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11-11-2017, 07:34 PM
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Be careful with your penis when you have sexors with an octopussy
I'm just going to leave this here...
https://www.peplnews.com/aquarium-em...d-sex-octopus/
https://www.peplnews.com/aquarium-em...d-sex-octopus/
A 28 years old San Diego Zoo employee is lucky to be alive as he has been hospitalized and is lying in critical condition after allegedly trying to have sex with a Giant Pacific Octopus.
The 28-year-old employee was found partially naked and unconscious when security agents discovered the young man and alerted an ambulance.
It took medical personnel several hours to successfully release the octopus that had latched itself to the man’s genital area.
“We did the best we could but the octopus’s beak has tremendous pressure and the animal had started to digest part of the man’s genitals,” explained Dr. Julia Andrews of the San Diego Medical Center.
“When we separated the animal from his body, his penis had been severely slashed and was hanging by a thread,” she added.
“We also opened the stomach of the octopus only to find the partial remains of a digested testicle,” she told reporters.
Thanks James Bond for giving this young man the idea...The 28-year-old employee was found partially naked and unconscious when security agents discovered the young man and alerted an ambulance.
It took medical personnel several hours to successfully release the octopus that had latched itself to the man’s genital area.
“We did the best we could but the octopus’s beak has tremendous pressure and the animal had started to digest part of the man’s genitals,” explained Dr. Julia Andrews of the San Diego Medical Center.
“When we separated the animal from his body, his penis had been severely slashed and was hanging by a thread,” she added.
“We also opened the stomach of the octopus only to find the partial remains of a digested testicle,” she told reporters.
11-11-2017, 07:36 PM
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11-11-2017, 07:42 PM
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Who doesn't know about the octopus' beak? At age 28? Like how did he get gainful employment while having a child's mind set? What did he think was going to happen? It's legit the largest octopus in the world capable of killing a shark.
Deep sea creature with 8 arms, sharp AF beak, highly intelligent. Let me try to stuck my dck in it.
Deep sea creature with 8 arms, sharp AF beak, highly intelligent. Let me try to stuck my dck in it.
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11-11-2017, 07:44 PM
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11-11-2017, 07:46 PM
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Lmao I was lmao
What did he honestly expect? To have a moment like American pie? Should of done a pie and not the octopus lmao
What did he honestly expect? To have a moment like American pie? Should of done a pie and not the octopus lmao
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11-11-2017, 07:48 PM
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11-11-2017, 07:50 PM
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11-11-2017, 07:55 PM
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He stuck his peenor in this... LOL how dumb can you be.
11-11-2017, 08:01 PM
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Fkn lol reveal yourself for neg train.
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11-11-2017, 08:11 PM
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Must have been thirsty asssss fukkk to try and fuk an octopussy lol
Just imagine all the thirsty guys on tinder/bumble fukkinn anything
Just imagine all the thirsty guys on tinder/bumble fukkinn anything
11-11-2017, 08:25 PM
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So many unaware *******s ITT who have never experienced the joys of a beakjob from a giant octopus.
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11-11-2017, 08:27 PM
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We did the best we could but the octopus’s beak has tremendous pressure and the animal had started to digest part of the man’s genitals,” explained Dr. Julia Andrews of the San Diego Medical Center.
“When we separated the animal from his body, his penis had been severely slashed and was hanging by a thread,” she added.
“We also opened the stomach of the octopus only to find the partial remains of a digested testicle,” she told reporters.
Enough for me tonight
“When we separated the animal from his body, his penis had been severely slashed and was hanging by a thread,” she added.
“We also opened the stomach of the octopus only to find the partial remains of a digested testicle,” she told reporters.
Enough for me tonight
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11-12-2017, 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted By velvetmudhole⏩
More of a morning article?Enough for me tonight
11-12-2017, 05:37 AM
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What an idiot...Atleast try and fuk something hot like a dolphin
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