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post 1519351711 09-13-2017, 10:42 PM
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Cashier tried being cheeky to me when i was buying lotion today.

Went to Bath and Body Works, bought 2 girl lotions (Cherry blossom HNNNNGG). When checking out she said, you know this is girls lotion right?

I reply with "I know that, it smells good."

Wore a bit to class later on, and i got complimented by a couple girls sitting near me they kept getting a whiff of the smell. Feelsgoodman
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post 1519351891 09-13-2017, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
He should have punched you in the face
who is the 'he'? Only chicks in this story dude.
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post 1519351911 09-13-2017, 10:45 PM
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Fukkin alpha bro

























Is that what you wanted to hear?
post 1519351941 09-13-2017, 10:45 PM
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How is life as a homo ?
post 1519352101 09-13-2017, 10:47 PM
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but the important question: does your boyfriend like it?
post 1519352181 09-13-2017, 10:48 PM
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op you left out the part where you crossdress
you come at the king, you best not miss
post 1519352291 09-13-2017, 10:49 PM
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Or you could have just put on cologne line someone who isn't a *******. Unfortunately you had to do what you did.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1519352321 09-13-2017, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
who is the 'he'? Only chicks in this story dude.
Thats sexists.
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post 1519352341 09-13-2017, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted By ocelot111⏩
How is life as a homo ?
Lmaooo not aware of sleeper attraction
Originally Posted By amikaelmorris⏩
but the important question: does your boyfriend like it?
yeah, he does
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post 1519352441 09-13-2017, 10:51 PM
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Came in expecting cashier to make a masturbation joke. Leaving... confused.
post 1519352661 09-13-2017, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Or you could have just put on cologne line someone who isn't a *******. Unfortunately you had to do what you did.
I have 2 cologne products, rich gentleman for night and claude marsal for day

Brb throwing a curveball with this feminine smell
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post 1519352841 09-13-2017, 10:56 PM
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Zero pics posted. ....
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post 1519352961 09-13-2017, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted By ZMAg⏩
Zero pics posted. ....
http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/p/ch...022684848.html

theres ur pic
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post 1519353071 09-13-2017, 10:59 PM
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Neck a solid 11 inches
sleep tight pupper
post 1519353381 09-13-2017, 11:03 PM
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[QUOTE=Riadon post_id=1519353071][img]https://imagecdn.bodybuilding.com/profile-photo/25658304/242c8cd5cd92416a9caaba4d30d57b8b.jpg[img]

Neck a solid 11 inches[/QUOTE]Well if we're going to quote pics,

no face-> assuming ugly/10, your upper chest is non existent, bud
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post 1519353521 09-13-2017, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
who is the 'he'? Only chicks in this story dude.
How dare you assume their gender. Triggered
post 1519353531 09-13-2017, 11:05 PM
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Das it mane repped
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post 1519353621 09-13-2017, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
who is the 'he'? Only chicks in this story dude.
Did you just assume their gender?

Negged.
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post 1519353671 09-13-2017, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted By fleeceitout⏩
Did you just assume their gender?

Negged.
get out of my thread dude
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post 1519353771 09-13-2017, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
get out of my thread dude
Make me you little twink bitch.

That's what I thought.
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post 1519353831 09-13-2017, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted By fleeceitout⏩
Make me you little twink bitch.

That's what I thought.
team punishment where are you
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post 1519353951 09-13-2017, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
team punishment where are you
You gonna jerk him off with some of that lotion you bought?
Your favorite miscer’s favorite miscer.
post 1519354111 09-13-2017, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted By fleeceitout⏩
You gonna jerk him off with some of that lotion you bought?
Mods im getting bullied help mods
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post 1519354331 09-13-2017, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
who is the 'he'? Only chicks in this story dude.
Yea including you *******o
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post 1519354491 09-13-2017, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted By LatinoSlayer91⏩
Yea including you *******o
shhh no tears. take the leap of faith and try it buddy-o
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post 1519355051 09-13-2017, 11:29 PM
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this thread exploded with glitter really quikly
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
Well if we're going to quote pics,

no face-> assuming ugly/10, your upper chest is non existent, bud
\My forearms are bigger than your neck *******, one punch from a middle school bully and you're out cold

Try to exit twink mode before you start critiquing 'upper chest', just lol
sleep tight pupper
post 1519357301 09-14-2017, 12:09 AM
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Do what you want OP, fuk a hater do it if it makes u feel good
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OP singlehandedly brought down the quality of the average misc post by a whole percentile
We're all gonna make it.
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OP you can't make this thread and tell us you are 100% straight
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