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Thread: Would you let a guy suck you off for $$$?

post 1568546041 12-13-2018, 10:00 AM
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Would you let a guy suck you off for $$$?

Let's say some cute effeminate twink (no homo) approaches you one night at the bar and says, "I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I get off on sucking off straight guys. Just let me work my magic and I'll pay you $500."

What would you do?

Just think of the twinkiest twink you can think of. That's who's offering.

No butt stuff
No kissing
No eye contact

Just him slobbin on your nob for however long it takes to bust down his throat and you make $500.

Wut do?

Again, no homo
I'm back, bitches!
post 1568546191 12-13-2018, 10:01 AM
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id definitely pay for that....huh
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post 1568546221 12-13-2018, 10:02 AM
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post 1568546321 12-13-2018, 10:03 AM
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yes OP id let you do your thing


no homo
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post 1568546591 12-13-2018, 10:05 AM
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No homo can save you on this one OP...
post 1568546641 12-13-2018, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted By shootmike⏩
No homo can save you on this one OP...
Dude, that's exactly why it exists. Cancels all homo energy like dividing by zero.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1568546671 12-13-2018, 10:06 AM
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No eye contact no deal

Also how many reps does he have
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post 1568546761 12-13-2018, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Dude, that's exactly why it exists. Cancels all homo energy like dividing by zero.
So mathematically....it's not gay?

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post 1568546841 12-13-2018, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport⏩
So mathematically....it's not gay?

It's only gay if the balls touch.
post 1568546861 12-13-2018, 10:09 AM
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Casually drops "Cute effeminate twink"
no homo

pick one
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post 1568546891 12-13-2018, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport⏩
So mathematically....it's not gay?

Originally Posted By MyBaddBrah⏩
Casually drops "Cute effeminate twink"
no homo

pick one
I'm trying to make the choice a little better y'know? If I said some 6'2 40 year old bear, nobody (well, most) would not take that deal.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1568546921 12-13-2018, 10:10 AM
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Only if it's you OP.
post 1568546941 12-13-2018, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Dude, that's exactly why it exists. Cancels all homo energy like dividing by zero.
I don't trust your math. Are you sure?
post 1568547021 12-13-2018, 10:11 AM
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$500 is $500































No homo
post 1568547161 12-13-2018, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted By shootmike⏩
I don't trust your math. Are you sure?
Have I ever been wrong before?
I'm back, bitches!
post 1568547191 12-13-2018, 10:12 AM
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500 isn't enough money.

There's tons of food I wouldn't eat for 500 you think I'm going gay for that?
U
post 1568547231 12-13-2018, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Dude, that's exactly why it exists. Cancels all homo energy like dividing by zero.
but wait... you can't divide by 0.






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post 1568547311 12-13-2018, 10:13 AM
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Gayest thread I've seen on here so far. You really kicked open that closet door.
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post 1568547341 12-13-2018, 10:14 AM
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add 2 more zeroes and we can discuss it.
post 1568547351 12-13-2018, 10:14 AM
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I bet you got hard typing that
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post 1568547371 12-13-2018, 10:14 AM
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It's like wearing croc's

Feels great, until you look down and realize you're gay.
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post 1568547401 12-13-2018, 10:14 AM
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post 1568547461 12-13-2018, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Cablebob⏩
It's like wearing croc's

Feels great, until you look down and realize you're gay.
That's why you don't look until you're finished m8
I'm back, bitches!
post 1568547661 12-13-2018, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted By jay283⏩
Gayest thread I've seen on here so far. You really kicked open that closet door.
Are you the dude who pretends to be a woman with herpes?
post 1568547671 12-13-2018, 10:18 AM
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Is there room for a tip afterward? I ain't above rewarding good service
post 1568547761 12-13-2018, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
That's why you don't look until you're finished m8
So basically $500 to stick your dink in a glory hole?
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post 1568547911 12-13-2018, 10:20 AM
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u only asked because you would
post 1568548051 12-13-2018, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted By HouseOfISRAEL⏩
u only asked because you would
This lol
U
post 1568548081 12-13-2018, 10:22 AM
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For me a better question is this:

For $50,000, you stick your dink in a glory hole. Behind the glory hole are 9 women and 1 man and they take turns sucking you off until completion. You don't know when you got the man.

Now that is more tempting.
post 1568548131 12-13-2018, 10:22 AM
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I posed a question to the chill dudes that I ate lunch with regularly at work the following question once:

What is your bottom dollar for your anal virginity?

The question came up because of that chick that sold her virginity online for like 10 million.

The responses were pretty lulzy. One dude wanted in contract rights to profit off all media associated. Another wanted an ironclad no details / no hidden camera / nobody but him and associated parties to know contract. Another said something like, "I'd do that for 'x' ... but I'd do a gangbang for 'y' much." They started bidding wars too lol. The lowest bid for anal virginity was 250K.

^^Our look when the dude said the bolded...

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