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Thread: Invited to a glory hole over tinder?

post 1538239951 12-21-2017, 04:59 PM
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Invited to a glory hole over tinder?

They won't give me their address until after 8pm, I guess so I can't stake out their house to see who they are. There's no picture, just black circle. I massed liked a bunch of people and they messaged me. Kind of tempting, they just want me to go in this house, drop my pants and stick my dink in a hole through a cardboard wall to get a blowjob. Once I cum, to immediately leave.

Kind of suspect, since this could be a closet f@g.
post 1538240041 12-21-2017, 05:00 PM
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Amino89 is gonna be on the other side sucking your cock
post 1538240051 12-21-2017, 05:00 PM
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I recommend getting a neck massage prior to going. Your jaw could get sore after the third or fourth one. GL and have fun, OP!
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post 1538240091 12-21-2017, 05:01 PM
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You already know it's gonna be some dude sucking your dick OP. To each his own but I don't want aids or to be gay. That's a choice I guess you'll have to make on your own tho bro
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post 1538240131 12-21-2017, 05:01 PM
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rip OP boyo

they gon cut your whole body off and all that will be left is your dick
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post 1538240141 12-21-2017, 05:02 PM
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do it just for the story lol. its not gay to receive, only to give
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post 1538240151 12-21-2017, 05:02 PM
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lol. Cant possibly be the home owner behind the hole.

Nope.

Well technically it would be but you need to shout NO HOMO as you enter the house.
post 1538240171 12-21-2017, 05:02 PM
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do it and report everything back to the misc. Even better, get a tiny spy camera that looks like a normal button. Malodrax style.

oh but you won't do it, no balls
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post 1538240221 12-21-2017, 05:02 PM
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post 1538240311 12-21-2017, 05:03 PM
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If I give you my address you better not flake *******.
post 1538240421 12-21-2017, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted By xeron⏩
do it and report everything back to the misc. Even better, get a tiny spy camera that looks like a normal button. Malodrax style.

oh but you won't do it, no balls
Where does one acquire such button last minute?
post 1538240471 12-21-2017, 05:04 PM
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You'd have to be retarded af to even think about going and insert your dink in a friggin hole that you were invited to lmao.

Rest in piss sweet dink.
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post 1538240631 12-21-2017, 05:07 PM
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Before you stick your dick in the hole...ask to hear the person behind the holes voice
post 1538240641 12-21-2017, 05:07 PM
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It's clear who the closet f@g is here

Lmao @ kind of tempting
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post 1538240861 12-21-2017, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted By PowersKenny⏩
Before you stick your dick in the hole...ask to hear the person behind the holes voice


no bueno
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post 1538241211 12-21-2017, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted By AWillis⏩


no bueno
Lol...rusty nail...op abort
post 1538241431 12-21-2017, 05:17 PM
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what could go wrong?
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post 1538241661 12-21-2017, 05:19 PM
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Could be Lorena Bobbit's house
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post 1538241861 12-21-2017, 05:21 PM
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Inb4 OP has his dick chomped off and makes a thread about a successful no fap.
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post 1538242051 12-21-2017, 05:24 PM
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Put my dick through a hole where I don't know what's on the other side, no f'in way. Could be a mouth, could be a knife, you won't know until it's too late.
post 1538242671 12-21-2017, 05:31 PM
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post 1538242741 12-21-2017, 05:32 PM
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Enjoy herpies and HIV
post 1538242761 12-21-2017, 05:32 PM
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OP you might want to watch the episode of The Shield where glory hole partakers get a spiked rat trap to their dinks from the other side.
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post 1538242961 12-21-2017, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted By meenman83⏩
OP you might want to watch the episode of The Shield where glory hole partakers get a spiked rat trap to their dinks from the other side.
FUK I remember the episode and cringed so hard when that happened.
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post 1538243191 12-21-2017, 05:36 PM
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Go ahead OP. Go have a ******* bite your dink off like a cannibal
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post 1538243321 12-21-2017, 05:37 PM
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There was a thread like this on the misc a few years ago. The miscer showed up, heard a creepy voice and ran away immediately.

Do it OP what's the worst that can happen?
1. A dude sucks your dink
2. Some bolt cutters meet your dink
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post 1538243391 12-21-2017, 05:38 PM
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sh*t you couldn't pay me enough, lmao wtf
post 1538271251 12-21-2017, 11:21 PM
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just fap you fukn degen, wtf is wrong with you?
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post 1538273371 12-22-2017, 12:10 AM
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There are too many variables, OP. The chances of you not getting arrested/diseases/catfished are next to none. Even if it is legit, you'll probably have to take a number and follow the cock carousel.
post 1538273601 12-22-2017, 12:17 AM
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nice, op. there are no downsides to this, might as well go.
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