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Thread: Lmao I didn't know what blowjob meant until 13

post 1519317971 09-13-2017, 03:52 PM
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Lmao I didn't know what blowjob meant until 13

And when my friends told me what it was I asked him why on earth would a girl want to put it in her mouth?

He told everyone in class like the next day lmao

Oh those were the days before the internet corrupted me mind forever
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post 1519318421 09-13-2017, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Supearman⏩
GREAT THREAD 10/10 WOULD RATE AGAiN
im not the one putting his sumo deadlift in his sig, because he can't conventional dead lift more than he squats
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post 1519318741 09-13-2017, 04:00 PM
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That's enough misc for today. Holy phuck.
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post 1519318771 09-13-2017, 04:01 PM
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Neat.
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post 1519319041 09-13-2017, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted By StrawHat94⏩
strong **** post there mate


Ahhhh. Edited. Too far.
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post 1519319291 09-13-2017, 04:07 PM
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I'll let you go with a warning this time. Next time it's going to be a ticket mister!
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post 1519319411 09-13-2017, 04:08 PM
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My bro thought it was a girl blowing on your dick till college. He was a virgin at 19
post 1519319441 09-13-2017, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted By StrawHat94⏩
im not the one putting his sumo deadlift in his sig, because he can't conventional dead lift more than he squats
do you always fake quote people kid
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post 1519319931 09-13-2017, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Supearman⏩
do you always fake quote people kid
Location: Sweden
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post 1519320091 09-13-2017, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Supearman⏩
do you always fake quote people kid
how's raping sweden going, breh?
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post 1519323891 09-13-2017, 04:54 PM
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i'm sure your boyfriend is thrilled that you figured it out, ******* opie
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post 1519324311 09-13-2017, 04:58 PM
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It still disgusts me that women want put it in their mouth. But hey, I'm not complaining.
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post 1519325871 09-13-2017, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
It still disgusts me that women want put it in their mouth. But hey, I'm not complaining.
I feel extra-bad after a long day at work and hitting the gym.

After the fact, of course
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post 1519326701 09-13-2017, 05:22 PM
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Why do they call it a blowjob anyway., or have I... I mean my girlfriends been doing it wrong all this time
post 1519327381 09-13-2017, 05:30 PM
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I grew up protestant. Told a few different people my family was prostitute when i was young and dumb.
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post 1519327631 09-13-2017, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted By GiveMeTheD⏩
Why do they call it a blowjob anyway., or have I... I mean my girlfriends been doing it wrong all this time
Always wondered that too - my compulsion to find out all manner of trivia led me to this;

"The roots of the term "blow job" begin a bit earlier than this — in the 17th century, to be exact, when to "blow" meant to bring someone to orgasm. In the same time period, a "blowsy" meant a down-on-her-luck woman (fans of history and/ or Les Miserables may recall what work options were available to women who were down on their luck in the 18th and 19th centuries, and draw their own conclusions).

The term "blow" wasn't applied specifically to fellatio, however, until 1930, when we saw the first recorded usage of it in a pulp novel called Nell Kimball: Her Life as an American Madam. It also featured into a popular underground poem that circulated in 1948 called "The Platonic Blow," which some have tried to attribute to W.H. Auden (with some controversy), and which is about exactly what it sounds like.
But while some claim that the term is derived from Victorian prostitute slang referring to performing oral sex as giving a "below-job," the first recorded usage of "blow job" was in a Tijuana Bible — a type of comic book that depicted popular cultural figures engaged in explicit sexual acts — printed in 1948, which featured one McCarthy-era male politician telling another, "You give such good blow jobs." And with that, we never looked back, America!


So either blow meant - get some-one off, or it's short for 'below'.


I thought it was a 'blue job' intially when I was a kid - misheard my sister (and blue meant pronographic then i.e. blue movie).
Simple minds need simple answers.
post 1519327861 09-13-2017, 05:37 PM
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I can remember asking my babysitter (HBB) what a "hooker" was--I kind of knew it was something 'bad', but what I had in my mind just wasn't going "there" because I didn't know what "there" was. Grabbed her boob though, and we had a big laugh about it 12 years later after hooking up a few times.
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post 1519332901 09-13-2017, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted By StrawHat94⏩
And when my friends told me what it was I asked him why on earth would a girl want to put it in her mouth?

He told everyone in class like the next day lmao

Oh those were the days before the internet corrupted me mind forever
maybe it wont take another 13 years for you to experience one!
post 1519334481 09-13-2017, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted By BRANDERSS⏩
I thought it was called a burner not a boner till I was like 15 Because only hot girls caused them.
fuk yeah, should be called that
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post 1519335001 09-13-2017, 07:16 PM
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lol I didn't even know what a prostitute was until high school
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post 1519335331 09-13-2017, 07:22 PM
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Lol i didn't know OP was a ******* until NOV 2013
post 1519335491 09-13-2017, 07:24 PM
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I thought gay men stuck their penises inside each other's penises and didn't understand how their penises didn't explode.

my mom told me gay people put their penises, "you know where"

I thought gay people were horrifying.
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