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post 1556491571 07-17-2018, 09:49 AM
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Would you suck a dink for use of a time machine? (1 suck per 1 use)

Basically 1 suck to travel back, 1 suck to travel forward, etc....

Edit: It has to be someone else's dink, if you're a hot sloot it has to be my dink, and lastly you're sucking to completion with some deep throat action. No easy way out here boyos.

Also no tarp dink
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post 1556491701 07-17-2018, 09:50 AM
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post 1556491761 07-17-2018, 09:51 AM
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So basically what we are left with here is the reality that if we go back in time to a place before the dick sucking, we're okay because it hasn't happened yet but if we go into the future we're gay as fuk?
post 1556491991 07-17-2018, 09:53 AM
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Couldn't you just suck one to go back in time before you sucked it?
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post 1556492001 07-17-2018, 09:54 AM
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I'd suck a dick to go back in time and never open this thread.
post 1556492031 07-17-2018, 09:54 AM
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post 1556492301 07-17-2018, 09:57 AM
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OP, you could suck as many dinks as you want and keep going back in time to deny your gayness. It's a win-win for you.
post 1556492501 07-17-2018, 09:59 AM
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Yes

Go back to 2010 when bitcoin was under $.10
post 1556492661 07-17-2018, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Whose?
Spoiler!
Mine
Originally Posted By shmobin⏩
So basically what we are left with here is the reality that if we go back in time to a place before the dick sucking, we're okay because it hasn't happened yet but if we go into the future we're gay as fuk?
Originally Posted By CrewsBrah⏩
Couldn't you just suck one to go back in time before you sucked it?
You would still know that you sucked that dink boyos, there is no escaping it
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post 1556492901 07-17-2018, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
Spoiler!
Mine





You would still know that you sucked that dink boyos, there is no escaping it
So only gay people get to travel?

That's super racist bro.
post 1556492921 07-17-2018, 10:07 AM
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Nope 1 isn't enough, but I'd do it if I was allowed to suck 2 dinks to have to use the time machine.
post 1556492971 07-17-2018, 10:07 AM
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We could do a Bill and Ted, go back in the past and arrange for a superhot girl/guy to arrive at the exact place and time after we get propositioned to suck the dick for us.

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post 1556492981 07-17-2018, 10:07 AM
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post 1556493071 07-17-2018, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted By CrewsBrah⏩
Couldn't you just suck one to go back in time before you sucked it?
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post 1556493141 07-17-2018, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
Yes

Go back to 2010 when bitcoin was under $.10
I would go to the future when bitcoin is under $.10.
Take it easy Christian
post 1556493211 07-17-2018, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩
I would go to the future when bitcoin is under $.10.
Just wait a year or so.
post 1556493321 07-17-2018, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩
I would go to the future when bitcoin is under $.10.
Lmao, no need to suck a dink, it's just around the corner.
post 1556493431 07-17-2018, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩
I would go to the future when bitcoin is under $.10.
So you will travel into the future as a 100% homosex just to make a misc thread to laugh at all of the suicidal coincels
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post 1556493471 07-17-2018, 10:14 AM
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1 dick sucked = 1,000 dicks sucked


congrats on playing yourself, *******
post 1556493551 07-17-2018, 10:15 AM
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Would rather get fked than suk a dink no homo.
post 1556493811 07-17-2018, 10:18 AM
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Strong fukcing everything. Jesus....

I want to not suck anything and go back in time to forget this thread.
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post 1556493911 07-17-2018, 10:20 AM
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Maybe to go back and see real T-Rex and Dinosaurs. And I would know if they had feathers then.
Everything I post is trash.
post 1556494631 07-17-2018, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By TitusVI⏩
Maybe to go back and see real T-Rex and Dinosaurs. And I would know if they had feathers then.
Strong edit lmao
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post 1556495201 07-17-2018, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
So you will travel into the future as a 100% homosex just to make a misc thread to laugh at all of the suicidal coincels
That's gonna be a yes for me, dawg.
Take it easy Christian
post 1556495311 07-17-2018, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
Yes

Go back to 2010 when bitcoin was under $.10


But it would be for millions of dollars.
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post 1556495721 07-17-2018, 10:43 AM
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suck a dick to go back in time to have not sucked one CREW
post 1556496091 07-17-2018, 10:47 AM
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Torn between going back in time a bit to get super rich, or going far forward so tech is crazy and I can be an immortal cyborg.

In there's no limits on dinks I'd go back to get rich then invest all the money and jump forward to buy my sweet cyborg body. Why lift when it's all about the designer cyborg bod?
post 1556496191 07-17-2018, 10:48 AM
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suck to completion per one use or suck once per one use?
post 1556496271 07-17-2018, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted By YIAMSOMEBODY⏩
Strong fukcing everything. Jesus....

I want to not suck anything and go back in time to forget this thread.
I'd go back in time to the Titanic to see how it feels to travel 100's of mph on a ship
post 1556496281 07-17-2018, 10:50 AM
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I'd go 70 years into the future, to avoid all the dikc sucking I'll be doing, after that initial suck
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