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post 1523295781 10-20-2017, 02:15 PM
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Rustled a bunch of welfare recipients while i was at the bank today just LOL

Today must of been a busy day for the all banks in my community, because I do believe now is the time all the welfare recipients are getting their cheques from the government and are all eager and waiting in line at the banks to cash out their money. (its mind blowing how many people depend on social securities when there are aboriginal reserves near by)

Anyways today i decide to go to the bank at lunch hour because i ended up sleeping in today, and so when i showed up half the staff was working while the others were on lunch break. So my turn comes up and i tell the lady at the teller i needed $65k USD sent from my account to Nicaragua, and i handed her the papers with the bank info and what not. Considering this is a small town bank she wasn't expecting me to ask for such a request. knowing how important it was to do this transaction right she called over another teller and even a manager as well to assist her for she didn't know how to do it confidently enough. I appreciate her honestly and i am glad i took all the available tellers attention away form the welfare recipients.

Needless to say the transaction took almost 45 mins, and the line up at this point built up there wasn't enough space in the building and some even had to wait outside(cold and wet af right now lmao).

through out the process i could hear others behind me ask other staff walking by when there turn was and they said they couldn't help them and would just walk away and go no contact lol

as my transaction finished i made sure to have a small amount of friendly conversation to tell them how much i appreciate their work, by the time i was done all the government leeches just looked so mad at me cause i made them wait almost an hour longer than they needed to, and some even had to stand out side in the wet cold lol.


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post 1523296071 10-20-2017, 02:17 PM
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Lol
Didn’t read a single word
Ack...Ack
post 1523296231 10-20-2017, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted By EarlA
Lol
Didn’t read a single word
thats okay

I already had my satisfaction, i'm just sharing it for the lulz
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post 1523296391 10-20-2017, 02:19 PM
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oh damn!


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post 1523296441 10-20-2017, 02:20 PM
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Why were your parents transferring money to Nicaragua
post 1523296491 10-20-2017, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar
Why were your parents transferring money to Nicaragua
don't know what you are talking about
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post 1523296741 10-20-2017, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By ashin1
don't know what you are talking about
You said you went to the bank to transfer money. I realize you said your account, but having access to your parents account, or them depositing money into your account doesn't make it your money.

So why were you sending their money to Nicaragua
post 1523296761 10-20-2017, 02:23 PM
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Trying to keep up with Testifier ayy? You're well on your way. B+ just needs to be more condensed and maybe add a tom cruise gif
post 1523296921 10-20-2017, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar
You said you went to the bank to transfer money. I realize you said your account, but having access to your parents account, or them depositing money into your account doesn't make it your money.

So why were you sending their money to Nicaragua
cope any harder srs?

i made a thread earlier about my newest and biggest investment but got no response because people thought it were a troll thread.
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post 1523296991 10-20-2017, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah
Trying to keep up with Testifier ayy? You're well on your way. B+ just needs to be more condensed and maybe add a tom cruise gif
can't have a good life without these 2 things:

1. Money
2. Lulz
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post 1523297111 10-20-2017, 02:26 PM
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Thats funny OP because today must of been a busy day for the all banks in my community, because I do believe now is the time all the welfare recipients are getting their cheques from the government and are all eager and waiting in line at the banks to cash out their money. (its mind blowing how many people depend on social securities when there are aboriginal reserves near by)

Anyways today i decide to go to the bank at lunch hour because i ended up sleeping in today, and so when i showed up half the staff was working while the others were on lunch break. So my turn comes up and i tell the lady at the teller i needed $65k USD sent from my account to Nicaragua, and i handed her the papers with the bank info and what not. Considering this is a small town bank she wasn't expecting me to ask for such a request. knowing how important it was to do this transaction right she called over another teller and even a manager as well to assist her for she didn't know how to do it confidently enough. I appreciate her honestly and i am glad i took all the available tellers attention away form the welfare recipients.

Needless to say the transaction took almost 45 mins, and the line up at this point built up there wasn't enough space in the building and some even had to wait outside(cold and wet af right now lmao).

through out the process i could hear others behind me ask other staff walking by when there turn was and they said they couldn't help them and would just walk away and go no contact lol

as my transaction finished i made sure to have a small amount of friendly conversation to tell them how much i appreciate their work, by the time i was done all the government leeches just looked so mad at me cause i made them wait almost an hour longer than they needed to, and some even had to stand out side in the wet cold lol.
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post 1523297161 10-20-2017, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted By ashin1
Today must of been a busy day for the all banks in my community, because I do believe now is the time all the welfare recipients are getting their cheques from the government and are all eager and waiting in line at the banks to cash out their money. (its mind blowing how many people depend on social securities when there are aboriginal reserves near by)

Anyways today i decide to go to the bank at lunch hour because i ended up sleeping in today, and so when i showed up half the staff was working while the others were on lunch break. So my turn comes up and i tell the lady at the teller i needed $65k USD sent from my account to Nicaragua, and i handed her the papers with the bank info and what not. Considering this is a small town bank she wasn't expecting me to ask for such a request. knowing how important it was to do this transaction right she called over another teller and even a manager as well to assist her for she didn't know how to do it confidently enough. I appreciate her honestly and i am glad i took all the available tellers attention away form the welfare recipients.

Needless to say the transaction took almost 45 mins, and the line up at this point built up there wasn't enough space in the building and some even had to wait outside(cold and wet af right now lmao).

through out the process i could hear others behind me ask other staff walking by when there turn was and they said they couldn't help them and would just walk away and go no contact lol

as my transaction finished i made sure to have a small amount of friendly conversation to tell them how much i appreciate their work, by the time i was done all the government leeches just looked so mad at me cause i made them wait almost an hour longer than they needed to, and some even had to stand out side in the wet cold lol.


Lol @ you thinking 65k is some grand sum of money.

There are levels to this game, my man.
post 1523297311 10-20-2017, 02:29 PM
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jeez buddy guy. banks and fiat are useless. 45min transaction? 65k? come back when its in cryptocurrency thx.
disclaimer: nothing i post should be taken seriously. if you happen to be offended then i've done my job and im laughing at u
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Originally Posted By ashin1
cope any harder srs?

i made a thread earlier about my newest and biggest investment but got no response because people thought it were a troll thread.
It's not that we think you're lying it's just that no one cares. You're a smug little ******* that no one here likes. The fact that you don't seem to understand that is kind of lulzy.

Good luck with your jungle hut though
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

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post 1523297361 10-20-2017, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By ashin1
thats okay

I already had my satisfaction, i'm just sharing it for the lulz
You're sharing a wall of text that nobody is going to read. Uh, thanks I guess.
post 1523297451 10-20-2017, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By rainieravesouth
oh damn!


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i guess no lulz for you then, fine by me
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post 1523297621 10-20-2017, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted By xtrah
Lol @ you thinking 65k is some grand sum of money.

There are levels to this game, my man.
this.

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post 1523297701 10-20-2017, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass
It's not that we think you're lying it's just that no one cares. You're a smug little ******* that no one here likes.The fact that you don't seem to understand that is kind of lulzy.

Good luck with your jungle hut though
cope much?

i don't even suck mod dink or high reppers dinks like you do and im still getting rep in most threads that i make(not that i care but thought you should know)

have a nice day
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post 1523297961 10-20-2017, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted By xtrah
Lol @ you thinking 65k is some grand sum of money.

There are levels to this game, my man.
Originally Posted By Illuminatty
this.

wasn't trying to brag about number(i know its small in the grand scheme, but i had to give you an idea as to why it took that long to get it sorted through)

most tellers don't take that long on simple deposits and withdrawals but you already know this im sure
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post 1523298011 10-20-2017, 02:34 PM
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OP trolling from the comfort of his trailer house.

Living the dream
post 1523298151 10-20-2017, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar
OP trolling from the comfort of his trailer house.

Living the dream
hey if that helps you sleep better at night more power to you


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post 1523298231 10-20-2017, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By ashin1
cope much?

i don't even suck mod dink or high reppers dinks like you do and im still getting rep in most threads that i make(not that i care but thought you should know)

have a nice day
Huh. I must miss all the ashin threads where the replies aren't just people trashing you. My bad.
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

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Originally Posted By ashin1
........ and some even had to wait outside(cold and wet af right now lmao).

Well it will soon be cold and icy in the Arctic circle in your doublewide. Then cold and wet again next summer. What a life lol.
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass
Huh. I must miss all the ashin threads where the replies aren't just people trashing you. My bad.
aw did i rustle some jimmies?

you treating the misc like high school now, aren't you like 31?

17k posts?
join date 2015?



lmao get a life
Originally Posted By Hammersia
Well it will soon be cold and icy in the Arctic circle in your doublewide. Then cold and wet again next summer. What a life lol.
thats okay, I now own ocean front property, where its surf weather year round so i guess ill use that to cope.
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lame negged
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i'm confused here

you're like testifier's little brother that no one likes
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poverty roll bread. dempster's level...
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Originally Posted By LaoHu7
lame negged
i gotchu
Originally Posted By MantissToboggan
i'm confused here

you're like testifier's little brother that no one likes
can't win them all <3
Originally Posted By ectobruh
cliffs
-op ran errands and transferred money to his parents bank account
-purposefully holds up the line like the piece of sh*t he is blocking others from getting money they need to eat




negged u fukkin *******
not like their time is even that pressing not like they have jobs they need to get too. smh
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post 1523301651 10-20-2017, 03:12 PM
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What most plebs don't know is one you have a certain amount of money in a bank you are considered a 'priority customer' and are treated with certain privileges beyond the average account holder.


Obviously in the grand scheme of things 65K is not a lot of money. But having 65K liquid isn't exactly common and you'll certainly be regarded with a higher level of respect.
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