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Which classic movie franchise do you think will be the next to get the soy treatment?
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Originally Posted By jackm7⏩
Already happened chief.star wars
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Anything masculine is a candidate. James Bond will be marked for death in the near future.
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Karate Kid.
In this version, Daniel does not learn Karate. Instead he finds a safe space and cries. His would-be girlfriend hugs him, but stays with Johnny because, well, they say they want the sensitive guy, but we all know no woman wants some milk-toast beta.
In this leftist utopia, Johnny magically stops bullying Daniel after Ali, the heroine of the story, provides her graceful feminine touch and explains to Johnny why bullying is bad, mkay, and that their toxic masculinity is destroying the school. They inexplicably become best friends and, to everyone's surprise, even as immasculated as Daniel is after not even being able to reconcile his own bullying issues without the aid of a strong woman, he does not shoot up the school.
And just in case you didn't get it during the film, closing credits, freeze-framed on Ali, will tell you how much of a a hero Ali is and how she went on to found a feminist club in the school, provides weekly seminars aimed at stopping toxic masculinity, and later became the first female mayor of Encino.
In this version, Daniel does not learn Karate. Instead he finds a safe space and cries. His would-be girlfriend hugs him, but stays with Johnny because, well, they say they want the sensitive guy, but we all know no woman wants some milk-toast beta.
In this leftist utopia, Johnny magically stops bullying Daniel after Ali, the heroine of the story, provides her graceful feminine touch and explains to Johnny why bullying is bad, mkay, and that their toxic masculinity is destroying the school. They inexplicably become best friends and, to everyone's surprise, even as immasculated as Daniel is after not even being able to reconcile his own bullying issues without the aid of a strong woman, he does not shoot up the school.
And just in case you didn't get it during the film, closing credits, freeze-framed on Ali, will tell you how much of a a hero Ali is and how she went on to found a feminist club in the school, provides weekly seminars aimed at stopping toxic masculinity, and later became the first female mayor of Encino.
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Maybe they'll try a Shawshank redemption remake from a female prison lmao
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Originally Posted By meatlog⏩
Anything that is going to get completely diversified, feminised, social justice etc for no reason.aware me on the soy treatment
Star Wars
Oceans
Ghostbusters
Instead of just making a new movie with the new characters they simply hijack established franchises, completely destroy them and then give fans the finger afterwards saying they are the problem.
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Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
This is the most obvious one that will be next.James Bond will be marked for death in the near future.
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I wonder how far the flopping will have to go before the correction comes.
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Originally Posted By Bar182⏩
This better not happen.......but i can see it. Ruining 80's legends 1 at a time.For me:
Back to the Future.
Back to the Future.
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Originally Posted By djstarscr3am⏩
Robert Zemeckis, or whatever his name is, has said he will never let it be re-made, no matter what kind of pay day he's offered.This better not happen.......but i can see it. Ruining 80's legends 1 at a time.
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
ill have my cock out in the theater for when Angela gets scissored in the store room by the sistersMaybe they'll try a Shawshank redemption remake from a female prison lmao
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Originally Posted By JJMacD⏩
They will just wait until he dies and offer the money to his daughter.Robert Zemeckis, or whatever his name is, has said he will never let it be re-made, no matter what kind of pay day he's offered.
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Originally Posted By TokenV⏩
Why do all these movies have retard kidsPredator, coming in September

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as if fighting an alien isnt hard enough, lets have little timmy get an asthma attack half way through
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Originally Posted By meatlog⏩
Robocuck, fighting in defence of M'ladysRobocop - will be some chick instead fighting the war on hate speech
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