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post 1543642461 02-12-2018, 11:59 PM
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Obamas presidential portrait HAS JIZZ ON HIS FACE (srs)

Apparently the artist he hired to commission the painting which was revealed at the Smithsonian earlier today has a history of putting secret sperm cells in his paintings. Apparently this is to "keep the masculinity alive." He actually went ahead and kept the trend going with the presidents official presidential portrait

On the right side of his face


Closer look



Other paintings by the same artist to prove its actually a hidden sperm cell





This will be in our history books. No fukking way can this be real life.





Also the artist is racist as fukk srs. Strong white hate


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To be fair, that jizz might have actually been there irl & he’s just painting what he sees.
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Looks pretty real.




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It's Michelle's jizz


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Originally Posted By AshWar⏩
It's Michelle's jizz


always knew she was packing some heat.
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Originally Posted By fleeceitout⏩
To be fair, that jizz might have actually been there irl & he’s just painting what he sees.
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post 1543644981 02-13-2018, 12:57 AM
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Lmao this is some next level alex jones spiritcooking pizzagate tier ****
post 1543645251 02-13-2018, 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted By EatItRAW92⏩
Lmao this is some next level alex jones spiritcooking pizzagate tier ****
Yeah. And to top it off the dude is famous for painting a bunch of black women beheading white women. Strong artist choice by the president.
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Originally Posted By Kreuzritter⏩
the DNC is rife is satanists and symbolism.
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Originally Posted By deadhead6391⏩
Yeah. And to top it off the dude is famous for painting a bunch of black women beheading white women. Strong artist choice by the president.
truly disturbing..... Srs.
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Probably is jizz, he was the first gay Muslim President.



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probably wouldnt be the first time he had sperm in/and/or around his face.
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Originally Posted By deadhead6391⏩
Apparently the artist he hired to commission the painting which was revealed at the Smithsonian earlier today has a history of putting secret sperm cells in his paintings. Apparently this is to "keep the masculinity alive." He actually went ahead and kept the trend going with the presidents official presidential portrait

On the right side of his face


Closer look

Thats the left side of his face brah
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Originally Posted By fleeceitout⏩
To be fair, that jizz might have actually been there irl & he’s just painting what he sees.
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LMAO straight off the bat.
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
Thats the left side of his face brah
i meant right side of the painting on his face.
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This thread reminds me why I stay out of the mouthbreather section usually. You *******s will hype up some stuff like Peterson because you think he is your brand of alt-right when in fact he decries the demise of value systems ... and then the same lack of a value system is on display day in day out here with infantile crap like this. Making America great again might start with being less of a turd yourself, and voila, you already fixed 1/326^6 of America.
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post 1543647091 02-13-2018, 02:31 AM
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Originally Posted By GotNext⏩
This thread reminds me why I stay out of the mouthbreather section usually. You *******s will hype up some stuff like Peterson because you think he is your brand of alt-right when in fact he decries the demise of value systems ... and then the same lack of a value system is on display day in day out here with infantile crap like this. Making America great again might start with being less of a turd yourself, and voila, you already fixed 1/326^6 of America.
What does that have to do with Obama commissioning a racist to paint his official portrait and ending up with a load on his face?

Also lol at peterson being alt right. Hes mostly center but hes not delusional and acknowledges facts.
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Originally Posted By deadhead6391⏩
What does that have to do with Obama commissioning a racist to paint his official portrait and ending up with a load on his face?
And you give a fuk, why exactly? Are you an avid visitor of the National Portrait Gallery and worry this might offend you?

Jizz, face, haha. Good job, you can write the sequel to There's Something About Mary.
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Originally Posted By GotNext⏩
And you give a fuk, why exactly? Are you an avid visitor of the National Portrait Gallery and worry this might offend you?
No i just thought it was hillarious and thread worthy. Go fukk off somewhere else.
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Originally Posted By GotNext⏩
This thread reminds me why I stay out of the mouthbreather section usually. You *******s will hype up some stuff like Peterson because you think he is your brand of alt-right when in fact he decries the demise of value systems ... and then the same lack of a value system is on display day in day out here with infantile crap like this. Making America great again might start with being less of a turd yourself, and voila, you already fixed 1/326^6 of America.
Somebody's angry lol
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So no one is gonna comment on how he looks asian?
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Originally Posted By GotNext⏩
This thread reminds me why I stay out of the mouthbreather section usually. You *******s will hype up some stuff like Peterson because you think he is your brand of alt-right when in fact he decries the demise of value systems ... and then the same lack of a value system is on display day in day out here with infantile crap like this. Making America great again might start with being less of a turd yourself, and voila, you already fixed 1/326^6 of America.
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