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post 1541845731 01-25-2018, 05:52 PM
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Pick two. They will defend you. The rest is coming to kill you

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All of them are at their peak capacity and going at / defending you aggressively.

What would give you the best chance to survive and why ?














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Apologizing for the picture delay :

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post 1541845901 01-25-2018, 05:53 PM
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OP you went to school in the US right?

Apparently at least one child was left behind.
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post 1541845931 01-25-2018, 05:54 PM
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can't see chit captain
post 1541846081 01-25-2018, 05:55 PM
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What a useless thread of piss.
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post 1541846141 01-25-2018, 05:56 PM
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cant captain chit, see?
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post 1541846541 01-25-2018, 05:59 PM
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I'll take the Hunter and the 10 crocodiles.

I'll put the Hunter up high as a sniper, the hunter will snipe the big game......and the crocodiles surrounding me to rip the limbs off whatever tries to walk past.
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post 1541846631 01-25-2018, 06:00 PM
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I'll take the crocs and silverbacks

Crocs because their subtle and ferocious, they've proven to be the fittest of survival considering how long they've been around.

Silverbacks because of their brute strength and I identify as Tarzan nom zayen brah
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Bears and Human rest get BTFO.

Ride 1 bear with human while he picks off the Eagles. Other 2 bears making quick work of Lions while we kite everything else. Swap person to wolves and continue to kite, other 2 bears who just fukked up the lions now going for the rats. Gorillas and Crocs now fighting each other cause they're sick of chasing this big ass bear that runs faster than them, wait it out and take on the winners of that battle. Buffalo things can get fukked; Send everything at them while mate shoots them.
Hockey player walks right up to ya says he wants to wheel your sister, buddy you couldn't wheel a fukkin' tire down a hill.

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post 1541846721 01-25-2018, 06:01 PM
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Hunter and Lions plz
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post 1541846761 01-25-2018, 06:01 PM
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Was gonna say 50 hawks and 5 silverbacks but those 10,000 would be annoying.

Hawks can gang up on anything while the silverbacks mess up anything the hawks can't cut up. Hoping I stay safe in a protective bubble from the rats until everything is picked off and the hawks have a feast.
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post 1541847161 01-25-2018, 06:04 PM
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doesnt matter your pick, you're going to lose anyway
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post 1541847221 01-25-2018, 06:05 PM
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None of those other animals can stop 10000 angry muskrats. They would **** up everything on that list.

Id take the rats and the hunter to take out the faster animals like wolves and lions quickly

Edit: nvm forgot about the hawks/eagles. Fuk. I'd choose the eagles and the rats then because nothing on that list can stop 10000 rats and 50 eagles
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post 1541847241 01-25-2018, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Jw.⏩
doesnt matter your pick, you're going to lose anyway
Well what would you pick to have the best chance to survive?
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post 1541847321 01-25-2018, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Jw.⏩
doesnt matter your pick, you're going to lose anyway
nah i'd take my army of rats and gorillas and be confident as fck
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post 1541847491 01-25-2018, 06:08 PM
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I'll go with the hunter and the three bears. No missing porridge in this story lol.
post 1541847521 01-25-2018, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted By ayyy⏩
nah i'd take my army of rats and gorillas and be confident as fck
Eagles would swoop in and **** your **** up dawg. 50 eagles? Lol gtfo what can gorillas or rats do to stop them?

Eagles and rats is the GOAT choice
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post 1541847541 01-25-2018, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
None of those other animals can stop 10000 angry muskrats. They would **** up everything on that list.

Id take the rats and the hunter to take out the faster animals like wolves and lions quickly

Edit: nvm forgot about the hawks/eagles. Fuk. I'd choose the eagles and the rats then because nothing on that list can stop 10000 rats and 50 eagles
actually, the Hunter + 10,000 rats is a good combo.

The rats jump on the big animals and overwhelm them to slow them down and annoy them, while the Hunter shoots it between the eyes.

Then the rats jump off and rinse and repeat.

And the Hunter can shoot the eagles out of the sky.... and if the Eagles swoop down too close, some rats can jump on them and bite the **** out of them while they try to fly away
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post 1541847641 01-25-2018, 06:10 PM
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The crocodiles and the hawks. I would send 5 hawks to rip off the hunter first while the crocodiles and the remaining hawks protect me.
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Originally Posted By CalmWind⏩
actually, the Hunter + 10,000 rats is a good combo.

The rats jump on the big animals and overwhelm them to slow them down and annoy them, while the Hunter shoots it between the eyes.

Then the rats jump off and rinse and repeat.
What about the eagles doe? the rats can't slow them.
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post 1541847791 01-25-2018, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted By AdamSMW⏩
What about the eagles doe? the rats can't slow them.
hunter shoots the eagles... and the rats can climb on your shoulders and head, waiting for any eagle to swoop down.... then they jump on the eagle and bite the **** out of it to injure their wings and stuff.

10,000 rats is a lot of rats dude.
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post 1541847851 01-25-2018, 06:12 PM
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The most dangerous variable here is the 50 eagles, which could probably do more damage than any other group. I originally wrote hunter and three bears yet reconsidering I'll make it hunter and 50 eagles, hunter's not much good if his eyes have been plucked out.
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Originally Posted By Codyisback⏩
The most dangerous variable here is the 50 eagles, which could probably do more damage than any other group. I originally wrote hunter and three bears yet reconsidering I'll make it hunter and 50 eagles, hunter's not much good if his eyes have been plucked out.
That's why you ride a bear, bruv. Don't give up on Hunter/Bear crew.

They're coming after you, so you just gotta keep em on the move. Can't run away from chit on your two slow as fuk human legs.
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post 1541848001 01-25-2018, 06:13 PM
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Unless you hand that hunter an AK 47 or M4 with extended mag, you dead ******
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Originally Posted By CalmWind⏩
hunter shoots the eagles... and the rats can climb on your shoulders and head, waiting for any eagle to swoop down.... then they jump on the eagle and bite the **** out of it to injure their wings and stuff.

10,000 rats is a lot of rats dude.
Hunter gets out of ammo and his eyes ripped of from his face dude

10000rats 50 eagles is the most devastating combo
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post 1541848211 01-25-2018, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted By CalmWind⏩
actually, the Hunter + 10,000 rats is a good combo.

The rats jump on the big animals and overwhelm them to slow them down and annoy them, while the Hunter shoots it between the eyes.

Then the rats jump off and rinse and repeat.

And the Hunter can shoot the eagles out of the sky.... and if the Eagles swoop down too close, some rats can jump on them and bite the **** out of them while they try to fly away
No hunter is killing 50 eagles flying at full blast towards you.

I say send the eagles to **** hunter up first then the faster animals while rats overwhelm everything.
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i would rather a pitbull defend me, once its jaw locks its over
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Hunter + Rats is the obvious answer. Either one will insta-kill you if you don't pick them, so I'm not seeing a choice here.
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Originally Posted By StainlesSon⏩
Hunter gets out of ammo and his eyes ripped of from his face dude

10000rats 50 eagles is the most devastating combo
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post 1541848601 01-25-2018, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Suqat⏩
Basically fuked no matter what you chose.

Chose the hunter, there will be 10000 rats, 50 hawks, and multiple lions, wolves, bears, etc coming after you.

Don't chose the hunter and you die by gun.

But this thread is chit anyway, op is a *******.
Choose eagles, they rape the hunter. Then move on to everything else while 10000 rats swarm everything all at once.

That is 10 freaking thousand of one animal and 50 goddamn eagles. I'd easily say the eagles is the most dangerous group here considering just one can fuk you up real good + they have air superiority.
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Hunter + Rats is the obvious answer. Either one will insta-kill you if you don't pick them, so I'm not seeing a choice here.
You're allowed to run, he can miss, especially if he has 10000 rats and 50 eagles swooping in on him. Dude is toast.
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