Thread: Let’s talk about Corvettes
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Let’s talk about Corvettes
Corvettes scream 2 things:
1. Old guy
2. Hillbilly-esque guy whose every other word is “liberal” and has a goatee, most likely deer head on the wall at home. Has been promoted to trade manager of some sort and buys his stay at home wife Michael Kors bags. Most likely dips.
They aren’t bad looking and have great performance, but lol at ever owning one. Prefer to go with premium German cars that don’t scream double digit IQ
1. Old guy
2. Hillbilly-esque guy whose every other word is “liberal” and has a goatee, most likely deer head on the wall at home. Has been promoted to trade manager of some sort and buys his stay at home wife Michael Kors bags. Most likely dips.
They aren’t bad looking and have great performance, but lol at ever owning one. Prefer to go with premium German cars that don’t scream double digit IQ
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For people who don't care about what everyone thinks and what their car "screams", like OP, and actually want one of the highest peforming vehicles possible
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Your forehead is huge, its true
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feels good when people pull up expecting an old guy but find a youth instead

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that said.. fuk liberals
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Won't take the bait...
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Location: Dallas, Texas
opie sounds jealous or a corvette owner took his GF for a ride if you know what im sayin
TEXAS TOPS LISTS OF STATES WITH MOST CORVETTES, CALIFORNIA AND FLORIDA NOT FAR BEHIND. GMPartsCenter.net has created an infographic showing where the Chevy Corvette is most popular in the USA and around the world.
opie sounds jealous or a corvette owner took his GF for a ride if you know what im sayin
TEXAS TOPS LISTS OF STATES WITH MOST CORVETTES, CALIFORNIA AND FLORIDA NOT FAR BEHIND. GMPartsCenter.net has created an infographic showing where the Chevy Corvette is most popular in the USA and around the world.
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Originally Posted By Antonio519⏩
BingoOriginally Posted By MyBaddBrah⏩
It’s all good, I don’t think you could even afford a Corvette anywaysFor people who don't car about what everyone thinks and what their car "screams", like OP, and actually want a high performing vehicle.
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
A lot of people who buy Corvettes are blue collar workers who use their life savings. Nothing wrong with that, as many of these workers work the big 3 and are car enthusiasts. Probably more knowledgeable about their vehicle than Mr. CEO who drives an S550.Corvettes scream 2 things:
1. Old guy
2. Hillbilly-esque guy whose every other word is “liberal” and has a goatee, most likely deer head on the wall at home. Has been promoted to trade manager of some sort and buys his stay at home wife Michael Kors bags. Most likely dips.
They aren’t bad looking and have great performance, but lol at ever owning one. Prefer to go with premium German cars that don’t scream double digit IQ
1. Old guy
2. Hillbilly-esque guy whose every other word is “liberal” and has a goatee, most likely deer head on the wall at home. Has been promoted to trade manager of some sort and buys his stay at home wife Michael Kors bags. Most likely dips.
They aren’t bad looking and have great performance, but lol at ever owning one. Prefer to go with premium German cars that don’t scream double digit IQ
The stereotype of blue collar workers driving Corvettes does damage the brand image a bit, but I think it's overlooked, as most people are convinced that the corvette is an amazing, all-american sports car for an amazing price.
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What do you drive opie?
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Corvettes are sexy as fuk, especially the ZR-1s.


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corvette owner here........ '13 ZO6.
Until you drive one, you'll never understand. Best handling vehicle ever.....so fukin fun to drive
Until you drive one, you'll never understand. Best handling vehicle ever.....so fukin fun to drive
I walk amongst you.......but I am not one of you.
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never really liked them. looks like a cheap knock off of a Ferrari to me.
and the fact that the drivers are usually middle aged mid-life crisis bald guys wearing baseball caps
and the fact that the drivers are usually middle aged mid-life crisis bald guys wearing baseball caps
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Dude if you can't afford one, it doesn't mean you have to chit on it...
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
Corvettes scream 2 things:
1. Old guy
2. Hillbilly-esque guy whose every other word is “liberal” and has a goatee, most likely deer head on the wall at home. Has been promoted to trade manager of some sort and buys his stay at home wife Michael Kors bags. Most likely dips.
They aren’t bad looking and have great performance, but lol at ever owning one. Prefer to go with premium German cars that don’t scream double digit IQ
1. Old guy
2. Hillbilly-esque guy whose every other word is “liberal” and has a goatee, most likely deer head on the wall at home. Has been promoted to trade manager of some sort and buys his stay at home wife Michael Kors bags. Most likely dips.
They aren’t bad looking and have great performance, but lol at ever owning one. Prefer to go with premium German cars that don’t scream double digit IQ
Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
bruh, your weak ass mindset has already been exposed. I suggest you delete the thread before further embarrassment, and change your mindsetIt’s all good, I don’t think you could even afford a Corvette anyways

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I love Corvettes. I've owned 3 in the past. 2 C3's and an early C4. Call them poverty but they were all fun as hell to drive and great looking cars as well. I eventually stopped that hobby as I personally find summer sports cars are a waste of money. But I sometimes miss having a Vette.
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[QUOTE=MrAWatts post_id=1565712991]435i gran coupe and a Focus hatchback.
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Drives a $44,000 BMW when a Corvette will abolish it in almost every metric besides interior.
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Drives a $44,000 BMW when a Corvette will abolish it in almost every metric besides interior.
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eh. Father has an '80 and does his own work. Its pretty sickening. Doesn't check any of your boxes either but to each there own. I'm sure if you told him your opinion he'd already be halfway across town before you finished for lack of caring.
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
Doesn’t matter, hillbilly machine vs sexy BMW that is nice inside and fun to drive. If I was only concerned about speed I could be in a GTR or AMG GT right now, but that will come after I buy my house0 to 60 in 4.9
base trim corvette does it in 3.7
base trim corvette does it in 3.7

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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
I think he's too preoccupied with other people's perceptions to care0 to 60 in 4.9
base trim corvette does it in 3.7
base trim corvette does it in 3.7

oh well
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Originally Posted By InVentive44⏩
If you think a 435 with every available option is 44k then lol. But like I said, if performance was the only thing I cared about I still wouldn’t buy a Vette.Drives a $44,000 BMW when a Corvette will abolish it in almost every metric besides interior.


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