Tinder getting Boomerang type videos has skyrocketed my ability to close the deal on Tinder girls wanting to come to my place faster and easier with less work and hassle than ever before with no date.

It’s gotten to the point where I am overloaded on scheduling and find myself annoyingly keep going to the store for more and more condoms it’s almost a burden to buy so many condoms.

Had like 3 come last week and 1 new one this week with one more new one and all the ones from last week acting super chatty on text obviously wanting to come back again.

The funniest thing is i do and say the exact same thing for all of them.

The messages are so short not even worth posting it’s just a basic what are you up to followed by “you should come swimming in my pool!”

And then scheduling, it’s not even a question, once they see my abs and body in a clip it closes the sale a thousand times more than if they just see a photo of the same person, there is something unfakable about it, a photo can be photoshopped but a video can’t be faked. There is something very different about it I can tell.

One girl drove 1 hr each way on her day off and she wants to come again.

When they come in I say and do the same things, pre party like drink/smoke and then small talk about ourselves for like 20 min in the shade part of the pool and then I go out to the center of the pool in the sun and then they follow and I’m like do you want to make out by any chance and they’re like yeah. And then 20 min later I’m like... do you wanna fuk by any chance? And they’re like yeah.

So we do and then they want to watch music videos on my projector for awhile and then they leave and I said something like

“we should do this all summer anytime you have a day off”

And they all say yes. Lol

Rinse/repeat.

I’m actually shocked at how easy it is. I’ve had sex with more women than most of you put together but it never gets old lol. It’s almost too much sex lol.

Thank you Boomerand videos on Tinder for making getting my dick wet soooooo much easier!

i'd swim in your pool

if you know what i mean

Tell them the fee for your pool is one butthole flash.

you know how I know this isn't real tea?

feels good to be a rich white guy with abs innit m8?

nice pics.

but for some reason I believe you since I do the exact same thing, except no pool. I've used "u wanna cuddle" countless times and it almost always work. If they say no I just leave.

Just outright asking for a kiss, fuk, cuddle, makeout actually works if you time it right. If it's obvious she wants it just go for it, but if in doubt just ask.

You can't make these types of threads without pics mans

How big is your parents pool do they have a diving board?

pic of pool

its a small edit from one if my random instagram vids where I am just posing in the mirror playfully flexing abs.


but this thread does need a pic so here is a pic of the notorious pool where this all goes down

One day I will have a pool.

Stop watching too much Brazzers OP, it's making you delusional.

Do you want to make out by any chance?

Fuk the pool homie

Pics of girls?

You don't take any pictures with the girls????????????????????????

tinder on android doesnt have that feature yet

Tinder has a video function now?

just be chad with a pool, it's easy guys

can confirm was make out request

Yeah I can see escorts taking advantage of that function to reel in more clients...


On a more serious note, this is good. I might be able to get some quick footage of me long boarding. It's a hobby I never really get to share.

I guess OP has to verify they want to make out and have sexual intercourse for liability reasons

Sounds weird af though

Brah you can buy johnnies online in bulk, they are way cheaper per unit. I have an envelope with one hundred in my bedside table.

Op do you want to be a ******* by any chance?

And he said yeah

Stay gold ponyboy

Do you wanna rep me by any chance?

mirin pool full of imaginary girls

lol at OP looking like a wet twink

post pics of girls you smashed or negz