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post 1538652651 12-26-2017, 03:31 PM
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Met My White GF's Parents Today (I'm Black) (100% SRS)

so my girlfriend has been so excited for me to meet her parents, but I've been holding it off saying I was busy but wanted to. I don't think I can stall this out any longer. Anyway she plans this big ass dinner, and she can't cook, so I'm trying to find out who will be the one cooking like; she tells me her mom is and she is a chef. No lie, I was about to makeup an excuse and it wouldve had to be dramatic like my mom died or something; with how long I've been stalling.

As we are heading over there, I ask her nonchalantly "Your parents know I'm black right?" She looks at me without saying anything...My heart starts beating fast, and palms get sweaty, and I'm staring at her in this silent ass car like. There's no escape now. We are driving 80MPH on the freeway so I can't just tuck and roll out like I would have in a residential area. She finally speaks up, trying to tell me it should be okay. I'm thinking "SHOULD?!?!?! WTF DO YOU MEAN SHOULD?" I need them to have already taken the red pill, and have coped with this for a few weeks. My name is Ryan too, so I know they are expecting some nice white gentlemen. I can already imagine them laughing at the dinner table excited to meet me and everything like.

I'm walking up to her door looking like I have parkinsons disease

The moment we walk in, I see her dad sitting there...


You wont believe what happened next...
post 1538652941 12-26-2017, 03:34 PM
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I think the problem isn't about your color. The fact that you type like a big fukking ******* with a d1ck in his hand is a huge turn off to her parents. Try a lower dose on d1ck and see what happens.
post 1538653001 12-26-2017, 03:34 PM
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I think the problem isn't about your color. The fact that you type like a big fukking ******* with a d1ck in his hand is a huge turn off to her parents. Try a lower dose on d1ck and see what happens.
post 1538653091 12-26-2017, 03:35 PM
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Get out?????
U
post 1538653141 12-26-2017, 03:36 PM
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Is this a fake cuckold story from black misc? Lol

It is isn’t...lol
post 1538653311 12-26-2017, 03:37 PM
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You and sword keep copying that **** website.




































post 1538653381 12-26-2017, 03:38 PM
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I think the problem isn't about your color. The fact that you type like a big fukking ******* with a d1ck in his hand is a huge turn off to her parents. Try a lower dose on d1ck and see what happens.
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post 1538653391 12-26-2017, 03:38 PM
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Strong pawg chaser op is
post 1538653491 12-26-2017, 03:39 PM
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Waiting to see the facial expression gif used when you get to the part of the story where you bang her mom.
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post 1538653561 12-26-2017, 03:40 PM
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post 1538653621 12-26-2017, 03:41 PM
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I repped before realizing you didn't finish the story... how do I get those back.
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post 1538653831 12-26-2017, 03:42 PM
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post 1538654041 12-26-2017, 03:44 PM
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post 1538654051 12-26-2017, 03:44 PM
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the white dude in your avi makes it hard to believe!
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post 1538654251 12-26-2017, 03:46 PM
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lmao I'm digging it

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post 1538654411 12-26-2017, 03:48 PM
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Your threads suck, *******.
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post 1538654441 12-26-2017, 03:48 PM
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Is this abuse of the srs tag? Thats one of the worst things one can do on the misc
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post 1538654501 12-26-2017, 03:48 PM
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Where the **** is the rest of the story
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post 1538654631 12-26-2017, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
so my girlfriend has been so excited for me to meet her parents, but I've been holding it off saying I was busy but wanted to. I don't think I can stall this out any longer. Anyway she plans this big ass dinner, and she can't cook, so I'm trying to find out who will be the one cooking like; she tells me her mom is and she is a chef. No lie, I was about to makeup an excuse and it wouldve had to be dramatic like my mom died or something; with how long I've been stalling.

As we are heading over there, I ask her nonchalantly "Your parents know I'm black right?" She looks at me without saying anything...My heart starts beating fast, and palms get sweaty, and I'm staring at her in this silent ass car like. There's no escape now. We are driving 80MPH on the freeway so I can't just tuck and roll out like I would have in a residential area. She finally speaks up, trying to tell me it should be okay. I'm thinking "SHOULD?!?!?! WTF DO YOU MEAN SHOULD?" I need them to have already taken the red pill, and have coped with this for a few weeks. My name is Ryan too, so I know they are expecting some nice white gentlemen. I can already imagine them laughing at the dinner table excited to meet me and everything like.

I'm walking up to her door looking like I have parkinsons disease

The moment we walk in, I see her dad sitting there...


You wont believe what happened next...
You aren’t black. You’re avi..
post 1538654661 12-26-2017, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted By A-GAME⏩
Your threads suck, *******.
post 1538654701 12-26-2017, 03:50 PM
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post 1538654741 12-26-2017, 03:50 PM
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If only one thread in the history of the misc deserved to be 1 star thread , its this one.
post 1538654751 12-26-2017, 03:50 PM
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So what the fuk happened *******?
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post 1538654801 12-26-2017, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted By SirGainsMcgee⏩
You aren’t black. You’re avi..
I'm black
post 1538654891 12-26-2017, 03:51 PM
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Not even reading that because of all the chit emoticon faces
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post 1538655001 12-26-2017, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
I'm black
Damn son did you take a selfie with a potatoe or something?
post 1538655011 12-26-2017, 03:52 PM
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post 1538655181 12-26-2017, 03:54 PM
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Take your ban and gtfo, OP.
post 1538655341 12-26-2017, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted By tng83⏩
Take your ban and gtfo, OP.
yes...yes... I need more anger!
post 1538655441 12-26-2017, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
I'm black
you're American
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