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post 1542296371 01-30-2018, 11:46 AM
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Fang2 You Asked. My Search For A GF In 2018

You asked what I'm looking for in another thread and I'm going to tell you.

1. She's gotta be hot. Preferably hot AF!!!! I've been with plenty of mind blowingly hot chicks. Girls where brothers would walk up to me in bathrooms and ask if that was my woman and ask to shake my hand. Chicks where cops have run my plates to get my number and call my house to try and hit on them. In my life I've had to compete with Royalty, Pro Athletes, Rock Stars and Movie Stars at various points.

I want a LTR with a girl I can show off like a trophy. I don't want just some good looking girl I'm indifferent about being seen with her. Now there's obviously a range here from being seen in a nice porsche to being seen in a ferrari.

2. She needs to be confident but grounded. I've dated some hot narcissists and that gets old pretty quick. She needs to have a fun bouncy personality. I like Barbies that want to look good even though they are getting dirty working in the yard or out camping and hiking in the mountains. I want her to be giving and kind but not too kind.

I went out with a girl the other night that's 50's housewife type. I DO NOT WANT JUNE PHUCKING CLEAVER!!!!!


Unfortunately this is one of the only representations of the kinda girls I've dated minus being psychotic. Notice her body language and how she bounces when she walks. I like a girl that has those girly little movements.



3. The sex has to be well above average.

4. She needs to be above average intelligence

5. Typically the girls I've been in LTRs have been very successful work wise.

6. Once we get these basic things covered she has to be nice to my boys.



This is my log 2018. I envy those of you in great relationship but I'm not going to settle. Pics and descriptions to follow
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post 1542297411 01-30-2018, 12:00 PM
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Fang2 is such a *******. guy sounds like the most monotone motherfker we have on the misc. probably autistic as well.
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post 1542297701 01-30-2018, 12:02 PM
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Being almost 50 and having all these standards and requirements, brah. I know you're a good looking dude no homo, but you're getting pretty fukking old. Is your income nice and high at least?
And how can man die better, than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his gods?
post 1542297891 01-30-2018, 12:04 PM
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In on this, go get em tiger... i mean leo.
Originally Posted By m1n2v5⏩
Being almost 50 and having all these standards and requirements, brah. I know you're a good looking dude no homo, but you're getting pretty fukking old. Is your income nice and high at least?
You serious *******? We have enough ****gy FA threads on misc. Shut your fukin mouth and learn something from this man instead of bringing this negative nancy bullchit in here.
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post 1542298261 01-30-2018, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted By PisseninMisc⏩
You serious *******? We have enough ****gy FA threads on misc. Shut your fukin mouth and learn something from this man instead of bringing this negative nancy bullchit in here.
Better rep me ******* cuz you seem rustled as fuk. I have nothing against Leo.
And how can man die better, than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his gods?
post 1542298331 01-30-2018, 12:08 PM
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I currently have one regular but I don't think it will get serious. She just likes the sex. She's 53 and we see each other once or twice a week. She's fun but just doesn't quite get me there.




I had a date with a girl last night. Not interested. I canceled a date with a new girl today.

I have a date with a girl tomorrow night who is an Attorney we'll see.

I went out with a girl Saturday who had a great body decent looking face but she seems way too nice. I'm going to see her again but not sure.

I'm chatting and filtering about 15 girls right now.
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post 1542298531 01-30-2018, 12:10 PM
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In b4 someone posts that photo

Cos you know it’s coming leo
post 1542298761 01-30-2018, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By m1n2v5⏩
Better rep me ******* cuz you seem rustled as fuk. I have nothing against Leo.
lol negative nancy and an autist too. Getting called out for being a ******* does not = being rustled.

If you have nothing against leo maybe post something encouraging and be on your way instead of questioning his age and income. If it's hard for you to believe a 48 year old man can have standards, it's time to get to work on your self-worth sonny boy.
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Originally Posted By m1n2v5⏩
I know you're a good looking dude ...
Wut? O_o

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post 1542299111 01-30-2018, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Wut? O_o

Are you blind?
Aww c’mon now muzzie ...he’s definitely got a specific look
post 1542299171 01-30-2018, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted By m1n2v5⏩
Being almost 50 and having all these standards and requirements, brah. I know you're a good looking dude no homo, but you're getting pretty fukking old. Is your income nice and high at least?
I'm not going to settle again I did that with my ex who was about an 8.8/10 in all my categories but I wasn't as crazy about her as I should have been. Plus she was violent.


This girl wanted to spend her life with me and despite the fact she might have the worlds most perfect vagina we would be good around each other for only 4 or 4 days at a time before we both got crabby. Plus I thought she was too fat to commit to for life.
So despite the fact that she has tons of money I said no.

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post 1542299261 01-30-2018, 12:15 PM
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[QUOTE=PisseninMisc post_id=1542298761]If you have nothing against leo maybe post something encouraging and be on your way instead of questioning his age and income.[/QUOTE]Didn't mean to attack your man crush brah, go Leo

[QUOTE]If it's hard for you to believe a 48 year old man can have standards, it's time to get to work on your self-worth sonny boy.[/QUOTE]Brb, making a single mom style list of requirements for a partner

[QUOTE=leoslayer1 post_id=1542299171]I'm not going to settle again I did that with my ex who was about an 8.8/10 in all my categories but I wasn't as crazy about her as I should have been. Plus she was violent.


This girl wanted to spend her life with me and despite the fact she might have the worlds most perfect vagina we would be good around each other for only 4 or 4 days at a time before we both got crabby. Plus I thought she was too fat to commit to for life.
So despite the fact that she has tons of money I said no.[/img][/QUOTE]GL bro, just don't over think it so much
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post 1542299511 01-30-2018, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
In b4 someone posts that photo

Cos you know it’s coming leo
I only post my worst ones. LOL that was the year I was going to enter the transformation challenge I wanted the worst thing possible for my before pic. Then I realized I'd be competing against guys drinking OJ and said forget it.
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post 1542300081 01-30-2018, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted By m1n2v5⏩
Didn't mean to attack your man crush brah, go Leo



Brb, making a single mom style list of requirements for a partner



GL bro, just don't over think it so much
If you don't have standards you'll wind up with a nice comfortable average life with her.

I don't want comfortable. I want outstanding. I've had it and if I can't get it then I'd rather stay single.
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post 1542301051 01-30-2018, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
If you don't have standards you'll wind up with a nice comfortable average life with her.

I don't want comfortable. I want outstanding. I've had it and if I can't get it then I'd rather stay single.
I understand that, but I also understand that every year that goes by the window keeps closing and the standards have to be set accordingly. You're right about not having any standards but having them too high is the recipe for disappointment and unfulfillment.
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post 1542301171 01-30-2018, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
I'm not going to settle again I did that with my ex who was about an 8.8/10 in all my categories but I wasn't as crazy about her as I should have been. Plus she was violent.


This girl wanted to spend her life with me and despite the fact she might have the worlds most perfect vagina we would be good around each other for only 4 or 4 days at a time before we both got crabby. Plus I thought she was too fat to commit to for life.
So despite the fact that she has tons of money I said no.

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post 1542301311 01-30-2018, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By aleexz⏩
I understand that, but I also understand that every year that goes by the window keep closing and the standards have to be set accordingly. You're right about not having any standards but having them too high is the recipe for disappointment and unfulfillment.
Nah he’s good

He’s 48 and likes women around his own age

I have faith he’ll stop slooting and find his oneitis eventually
post 1542301791 01-30-2018, 12:34 PM
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[QUOTE=IronILLinois post_id=1542297411]Fang2 is such a *******. guy sounds like the most monotone motherfker we have on the misc. probably autistic as well.[/QUOTE]Hahaha...shut up you autistic beta wk kunt.

[QUOTE=leoslayer1 post_id=1542299171]I'm not going to settle again I did that with my ex who was about an 8.8/10 in all my categories but I wasn't as crazy about her as I should have been. Plus she was violent.


This girl wanted to spend her life with me and despite the fact she might have the worlds most perfect vagina we would be good around each other for only 4 or 4 days at a time before we both got crabby. Plus I thought she was too fat to commit to for life.
So despite the fact that she has tons of money I said no.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/S4xntbM.jpg[/im g][/QUOTE]lol wtf @ that pic.
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old people sex sounds gross

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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
literally looks like a mannequin
She had just unbuttoned her pants was about to smash. She's kinda submissive and likes me to move her around.
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
She had just unbuttoned her pants was about to smash. She's kinda submissive and likes me to move her around.
She likes you to move her around like a mannequin

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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
She had just unbuttoned her pants was about to smash. She's kinda submissive and likes me to move her around.
Like a mannequin?

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lol at you being so stupid that you think a grown man approaching you in the restroom wanting to touch you was trying to do so to compliment the mediocre 50 year old grandma youre banging.
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Being in your age bracket Leo, that sounds absolutely, mind-blowingly tiring. Vetting 15 girls at a time??? Good luck bro, I hope you find your bouncy Barbie that ticks all the boxes.

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Wish you the best brah but with that list I have to wonder if subconsciously you even really want a relationship.

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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
She likes you to move her around like a mannequin

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No but always wanted me to undress her. And drag her into positions.
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based on pictures posted itt.. ops hot af 10/10 is actually a 6/10 for hot af men.
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Originally Posted By m1n2v5⏩
Didn't mean to attack your man crush brah, go Leo

Brb, making a single mom style list of requirements for a partner

GL bro, just don't over think it so much
lol you sound jelly bro. I know you want me to smash your twinkish anus into submission, but I have standards too (no homo of course).

Having standards matter. Just cause a 32 year old, ugly single mother of 4 with no education has delusional standards doesn't mean someone like Leo can't have absolutely legitimate standards.

Stop embarrassing yourself mane. Time to cut your losses and get the fuk off out of this thread. Good luck next time gheyboi.
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