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post 1520598231 09-26-2017, 09:58 AM
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Said One of the Most Savage Things Last Night

Have this female bartender friend with a big wolf dog named Baron. She brings it into the bar last night and we're going back and forth with insults like always and I cut her off and say:

"wait, I get it now"
"?"
"you named him Baron because he's your 'dog kid' as a result of you being 'barren'" *pointed at her uterus*

my gf, that bartender and the other one were aghast

don't think i've ever said anything like that to a gal before...feltgoodman
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post 1520598351 09-26-2017, 09:59 AM
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It hurts because it's true

They even cope by calling themselves "dog moms"
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post 1520598461 09-26-2017, 10:00 AM
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Damn, such a win bro. Make sure to write it down on the list of your accomplishments.
post 1520598701 09-26-2017, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By jawbruh⏩
Damn, such a win bro. Make sure to write it down on the list of your accomplishments.
already on the top of the list, right above Lefort III procedure, genioplasty, orbital rims implants, rhinoplasty, limb-lengthening surgery

never felt better
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post 1520598731 09-26-2017, 10:02 AM
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lol savage. We'd get along irl.
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post 1520598791 09-26-2017, 10:03 AM
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I'll be honest - that was an a-hole thing to say.
post 1520599041 09-26-2017, 10:05 AM
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Getting wrecked by a baldcel in your own bar. Brutal.
post 1520599081 09-26-2017, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted By bustermac⏩
I'll be honest - that was an a-hole thing to say.
would your Gender Studies professor agree do ya think?
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Getting wrecked by a baldcel in your own bar. Brutal.
after i said that she lobbed 3 baldness insults at least srs. that was all she had

it's especially fun to fukk with her since she's the one whom i drank with one time and a couple shots in she said "if i were single, i would be all about you" srs
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post 1520599331 09-26-2017, 10:07 AM
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it's not savage if you didn't grab her by the pussy right after
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post 1520599391 09-26-2017, 10:08 AM
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lol wow.... this man ratfish.
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post 1520599431 09-26-2017, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted By sooby⏩
it's not savage if you didn't slap her in the ass rigth after
could have gotten away with it if my gal wasn't sitting between us
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post 1520599461 09-26-2017, 10:09 AM
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post 1520599511 09-26-2017, 10:09 AM
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I dont get it.

Edit: I googled the word barren. Thats fked up op.
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post 1520600131 09-26-2017, 10:15 AM
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Edgy as fuk b. Did you use the hand with the fingerless gloves to point at her?
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post 1520600351 09-26-2017, 10:18 AM
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not very savage honestly. 2/10.
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post 1520600431 09-26-2017, 10:18 AM
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For the KO add: "how you look 50 when you're (insert age)".

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post 1520600581 09-26-2017, 10:19 AM
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good luck with your watered down drinks and barren sex life goals of 2018 brah


inb4 an elaborate ruse and she has your kid just to prove you wrong
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post 1520600681 09-26-2017, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted By pWally⏩
It hurts because it's true

They even cope by calling themselves "dog moms"
Always lmao at "I have three fur babies"
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oh man that is just...

damn bro....u know you can't take the piss out of a woman right? she literally hates you forever now

I wouldn't say anything like that to a girl directly unless I phuckin hated her. Girls don't think making fun of a man hurts us. Baldness, dick jokes, etc are just the norm for women. If you "give a girl a hard time" she will start crying and develop an eating disorder or start cutting herself srs.

Women are like glass. They can be very sharp and cut you easily, but a simple flick and they will shatter into a thousand pieces, which will cut you even more.
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Originally Posted By rainieravesouth⏩
good luck with your watered down drinks and barren sex life goals of 2018 brah
can't possibly water down hamm's anymore heh heh
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Most savage thing I've heard in person that came out of no where was at a party on the side of a lake and this girl that was as wide as she is tall was there getting kind of drunk and my bro said slow down girl if you fall over you'll roll right into the water. She was one of those girls that despite being fat as really popular (had a lot of hot girl friends) and seeing everyone try to hold in their laughter was people watching heaven.
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I've told my ex to go sit on the curb with rest of the trash. Kudos to you op.
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Originally Posted By JoshSP1985⏩
Most savage thing I've heard in person that came out of no where was at a party on the side of a lake and this girl that was as wide as she is tall was there getting kind of drunk and my bro said slow down girl if you fall over you'll roll right into the water. She was one of those girls that despite being fat as really popular (had a lot of hot girl friends) and seeing everyone try to hold in their laughter was people watching heaven.
fkn lol. did she turn beet-red and turn into kool-aid man?
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
fkn lol. did she turn beet-red and turn into kool-aid man?
She tried to play it off like she didn't care but got quiet for a while so I knew it was destroying her inside.
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would be pretty fuked up if she actually couldn't have kids, and wasn't just coping with a dog for the time being

otherwise, seems fair
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talked to her last night. turns out she really wants kids but has endometriosis among other things and doesn't think she's gonna be able to get pregnant. it was the worst thing i could have said to her lol

whoops.
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
talked to her last night. turns out she really wants kids but has endometriosis among other things and doesn't think she's gonna be able to get pregnant. it was the worst thing i could have said to her lol

whoops.
So it turns out you're just a kunt?
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
So it turns out you're just a kunt?
no, it turns out her kunt is broken. can't you read?
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
talked to her last night. turns out she really wants kids but has endometriosis among other things and doesn't think she's gonna be able to get pregnant. it was the worst thing i could have said to her lol

whoops.
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