Which is more relieving when you have to go so badly that you almost burst in public? Taking a huge Niagara Falls leak, or taking a bit old mountainous dump?

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I have a friend who chit his pants while in a mad dash to unload in a grocery store bathroom. He had to abandon everything but his shirt, which he used as a diaper to cover himself while he sprinted through the store to my car for escape.