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post 1517984101 08-31-2017, 03:16 AM
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Red pill feels so good lol at married copecels

Nice day, what to do, play golf, watch cricket? Might see friends in town later.
Dibble about at work tomoz no need to try too hard no responsibilities at home, no wage pressure. Can retire early but dont need to as can do job standing on my head.
No need to lie awake at night wondering if chad is going to ghost in, wife thinks grass is greener and takes half my sh!t.
Sit in front of telly watching some alpha big boy sh!t (not bridesmaids) miscing on laptop, fart, scratch balls, crack open a tinnie
Plan next years holidays with little regard for budget wondering which countrys sloots I'd like to have a perv over next year
Rinse repeat, laugh at married copecels working like elephants to keep head above water while muttering 'happy wife happy life' I shake my head and assume some sort of serious mental illness
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post 1517984211 08-31-2017, 03:20 AM
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Cope from a 43 year old lonely virgin.
post 1517984271 08-31-2017, 03:25 AM
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tbh your life sounds boring
but I wish you the best
post 1517984281 08-31-2017, 03:25 AM
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post 1517984301 08-31-2017, 03:25 AM
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Translation:

- fat, short, bald and lonely
- never got/will get laid
- sits at home checking bank balance every 5 minutes and phoning sex chat lines
- clock ticking in background. Absolute slience in his house
- decides to buy dog for company
- even the dog hates him
- eventually dies of stroke and weeks later badly decomposed body discovered by neighbours with face chewed off by dog
- money seized by government and handed to immigrants as benefits
fist yourself
post 1517984311 08-31-2017, 03:25 AM
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I think you're taking the misc too seriously old man.
post 1517984331 08-31-2017, 03:26 AM
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Unless you're Chad CEO 350k/day and smashing prime IG 9/10 sloots on the reg, all this red pill/MGTOW chit is a C O P E
post 1517984361 08-31-2017, 03:27 AM
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post 1517984471 08-31-2017, 03:31 AM
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Originally Posted By 100emoji⏩
Unless you're Chad CEO 350k/day and smashing prime IG 9/10 sloots on the reg, all this red pill/MGTOW chit is a C O P E
This.

The best this ******* will do is bang some 16yr old ladyboy in Thailand.

All that time to himself and he still looks like some diabetic hobbit.

Absolutely reprehensible slob of a man.
fist yourself
post 1517984491 08-31-2017, 03:31 AM
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Lol @ getting married.
No way in hell im letting some dumb sloot get in the way of my jellyfishing time.
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post 1517984641 08-31-2017, 03:36 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
This.

The best this ******* will do is bang some 16yr old ladyboy in Thailand.

All that time to himself and he still looks like some diabetic hobbit.

Absolutely reprehensible slob of a man.
Absolutely savage.
post 1517984691 08-31-2017, 03:39 AM
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Can't identify.

Wife works a full-time job so is as tired as me by EOD. Sleeptime consists of netflix and smokes and b1tching about people.

Alcohol abuse starts from Friday evenings and lasts till Sunday. Friends come over every week.

Every 2 months drive down to the sea and increase alcohol abuse 10x.

Stable jobs, able to pay off house and car with ease.

Pls be jelly.
post 1517984701 08-31-2017, 03:40 AM
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golf, cricket, watching tv and drinking alone

Sounds depressing
Gymnastics / Oly Lifting / BJJ / Kickboxing /

*~UK Brah~*

If there's a light at the end of the tunnel, it's a train coming in the other direction
post 1517984781 08-31-2017, 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Rawrzilla⏩
Can't identify.

Wife works a full-time job so is as tired as me by EOD. Sleeptime consists of netflix and smokes and b1tching about people.

Alcohol abuse starts from Friday evenings and lasts till Sunday. Friends come over every week.

Every 2 months drive down to the sea and increase alcohol abuse 10x.

Stable jobs, able to pay off house and car with ease.

Pls be jelly.
Paid off house and car a decade ago. So not jelly, no
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post 1517984831 08-31-2017, 03:45 AM
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Originally Posted By 100emoji⏩
Unless you're Chad CEO 350k/day and smashing prime IG 9/10 sloots on the reg, all this red pill/MGTOW chit is a C O P E
Unless you've married an IG 9/10 sloot, I can say the same about marriage
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post 1517984871 08-31-2017, 03:46 AM
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But who was sloots coming over to make you dinner?
But who was milf that you smash on the reg?
But who was phone that blows up and you can pick who you want to smash?

Nah bruh you ain't living the live.
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post 1517984921 08-31-2017, 03:48 AM
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samsbolton sitting at the pub with all the other old bald rosacea-ridden *******s, livers riddled with cirrhosis, laughing with each other about how good their lives are
fukn Brozart
I'm a hugger
post 1517985021 08-31-2017, 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
samsbolton sitting at the pub with all the other old bald rosacea-ridden *******s, livers riddled with cirrhosis, laughing with each other about how good their lives are
LOL'd.
Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Paid off house and car a decade ago. So not jelly, no
Is that all you can ever say?

I paid my house off too *******. But that does not equate to a successful, fulfilled life.

So then I decided to live and expand my reality/family by upgrading. My mortgage now is tiny for what I have. Just LOL @ money being your whole world.

Enjoy your farting on the couch and drinking fosters alone using tears as wank lube.

You're probably one of those sad plebs you sometimes see alone on a lounger around a swimming pool abroad, checking out 14yr olds.
fist yourself
post 1517985071 08-31-2017, 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted By MastaDaco⏩
But who was sloots coming over to make you dinner?
But who was milf that you smash on the reg?
But who was phone that blows up and you can pick who you want to smash?

Nah bruh you ain't living the live.
Low bf, lift, approach goat
post 1517985131 08-31-2017, 03:55 AM
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Originally Posted By MastaDaco⏩
But who was sloots coming over to make you dinner?
But who was milf that you smash on the reg?
But who was phone that blows up and you can pick who you want to smash?

Nah bruh you ain't living the live.
Sorry which one of those applies to married brahs again?
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post 1517985291 08-31-2017, 04:00 AM
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It's a hard choice...

Absolute freedom, can fck whatever young girl he wants VS wife that will get old, nagging,... + big chance of divorce (stats say +50%...) but not alone (not a big plus imo, enough alternatives to fill up loneliness) Of course if you wife up a good girl, all is well...but that's what everyone thinks when they marry yet most people get a divorce eventually...

Biggest con with OP's life is this: no kids. But do you want to have, bring kids in this world?

In this era, OP's choice is reasonable.
post 1517985661 08-31-2017, 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted By ****inator⏩
In this era,OP has no choice
fixed
fist yourself
post 1517986021 08-31-2017, 04:20 AM
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Happy wife, happy life.

lmao
post 1517986871 08-31-2017, 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted By ****inator⏩
It's a hard choice...

Absolute freedom, can fck whatever young girl he wants VS wife that will get old, nagging,... + big chance of divorce (stats say +50%...) but not alone (not a big plus imo, enough alternatives to fill up loneliness) Of course if you wife up a good girl, all is well...but that's what everyone thinks when they marry yet most people get a divorce eventually...

Biggest con with OP's life is this: no kids. But do you want to have, bring kids in this world?

In this era, OP's choice is reasonable.
May well squire a young Czech filly in a few years time, continue my alpha Anglo Saxon bloodline, only when financially completely secure, probably retired.

I'll risk losing half my sh!t when I can afford to lose half my sh!t
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post 1517987021 08-31-2017, 04:48 AM
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Lol at the hate and vitriol married men have for happy single men.

Just ****ing LMAO
Such is life for Timothy
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A lot of insecure haters replying ITT. Waaaaa, I get lonely, I need a woman in myself so I don't cry myself to sleep at night so I need to hate on OP enjoying his life. LoL

But I don't necessarily get the anti-relationship stance. A good woman will give you the freedoms and happiness of making your own choices and doing what you wish with your time while providing the benefits of being with someone as well. The quality of a relationship if the factor of the quality of the people in that relationship. In the end, a relationship shouldn't determine happiness, freedom of choice and happiness should be irrelevant to a woman being in your life. Single people and committed people can both be content if they are in a good place mentally.
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Neg cannons charging. Sounds like op gets fuked over by every woman because he's a limp dik fgt
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
post 1517987831 08-31-2017, 05:10 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
May well squire a young Czech filly in a few years time, continue my alpha Anglo Saxon bloodline, only when financially completely secure, probably retired.

I'll risk losing half my sh!t when I can afford to lose half my sh!t
This is not the 80's anymore *******.

Czech women would not come near your dried up old-ass with a barge pole. Their country is not poverty. They don't need some bald poverty factory worker on minimum wage in their lives.

I can't believe the fantasy you live in.

Even mail order brides from Bulgaria are complete scammers and would bleed you dry. That's if you could even score a pig ugly one.

Face it - the rest of your life will be spent in misery stacking factory shelves and then arthritis will kick in from the gruelling workload and you'll be bedridden like moldbrah.

Very very sad.

Edit:

Just saw OP's sig and he can't even get that right.

What a slazenger-donned, piss-soaked old twat.
fist yourself
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op cope level over 9000
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If i was 18 your life would sound awesome. Now that i'm 38 your life sounds empty and pathetic.

Family >>> your life
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