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Thread: no homo but how many penises have you seen IRL (not including your own or family)

post 1546557441 03-15-2018, 10:38 PM
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no homo but how many penises have you seen IRL (not including your own or family)

title

ive probably seen close to a few hundred

but only cuz i got to naked bathhouses every once in a while and see a bunch of dongs no homo lol
pm me ur pics and ill rep u haha jk no homo lol haha no but srsly pls pm me ur pics haha just glutes and maybe face haha no homo again lol just kidding kinda not rly lol pls send them
post 1546557511 03-15-2018, 10:40 PM
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Probably about 20 no homo. I was an athlete in hs and the football team had a bunch of *******s that ran around the locker room bare ass
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post 1546557521 03-15-2018, 10:41 PM
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Quite a few. I used to jerk off punks under the bridge for $5 a man.
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post 1546557531 03-15-2018, 10:41 PM
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Not sure man. Those creepy old guys at the gym for some odd reason love to show their penors. (No homo) I will never become one of them.
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post 1546557561 03-15-2018, 10:41 PM
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Sorry boyo but no homo aint gonna get u pass this time around
post 1546557571 03-15-2018, 10:41 PM
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Seeing a dick outside of porn is always a nice confidence boost (no homo)
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post 1546557631 03-15-2018, 10:43 PM
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Less than you for sure
post 1546557701 03-15-2018, 10:44 PM
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I mean, probably on the order of a hundred... see a lot of cawk at the gym and in the showers. Strict no homo understood by all. Nbd.
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post 1546557791 03-15-2018, 10:46 PM
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one

Was in then gym locker room, some middle eastern dude walked out naked. Just saw it from my peripheral vision but iirc it was huge
post 1546557901 03-15-2018, 10:48 PM
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Every guy thats been in a locker room at the gym or on a sports team has probably seen 100 dicks
If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary

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post 1546558011 03-15-2018, 10:50 PM
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Lots more than I should no homo
post 1546558091 03-15-2018, 10:51 PM
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1 cord

128 cubic ft to be precise
post 1546558551 03-15-2018, 10:59 PM
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http://www.newnownext.com/man-files-...-room/01/2018/

im a dick away from filing a complaint myself

i swear there's gay ass paraders in my gym that get off on being seen. im washing my hands after going to the bathroom and theres a nude dude next to me washing his. FUK YOU

cliffs: ive had it up to HERE with how many fukin dinks ive had to see
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post 1546558671 03-15-2018, 11:02 PM
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Not enough.
post 1546558681 03-15-2018, 11:02 PM
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lol so many lol

sports, gym, etc

plus i am one of those fukers that runs around buk nekkid in the locker room sometimes, intimidating shyguys and what not
post 1546558861 03-15-2018, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted By cjr169⏩
http://www.newnownext.com/man-files-...-room/01/2018/

im a dick away from filing a complaint myself

i swear there's gay ass paraders in my gym that get off on being seen. im washing my hands after going to the bathroom and theres a nude dude next to me washing his. FUK YOU

cliffs: ive had it up to HERE with how many fukin dinks ive had to see
Didn’t read the whole article you posted, but wtf is up with the comments! Holy **** brah
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post 1546559191 03-15-2018, 11:14 PM
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Dozens, possibly hundreds.

Gym and medical school / doctor days.

Everyone's dick is about the same size. I wish people would realize this and not worry about theirs.
post 1546559521 03-15-2018, 11:20 PM
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I had to pretty much hold over 1200 in the army during medical procedures.






































































No telling how many I've otherwise held on my own time.
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post 1546559751 03-15-2018, 11:23 PM
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zero, but I've seen a decent amount of vaginas
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post 1546563441 03-16-2018, 12:36 AM
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Few dozen in locker rooms
post 1546563601 03-16-2018, 12:40 AM
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8 years of lifting at commercial gyms plus high school sports 2/3 of the year and military time........so probably thousands of dongs
Hm.

If you're reading this, you're probably a *******

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post 1546564131 03-16-2018, 12:53 AM
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Why are we so obsessed with dicks?
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post 1546564391 03-16-2018, 01:00 AM
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some mod need to change "see" to "sucked"
post 1546564451 03-16-2018, 01:01 AM
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Nurse all my life so probably a cpl hundred srs
retired from powerlifting, retired from the misc
post 1546564481 03-16-2018, 01:02 AM
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Just your penis OP...shhh don't tell anyone about our secret.
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post 1546565201 03-16-2018, 01:21 AM
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bout 350
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post 1546565421 03-16-2018, 01:29 AM
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Probably 20ish and about all of them.have been old dudes at my new gym. Thought that chit was a meme but those fukkers have no shame and just walk around naked fanning their balls with the hair dryer in front of the sink. Nobody did that chit at my old gym.
post 1546565491 03-16-2018, 01:31 AM
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None that i recall

I keep my head up in the locker room and when I see somebody changing ot naked I dont look at their junk or direction
post 1546565791 03-16-2018, 01:38 AM
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Work in a prison and have to strip search guys pretty often, so probably a lot more than anyone here.
Short cuts to success are often paved with lies.
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post 1546565901 03-16-2018, 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted By yungballin14⏩
Why areweso obsessed with dicks?
strong freudian slip there buddy
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