-we've been mates since HS. i was lucky enough to date this fookin HBB (she was actually voted best looking 12th grader)
-i always knew he had a crush on her because he'd act like a jelly bish sometimes but i ignored him
-life went on, he got married to some nobody, started lifting, went on dat dere but always has to mention how he stopped in '93
-i just got engaged to my HS gf. it's been a few years but she's still a solid 7/10

-we went to an incubus concert in May with my bud and his missus just cus wer'e mates (my fiancee actually hates them)
-we were about to sit down on some blankets when i went to fetch another beer
-when i came back, she gave me her ring, so that the acid in my cum wudn't ruin her ring after she jerked me off beneath the blankie
-my friend kept on staring at my gf (her chest actually) and giving us creepy vibes. fiancee got pissy about it.

-last week, i hosted a bbq at my place. i come from a well-off family so i like to chill when i can
-my girl was talking to me about wedding finances...and this dude was eavesdropping on us. wtf!
-btw, my parents decided as a gift to me and my wife to pay for most of the wedding. nice. so my gf just wanted to kno the details.
-apparently, this fact really made this weak cuck seethe with jealousy....so the rest of the evening he keeps interjecting everyone's convos with comments about how he saved up enough wagecel money to pay for a "simple butt lovely" (cheap AF) wedding

wat do i do with him? one way ticket to North Carolina?

btw, pics of my future wifey:

hey bud, welcome back to misc

have some reps

also

Spoiler!

cliffs for cliffs?

aware kunt

She was voted hottest 12th grader? This is roll bread.

A w a r e

my OG account. miss you brah, srs.