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12-21-2017, 07:32 AM
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Will Smith Netflix Original Movie BRIGHT comes out tomorrow (Reviews) ($90 Million)
Netflix's biggest budget original movie comes out tomorrow, and it's their most direct move against mainstream Hollywood yet
Starring: Will Smith and Joel Edgerton, directed by David Ayer of Training Day/End of Watch fame, Suicide Squad infamy.
This is a buddy cop movie set in a present day Earth where Orc, Elves magic etc are real. Will Smith's new partner is an Orc or Gollum or something, I don't know, and I guess there's some magic scepter they want to find for some reason? But I'm 100% confident of this: **** is about to get real.
Will Smith and David Ayer are both right at home in the buddy cop genre - Bad Boys is a classic, and if you haven't seen End of Watch what the fucc. Joel Edgerton was also terriffic in Warrior.
The only problem? Reviews are.... bad. Like, really bad.
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/bright/
28% on Rotten Tomatoes Bad
Potentially a dark harbinger of things to come, Bright isn't only the worst film of 2017, it could be responsible for many of the worst films of 2018 and beyond.
Bright takes a bunch of gobbledygook from The Lord of the Rings, liquefies it in a blender and pours it liberally over the same "corrupt cop comes to a moral crossroads" blueprint that Ayer has been copying since Training Day.
That old Hollywood standby, the venerable buddy cop movie, may have met its anguished demise this holiday season. Will Smith just killed it.
Who's in?
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12-21-2017, 07:34 AM
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Why is Will Smith still relevant in 2017 ? The guy has not been in a good movie since ages.
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Will Smith hasn't made a good film in 10 years.
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Plot sounds like total sht
brb buddy cop movie with an orc
fukking lol, well played Netflix notsrs coulda used some of the 90 mil to add more action to the Punisher.
brb buddy cop movie with an orc
fukking lol, well played Netflix notsrs coulda used some of the 90 mil to add more action to the Punisher.
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damn I always get sad when will smith movies bomb but idk why its been happening for a long time. hes one of my favorite actors out there. just wish he could land a solid movie.
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12-21-2017, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted By BericDondarrion⏩
I'm sure the movie's been in development for a while, but on paper it seems like David Ayer wanted to make ANOTHER buddy cop movie and just had a bunch of body paint left over from Suicide Squad and went with it.Plot sounds like total sht
brb buddy cop movie with an orc
fukking lol, well played Netflix notsrs
brb buddy cop movie with an orc
fukking lol, well played Netflix notsrs
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12-21-2017, 07:39 AM
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awfukbye, Will Smith has been on a downward trajectory for a looong time now. Where did he go wrong??? He's such a good comic actor.
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12-21-2017, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
Netflix's biggest budget original movie comes out tomorrow, and it's their most direct move against mainstream Hollywood yet
Starring: Will Smith and Joel Edgerton, directed by David Ayer of Training Day/End of Watch fame, Suicide Squad infamy.
This is a buddy cop movie set in a present day Earth where Orc, Elves magic etc are real. Will Smith's new partner is an Orc or Gollum or something, I don't know, and I guess there's some magic scepter they want to find for some reason? But I'm 100% confident of this: **** is about to get real.
Will Smith and David Ayer are both right at home in the buddy cop genre - Bad Boys is a classic, and if you haven't seen End of Watch what the fucc. Joel Edgerton was also terriffic in Warrior.
The only problem? Reviews are.... bad. Like, really bad.
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/bright/
28% on Rotten Tomatoes Bad
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Looks so bad. Unwatchable.Netflix's biggest budget original movie comes out tomorrow, and it's their most direct move against mainstream Hollywood yet
Starring: Will Smith and Joel Edgerton, directed by David Ayer of Training Day/End of Watch fame, Suicide Squad infamy.
This is a buddy cop movie set in a present day Earth where Orc, Elves magic etc are real. Will Smith's new partner is an Orc or Gollum or something, I don't know, and I guess there's some magic scepter they want to find for some reason? But I'm 100% confident of this: **** is about to get real.
Will Smith and David Ayer are both right at home in the buddy cop genre - Bad Boys is a classic, and if you haven't seen End of Watch what the fucc. Joel Edgerton was also terriffic in Warrior.
The only problem? Reviews are.... bad. Like, really bad.
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/bright/
28% on Rotten Tomatoes Bad
Who's in?

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how much are studios paying those 'critics' to trash the movie?
never listen to critics. They're the ones who say last jedi was awesome. They will always kiss butt of the studios.
never listen to critics. They're the ones who say last jedi was awesome. They will always kiss butt of the studios.
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12-21-2017, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted By IronBrahh⏩
Will Smith is a likeable enough dude that he improves a bad movie. Good thing tho, since he's been in a lot of them now.didnt see this thread
sucks, i like will smith a lot but god damn son
sucks, i like will smith a lot but god damn son
Originally Posted By RocknRollMuscle⏩
Did you watch the trailer? I've been following this movie with some interest, since I think its success/failure will be a big indicator of what comes next in the streaming/conventional media war.how much are studios paying those 'critics' to trash the movie?
never listen to critics. They're the ones who say last jedi was awesome. They will always kiss butt of the studios.
never listen to critics. They're the ones who say last jedi was awesome. They will always kiss butt of the studios.
I agree the fix could be in with critics since they're part of the "establishment", but honestly this looks terrible.
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12-21-2017, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Tuga88⏩
Here's his Wikipedia page's partial filmography - what do you think was the last big hit? Honestly. Hitch in 2005?Will Smith had a sick run of blockbuster hits but he has dun goofed lately.
Spoiler!
Where the Day Takes You (1992)
Made in America (1993)
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Bad Boys (1995)
Independence Day (1996)
Men in Black (1997)
Enemy of the State (1998)
Wild Wild West (1999)
The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000)
Ali (2001)
Men in Black II (2002)
Bad Boys II (2003)
I, Robot (2004)
Shark Tale (2004)
Hitch (2005)
The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)
I Am Legend (2007)
Hancock (2008)
Seven Pounds (2008)
Men in Black 3 (2012)
After Earth (2013)
Winter's Tale (2014)
Focus (2015)
Concussion (2015)
Suicide Squad (2016)
Collateral Beauty (2016)
Bright (2017)
Aladdin (2019)
Made in America (1993)
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Bad Boys (1995)
Independence Day (1996)
Men in Black (1997)
Enemy of the State (1998)
Wild Wild West (1999)
The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000)
Ali (2001)
Men in Black II (2002)
Bad Boys II (2003)
I, Robot (2004)
Shark Tale (2004)
Hitch (2005)
The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)
I Am Legend (2007)
Hancock (2008)
Seven Pounds (2008)
Men in Black 3 (2012)
After Earth (2013)
Winter's Tale (2014)
Focus (2015)
Concussion (2015)
Suicide Squad (2016)
Collateral Beauty (2016)
Bright (2017)
Aladdin (2019)
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12-21-2017, 07:50 AM
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rather watch keeping up with the kardashians than this
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
I Am Legend wasn't bad. Same with Pursuit of Happyness. But ya, everything after that was terrible.Here's his Wikipedia page's partial filmography - what do you think was the last big hit? Honestly. Hitch in 2005?
Spoiler!
Spoiler!
Where the Day Takes You (1992)
Made in America (1993)
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Bad Boys (1995)
Independence Day (1996)
Men in Black (1997)
Enemy of the State (1998)
Wild Wild West (1999)
The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000)
Ali (2001)
Men in Black II (2002)
Bad Boys II (2003)
I, Robot (2004)
Shark Tale (2004)
Hitch (2005)
The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)
I Am Legend (2007)
Hancock (2008)
Seven Pounds (2008)
Men in Black 3 (2012)
After Earth (2013)
Winter's Tale (2014)
Focus (2015)
Concussion (2015)
Suicide Squad (2016)
Collateral Beauty (2016)
Bright (2017)
Aladdin (2019)
Made in America (1993)
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Bad Boys (1995)
Independence Day (1996)
Men in Black (1997)
Enemy of the State (1998)
Wild Wild West (1999)
The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000)
Ali (2001)
Men in Black II (2002)
Bad Boys II (2003)
I, Robot (2004)
Shark Tale (2004)
Hitch (2005)
The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)
I Am Legend (2007)
Hancock (2008)
Seven Pounds (2008)
Men in Black 3 (2012)
After Earth (2013)
Winter's Tale (2014)
Focus (2015)
Concussion (2015)
Suicide Squad (2016)
Collateral Beauty (2016)
Bright (2017)
Aladdin (2019)
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12-21-2017, 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted By NillaWafer⏩
I am Legend bothered me because (and I know how "that guy" this sounds, sry) the book has a KILLER twist that they didn't have the balls to keep in, and had to give it a Hollywood ending. But yeah, on it's own merits it was pretty good.I Am Legend wasn't bad. Same with Pursuit of Happyness. But ya, everything after that was terrible.
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
Hitch? Lol no....Men In Black 3 was his last big hit and that's where his run ended. Aladdin will boost him back up though, that's a guaranteed hit.Here's his Wikipedia page's partial filmography - what do you think was the last big hit? Honestly. Hitch in 2005?
Spoiler!
Spoiler!
Where the Day Takes You (1992)
Made in America (1993)
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Bad Boys (1995)
Independence Day (1996)
Men in Black (1997)
Enemy of the State (1998)
Wild Wild West (1999)
The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000)
Ali (2001)
Men in Black II (2002)
Bad Boys II (2003)
I, Robot (2004)
Shark Tale (2004)
Hitch (2005)
The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)
I Am Legend (2007)
Hancock (2008)
Seven Pounds (2008)
Men in Black 3 (2012)
After Earth (2013)
Winter's Tale (2014)
Focus (2015)
Concussion (2015)
Suicide Squad (2016)
Collateral Beauty (2016)
Bright (2017)
Aladdin (2019)
Made in America (1993)
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Bad Boys (1995)
Independence Day (1996)
Men in Black (1997)
Enemy of the State (1998)
Wild Wild West (1999)
The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000)
Ali (2001)
Men in Black II (2002)
Bad Boys II (2003)
I, Robot (2004)
Shark Tale (2004)
Hitch (2005)
The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)
I Am Legend (2007)
Hancock (2008)
Seven Pounds (2008)
Men in Black 3 (2012)
After Earth (2013)
Winter's Tale (2014)
Focus (2015)
Concussion (2015)
Suicide Squad (2016)
Collateral Beauty (2016)
Bright (2017)
Aladdin (2019)
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my first though about a minute into the trailer was, "well this doesn't push a SJW agenda at all.". that alone would explain the reviews. I'll watch it this weekend and decide for myself.
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
I like MIB3 and before. After Earth is where........wait a minute. Alladin? Wtf?Here's his Wikipedia page's partial filmography - what do you think was the last big hit? Honestly. Hitch in 2005?
Spoiler!
Spoiler!
Where the Day Takes You (1992)
Made in America (1993)
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Bad Boys (1995)
Independence Day (1996)
Men in Black (1997)
Enemy of the State (1998)
Wild Wild West (1999)
The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000)
Ali (2001)
Men in Black II (2002)
Bad Boys II (2003)
I, Robot (2004)
Shark Tale (2004)
Hitch (2005)
The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)
I Am Legend (2007)
Hancock (2008)
Seven Pounds (2008)
Men in Black 3 (2012)
After Earth (2013)
Winter's Tale (2014)
Focus (2015)
Concussion (2015)
Suicide Squad (2016)
Collateral Beauty (2016)
Bright (2017)
Aladdin (2019)
Made in America (1993)
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Bad Boys (1995)
Independence Day (1996)
Men in Black (1997)
Enemy of the State (1998)
Wild Wild West (1999)
The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000)
Ali (2001)
Men in Black II (2002)
Bad Boys II (2003)
I, Robot (2004)
Shark Tale (2004)
Hitch (2005)
The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)
I Am Legend (2007)
Hancock (2008)
Seven Pounds (2008)
Men in Black 3 (2012)
After Earth (2013)
Winter's Tale (2014)
Focus (2015)
Concussion (2015)
Suicide Squad (2016)
Collateral Beauty (2016)
Bright (2017)
Aladdin (2019)
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12-21-2017, 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Looool he's gonna be the genie! Dude is built for comedic roles so I think he'll be awesome in that, srs.I like MIB3 and before. After Earth is where........wait a minute. Alladin? Wtf?
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12-21-2017, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
I heard Jungle Book and Beauty and the beast were good (Haven't seen either because I'm afraid of tainting my childhood), so they may do a good job on this.Looool he's gonna be the genie! Dude is built for comedic roles so I think he'll be awesome in that, srs.
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
He does a lot of scifi movies. I'd say MIB3 as well.Here's his Wikipedia page's partial filmography - what do you think was the last big hit? Honestly. Hitch in 2005?
Spoiler!
Spoiler!
Where the Day Takes You (1992)
Made in America (1993)
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Bad Boys (1995)
Independence Day (1996)
Men in Black (1997)
Enemy of the State (1998)
Wild Wild West (1999)
The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000)
Ali (2001)
Men in Black II (2002)
Bad Boys II (2003)
I, Robot (2004)
Shark Tale (2004)
Hitch (2005)
The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)
I Am Legend (2007)
Hancock (2008)
Seven Pounds (2008)
Men in Black 3 (2012)
After Earth (2013)
Winter's Tale (2014)
Focus (2015)
Concussion (2015)
Suicide Squad (2016)
Collateral Beauty (2016)
Bright (2017)
Aladdin (2019)
Made in America (1993)
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Bad Boys (1995)
Independence Day (1996)
Men in Black (1997)
Enemy of the State (1998)
Wild Wild West (1999)
The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000)
Ali (2001)
Men in Black II (2002)
Bad Boys II (2003)
I, Robot (2004)
Shark Tale (2004)
Hitch (2005)
The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)
I Am Legend (2007)
Hancock (2008)
Seven Pounds (2008)
Men in Black 3 (2012)
After Earth (2013)
Winter's Tale (2014)
Focus (2015)
Concussion (2015)
Suicide Squad (2016)
Collateral Beauty (2016)
Bright (2017)
Aladdin (2019)
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
They've got a live action Lion King coming out too.I heard Jungle Book and Beauty and the beast were good (Haven't seen either because I'm afraid of tainting my childhood), so they may do a good job on this.
Disney is treading on thin ice with these. If they fuk 'em up, they're gonna have a lot of people pissed off for ruining their childhood. Just look at the recent star wars backlash.
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12-21-2017, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Tuga88⏩
Hitch? Lol no....Men In Black 3 was his last big hit and that's where his run ended. Aladdin will boost him back up though, that's a guaranteed hit.
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
MIB3
Originally Posted By riley444⏩
I hear you guys, but making a third movie a DECADE after the last one came out is just them betting on a sure thing, it's not the same star power as that "Oh CHIT, Will Smith's in this" feels we had as 90's kids.MIB3
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