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There may be hope for Star Wars afterall....
....ANew Hopeperhaps?.....sorry.
Anyway,
Kathleen Kennedy Has reportedly been fired from her role (or rather, shes stepping down) in overseeing future Star Wars films. So Abrams will have free reign to do the movie as he wishes.
https://www.express.co.uk/entertainm...nson-JJ-Abrams
I still don't have high hopes, but there is a chance he could salvage this....the problem is, he'd have to spend too much of episode IX retconning everything that happened in TLJ...at least thats what i'd do. It would be something like this;
1. Snoke didnt die he was just a hologram.
2. Luke didn't die but rather he had a near death experience and visited the "Force Ghost" plane of existence but comes back
3. Phasma survives.
4. Rose is written out.
5. Reys parents aren't just nobodies that sold her for money She's related to "insert XYZ character" that explans her innate ability to be a Mary-Sue.
and so on and so forth.
Anyway,
Kathleen Kennedy Has reportedly been fired from her role (or rather, shes stepping down) in overseeing future Star Wars films. So Abrams will have free reign to do the movie as he wishes.
https://www.express.co.uk/entertainm...nson-JJ-Abrams
I still don't have high hopes, but there is a chance he could salvage this....the problem is, he'd have to spend too much of episode IX retconning everything that happened in TLJ...at least thats what i'd do. It would be something like this;
1. Snoke didnt die he was just a hologram.
2. Luke didn't die but rather he had a near death experience and visited the "Force Ghost" plane of existence but comes back
3. Phasma survives.
4. Rose is written out.
5. Reys parents aren't just nobodies that sold her for money She's related to "insert XYZ character" that explans her innate ability to be a Mary-Sue.
and so on and so forth.
07-16-2018, 12:33 PM
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Unless they can re-do the atrocity that is the last jedi, no. There is no more hope for the franchise.
07-16-2018, 12:37 PM
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Star Wars is dead, and episode 9 will suck like most things JJ Abrams has made.
07-16-2018, 12:40 PM
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Time to just let it die. They had years and years to come up with something and they dropped the ball hard. No way they are competent enough to put together a decent Star Wars without adding a ton of unnecessary bs.
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They should start Ep IX with Rey waking up, Ep VIII was all a dream and she needs to do things differently so Luke survives!
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Originally Posted By Unstumpable⏩
Kill it, if you have to.Time to just let it die. They had years and years to come up with something and they dropped the ball hard. No way they are competent enough to put together a decent Star Wars without adding a ton of unnecessary bs.
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07-16-2018, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
make any of these, and make them dark and violentThey just need to make an Old Republic trilogy. That would be fukn awesome.
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07-16-2018, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted By ChristmasFnatic⏩
agreed, Rian Johnson fuked up the storyline royally.They should start Ep IX with Rey waking up, Ep VIII was all a dream and she needs to do things differently so Luke survives!
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07-16-2018, 12:49 PM
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You guys care way too much about this....
Just make a new movie... it's not that hard....
Could kill off every single character in the story and still make a new movie... really not that hard, unless you guys are sentimental *******s... which then who are the "soyboys"(to use ya'lls ****gy meme) then?
Just make a new movie... it's not that hard....
Could kill off every single character in the story and still make a new movie... really not that hard, unless you guys are sentimental *******s... which then who are the "soyboys"(to use ya'lls ****gy meme) then?
07-16-2018, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
Jar Jar Abrams is just as SJW as she is. You also need to fire her story group as well. They're all women. They were hired because they are women and because Kennedy didn't like Star Wars and didn't feel it connected with young girls, so that's why she and her story group killed off all the original characters and replaced them with mary sues and soyboys.....ANew Hopeperhaps?.....sorry.
Anyway,
Kathleen Kennedy Has reportedly been fired from her role (or rather, shes stepping down) in overseeing future Star Wars films. So Abrams will have free reign to do the movie as he wishes.
https://www.express.co.uk/entertainm...nson-JJ-Abrams
I still don't have high hopes, but there is a chance he could salvage this....the problem is, he'd have to spend too much of episode IX retconning everything that happened in TLJ...at least thats what i'd do. It would be something like this;
1. Snoke didnt die he was just a hologram.
2. Luke didn't die but rather he had a near death experience and visited the "Force Ghost" plane of existence but comes back
3. Phasma survives.
4. Rose is written out.
5. Reys parents aren't just nobodies that sold her for money She's related to "insert XYZ character" that explans her innate ability to be a Mary-Sue.
and so on and so forth.
Anyway,
Kathleen Kennedy Has reportedly been fired from her role (or rather, shes stepping down) in overseeing future Star Wars films. So Abrams will have free reign to do the movie as he wishes.
https://www.express.co.uk/entertainm...nson-JJ-Abrams
I still don't have high hopes, but there is a chance he could salvage this....the problem is, he'd have to spend too much of episode IX retconning everything that happened in TLJ...at least thats what i'd do. It would be something like this;
1. Snoke didnt die he was just a hologram.
2. Luke didn't die but rather he had a near death experience and visited the "Force Ghost" plane of existence but comes back
3. Phasma survives.
4. Rose is written out.
5. Reys parents aren't just nobodies that sold her for money She's related to "insert XYZ character" that explans her innate ability to be a Mary-Sue.
and so on and so forth.
It doesn't really matter to me though...
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07-16-2018, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By cjmadscientist⏩
The cinematography on this is nothing short of a masterpiece. Disney would never green lit something like that because its too dark.make any of these, and make them dark and violent
07-16-2018, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By tential⏩
Oh how I wish they would do this. Just call a mulligan on episodes 7 & 8 and start a new trilogy as if this one never happened lol.Could kill off every single character in the story and still make a new movie...
I call it "Celebration". It's sexual, and violent...
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07-16-2018, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
can't tell if people are trolling or not. this **** would be the worst possible thing they could do.I still don't have high hopes, but there is a chance he could salvage this....the problem is, he'd have to spend too much of episode IX retconning everything that happened in TLJ...at least thats what i'd do. It would be something like this;
1. Snoke didnt die he was just a hologram.
2. Luke didn't die but rather he had a near death experience and visited the "Force Ghost" plane of existence but comes back
3. Phasma survives.
4. Rose is written out.
5. Reys parents aren't just nobodies that sold her for money She's related to "insert XYZ character" that explans her innate ability to be a Mary-Sue.
and so on and so forth.
1. Snoke didnt die he was just a hologram.
2. Luke didn't die but rather he had a near death experience and visited the "Force Ghost" plane of existence but comes back
3. Phasma survives.
4. Rose is written out.
5. Reys parents aren't just nobodies that sold her for money She's related to "insert XYZ character" that explans her innate ability to be a Mary-Sue.
and so on and so forth.
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07-16-2018, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
Kathleen Kennedy Has reportedly been fired

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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
They just need to make an Old Republic trilogy. That would be fukn awesome.
Originally Posted By cjmadscientist⏩
Thesemake any of these, and make them dark and violent
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Originally Posted By kel_varnsen⏩
speak for yourself brah I loved Force Awakens. Literally had the most disturbing/shocking scene in the entire franchiseStar Wars is dead, and episode 9 will suck like most things JJ Abrams has made.
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩
Many people like Force Awakens, but how do you undo the damage that, The Last Jedi caused?speak for yourself brah I loved Force Awakens. Literally had the most disturbing/shocking scene in the entire franchise
Hell, there's rumors of either a possible Kylo/Rey romance, or a love triangle between Finn/Rey and that fat Asian chick.
07-16-2018, 01:28 PM
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Sorry but it just cannot be salvaged at this point, the new trilogy anyways. Episode VIII fuked things beyond belief.
Just the fact that it brought to light that any ship that can reach lightspeed, can be kamikazed into anything, basically made all the spacefights in the previous episodes utterly pointless. Also makes the generals/strategists look like complete morons. Why not just kamikaze a ship through lightspeed straight into the Deathstar? Just dumb
Just the fact that it brought to light that any ship that can reach lightspeed, can be kamikazed into anything, basically made all the spacefights in the previous episodes utterly pointless. Also makes the generals/strategists look like complete morons. Why not just kamikaze a ship through lightspeed straight into the Deathstar? Just dumb
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Rey's parents being nobodies is actually pretty cool, srs.
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩
what scene, you're not talking about Han dying are you?speak for yourself brah I loved Force Awakens. Literally had the most disturbing/shocking scene in the entire franchise
Soon as he walked in that room you knew he was dead...
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Originally Posted By Dave22reborn⏩
Bring back snoke ( was just a hologram), and he kills everybody, then have Luke somehow survive/teleport/reincarnate with the force ( so he dosen't die. Also, make it so Kylo Ren kept HanSolo in his basement or something ( like Darth Maul ) and Luke and Han come back to battle it out with Snoke in the end.Many people like Force Awakens, but how do you undo the damage that, The Last Jedi caused?
Hell, there's rumors of either a possible Kylo/Rey romance, or a love triangle between Finn/Rey and that fat Asian chick.
Hell, there's rumors of either a possible Kylo/Rey romance, or a love triangle between Finn/Rey and that fat Asian chick.
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Originally Posted By Dave22reborn⏩
When Leia floated back into the spaceship I wanted to walk out of the theatre but couldn't because I was with my family that nightMany people like Force Awakens, but how do you undo the damage that, The Last Jedi caused?
Hell, there's rumors of either a possible Kylo/Rey romance, or a love triangle between Finn/Rey and that fat Asian chick.
Hell, there's rumors of either a possible Kylo/Rey romance, or a love triangle between Finn/Rey and that fat Asian chick.
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube....ANew Hopeperhaps?.....sorry.
Anyway,
Kathleen Kennedy Has reportedly been fired from her role (or rather, shes stepping down) in overseeing future Star Wars films. So Abrams will have free reign to do the movie as he wishes.
https://www.express.co.uk/entertainm...nson-JJ-Abrams
I still don't have high hopes, but there is a chance he could salvage this....the problem is, he'd have to spend too much of episode IX retconning everything that happened in TLJ...at least thats what i'd do. It would be something like this;
1. Snoke didnt die he was just a hologram.
2. Luke didn't die but rather he had a near death experience and visited the "Force Ghost" plane of existence but comes back
3. Phasma survives.
4. Rose is written out.
5. Reys parents aren't just nobodies that sold her for money She's related to "insert XYZ character" that explans her innate ability to be a Mary-Sue.
and so on and so forth.
Anyway,
Kathleen Kennedy Has reportedly been fired from her role (or rather, shes stepping down) in overseeing future Star Wars films. So Abrams will have free reign to do the movie as he wishes.
https://www.express.co.uk/entertainm...nson-JJ-Abrams
I still don't have high hopes, but there is a chance he could salvage this....the problem is, he'd have to spend too much of episode IX retconning everything that happened in TLJ...at least thats what i'd do. It would be something like this;
1. Snoke didnt die he was just a hologram.
2. Luke didn't die but rather he had a near death experience and visited the "Force Ghost" plane of existence but comes back
3. Phasma survives.
4. Rose is written out.
5. Reys parents aren't just nobodies that sold her for money She's related to "insert XYZ character" that explans her innate ability to be a Mary-Sue.
and so on and so forth.
fortunately for disney most people today are consumer whores and will jump back onto the dead horse with very little nudging
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Originally Posted By cjmadscientist⏩
Honestly, I’d love an entire movie like that in CGI. Those cinematics or Blizzards cinematics are just insane.make any of these, and make them dark and violent
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube
fortunately for disney most people today are consumer whores and will jump back onto the dead horse with very little nudging
fortunately for disney most people today are consumer whores and will jump back onto the dead horse with very little nudging
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
This. Episode 8 royaly fuked the universe beyond repair. There is no going back. It's fundamentally brokenyou can't put the toothpaste back in the tube
fortunately for disney most people today are consumer whores and will jump back onto the dead horse with very little nudging
fortunately for disney most people today are consumer whores and will jump back onto the dead horse with very little nudging
Disney's handling of star wars is gonna go down as a failure of epic proportions, and a warning of how not to handle a franchise
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Seems like they don't really need IX to be that good. No matter what it will make a billion dollars and be in the top 5 movies of all time. After that, the trilogy is complete and they have a blank slate to push whatever new Star Wars agenda they want. Mission accomplished.
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