How is this not a thing (srs)?

11-14-2018, 01:27 AM

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How is this not a thing (srs)?

Apex predator animal fights, gladiator style... Gorilla vs Lion, Bear vs 2 wolves, you can even close it up and have eagles vs tigers or an aquarium with sharks and chit..

PPV in an arena that fits 30k people, all animals are hungry and horny as fuk.. Eventually some of these animals would become celebrities because they're fuking everyone up..

We already treat animals like complete chit, why not have this in some poverty country? Would be great..

brb slaughter millions of sharks just for their fins but can't have animal gladiators
brb rape cows for milk but can't have animal gladiators
brb kill pigs and cows in front of their children but can't have animal gladiators
brb skin foxes just for coats but can't have animal gladiators

11-14-2018, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted By SwimToTheMoon⏩

Apex predator animal fights, gladiator style... Gorilla vs Lion, Bear vs 2 wolves, you can even close it up and have eagles vs tigers or an aquarium with sharks and chit..

PPV in an arena that fits 30k people, all animals are hungry and horny as fuk.. Eventually some of these animals would become celebrities because they're fuking everyone up..

We already treat animals like complete chit, why not have this in some poverty country? Would be great..

brb slaughter millions of sharks just for their fins but can't have animal gladiators
brb rape cows for milk but can't have animal gladiators
brb kill pigs and cows in front of their children but can't have animal gladiators
brb skin foxes just for coats but can't have animal gladiators

Only in a fantasy world. You live on a nun planet. The billions of nuns everywhere would never approve of this. So nice try. But the nuns have spoken already and they said no to this sort of thing thousands of years ago.

11-14-2018, 01:36 AM

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muh animal cruelty

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11-14-2018, 01:37 AM

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im too old for these things

11-14-2018, 01:38 AM

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11-14-2018, 01:38 AM

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We've move on from the days of sacrificng goats and letting people like Commodus fuc up giraffes and midgets in gladiatoral battles.

11-14-2018, 01:49 AM

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I would watch lol to make it really badass you could graft blades on their paws and upgrade the weaker animals with armour and chit.

OP Do you think they should have weight divisions?

11-14-2018, 01:57 AM

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I actually saw something hilarious this was couple years back, but I was in Kenya, and a Leopard or Cheetah was hunting then got chased by some jackals was hilarious

Here is the thread of the pics unfortunately, didn't get pics of jackals chasing was funny as fuk tho....

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...4917711&page=1

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11-14-2018, 02:05 AM

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The Romans did this.

Everyone associates the ****seum with gladiators, but animal-on-animal clashes were also popular spectacles. Prior to the reign of emperor Claudius, a few witnesses recalled a particularly gory battle staged between an elephant and an enraged rhinoceros which the former won after picking up a broken spear-point with its trunk and gouging the eyes out of its horned adversary.

http://mentalfloss.com/article/53408...***seum-fights

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11-14-2018, 02:09 AM

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We only allow those events for humans to participate in.

No womens FB group would allow animals to be hurt...

"The manlet is a savage beast that knows no moral bound. After falling in disgrace to a manmore, a ravaged manlet would not hesitate to come from behind and land a sucker punch/ swing with a rock to the back of a manmore's head. They are ruthless and you need to spend some more time in the gutter to even begin trying to comprehend what goes on in their minds."

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11-14-2018, 02:17 AM

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It would be better if we could have tradies, manlets and baldcels fight to the death in a modern day colosseum, charging premium PPV rates to bloodthirsty punters.

And to address the imbalance of cruelty humanity has afflicted to animals in the world, livestock and endangered creatures would qualify for significant admission discounts.

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11-14-2018, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted By aleeboy⏩

We only allow those events for humans to participate in.

No womens FB group would allow animals to be hurt...

But i'm sure they are ok with millions of people getting brain damage in the MMA and Boxing.

Thus the reason why neanderthal sports such as MMA and Boxing need to be banned. There's no reason to carry on the tradition of sports invented hundreds of thousands of years ago.

We are smarter than that now.

11-14-2018, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩

It would be better if we could have tradies, manlets and baldcels fight to the death in a modern day colosseum, charging premium PPV rates to bloodthirsty punters.

And to address the imbalance of cruelty humanity has afflicted to animals in the world, livestock and endangered creatures would qualify for significant admission discounts.

No it wouldn't be. Fighting sports are neanderthal sports. Brain damage is not cool.

All fighting sports need to be banned.

Boxing and MMA need to be banned. Same thing with the NFL. Only flag football should be allowed.

11-14-2018, 02:25 AM

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An added benefit of this will be they can butcher the loser up into steaks and the crowd could take some home for their dinner.

11-14-2018, 02:52 AM

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I've fantasized about this a lot. The answer is liberals and women pretty much. Virtue signalling is the hottest currency on the planet right now, just look at how people get infuriated about hunting without knowing a thing about it.