets.
Do you know how fuarking demented the makeup sex would be with some bish who writes something like this?
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1515235391 08-10-2017, 07:17 PM
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this is what girls usually post after giving you the best secks of your life to lock you in
post 1515235461 08-10-2017, 07:17 PM
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C'mon guys she sounds perfectly reasonable, he *gets* to hang out with the guys twice a week...











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post 1515235471 08-10-2017, 07:18 PM
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Tyler Thundercock
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Hope is the greatest form of Cope.
post 1515235661 08-10-2017, 07:19 PM
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I rarley get mad, but why dis bish use you're twice and you are every other time.
post 1515235701 08-10-2017, 07:19 PM
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she won't stay attracted to whatever spineless douche decides to follow that list. she'll get bored and cheat. rinse repeat until she's 35 and wondering why she can't find a decent guy.
post 1515235741 08-10-2017, 07:20 PM
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Pics of sloot? Would be funny to be a big enough Chad to say f her list and make her follow a list of your own.
Ultra-Low Test Crew
MAGA
post 1515235771 08-10-2017, 07:20 PM
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I like how she underlined "RARLEY" and still didn't realize she spelled it wrong.
Rep trading taken out of sig
post 1515235851 08-10-2017, 07:21 PM
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Literally sounds like my last ex word for word srs. I got tf out real quick once I saw it was gonna be like that.
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post 1515235931 08-10-2017, 07:22 PM
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You are NOT to go to Honda without me.

Spoiler!
'vroom vroom'
post 1515236001 08-10-2017, 07:22 PM
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You can just tell she wrote "Ewwwey" while rubbing her clit thinking of Tyler, Noah, Devon and Josh gang banging her
Make Misc Great Again
post 1515236021 08-10-2017, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted By SuccessInMind⏩
this is why i redpill
You redpillers have lists just like this for females. Be honest.
Be patient like the mountain. And you will learn to be strong.

100% serious 50% of the time.
post 1515236171 08-10-2017, 07:24 PM
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Lol @ Mo tryna third wheel EVERY time we go out
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

MrWhiskey24 for jolly cooperation (PS)
post 1515236321 08-10-2017, 07:25 PM
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Would a girl even want to date a man beta enough to follow those rules
post 1515236341 08-10-2017, 07:25 PM
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Seems like a keeper OP, nice 1.
post 1515236411 08-10-2017, 07:25 PM
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Fuk your rules bish
*MFC*
*MAGA*



"I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse" - Karl Pilkington

WWG1WGA
post 1515236431 08-10-2017, 07:26 PM
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this is why islam is taking over
post 1515236461 08-10-2017, 07:26 PM
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i woulda bounced after the first point on the list. poor guy
post 1515236481 08-10-2017, 07:26 PM
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And he only has one rule:

You are NOT my girlfriend.
Forever alone? Attraction and keeping the girl chasing you - http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=131498033

You will never know your limits, unless you push yourself past the imaginary lines you have drawn in the sand.

Knee Dragger - '06 GSX-R750
post 1515237281 08-10-2017, 07:34 PM
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"Never look a single girl." But how does he know if she's single?

Best to make out with her for evaluation purposes.
☠ By reading this post, you have agreed to my negative reputation terms of service.
post 1515237361 08-10-2017, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted By VoxExMachina⏩
"Never look a single girl." But how does he know if she's single?

Best to make out with her for evaluation purposes.
post 1515237551 08-10-2017, 07:37 PM
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Reads like he cheated on her and she gave him another chance. Also shows that he must have been bringing up her past slooty behavior.




But no head??? LMAO she must be crazy. Hope he dropped her.
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