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Thread: Dumping Jennifer Aniston for Angelina was the worst choice a dude has ever made.

post 1573568941 02-13-2019, 01:26 PM
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Dumping Jennifer Aniston for Angelina was the worst choice a dude has ever made.

Brb, Jen Aniston just turned 50 and is still doable
Brb, she seems sane
Brb, they're still friends

Brb, Angelina has aged like crap
Brb, boobs removed preemptively
Brb, seven kids he didn't even want
Brb, awful divorce

Worst honey trap decision ever?
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post 1573569081 02-13-2019, 01:28 PM
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Light your hair on fire you fuking *******
post 1573569091 02-13-2019, 01:28 PM
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post 1573569161 02-13-2019, 01:29 PM
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post 1573569191 02-13-2019, 01:29 PM
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Aniston sucks in bed or her vag smells or she's a total bitch or retarded or something.

It simply must be the case.
post 1573569211 02-13-2019, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By DaveIndeed⏩
Aniston sucks in bed or her vag smells or she's a total bitch or retarded or something.

It simply must be the case.
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post 1573569271 02-13-2019, 01:30 PM
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Light your hair on fire *******.



I agree tho. Jennifer Aniston is fukkn HNNNNG but she must he crazy behind closed doors. She cant keep a man around. They all ditch the 1st chance they get.
post 1573569281 02-13-2019, 01:30 PM
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hey I'm in the middle of performing brain surgery, but I just needed to log in here to tell you to light your fukking hair on mother fukking fire, you *******.
post 1573569451 02-13-2019, 01:32 PM
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post 1573569761 02-13-2019, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted By CanuckGame⏩
Light your hair on fire *******.



I agree tho. Jennifer Aniston is fukkn HNNNNG but she must he crazy behind closed doors. She cant keep a man around. They all ditch the 1st chance they get.
She is probably just focussed on work and never at home.
Jolie is the crazy one.
post 1573569781 02-13-2019, 01:36 PM
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I never found Jennifer Anniston that attractive.

Prime Angelina Jolie oozes w/ sex appeal.
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post 1573569871 02-13-2019, 01:37 PM
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Angelina Jolie also made out with her brother on the red carpet. (srs)

Brad Pitt should have seen the marriage to her being a disaster.


Jolie's bod in Original Sin was hnng as hell though.
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post 1573569881 02-13-2019, 01:37 PM
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nothing beats prime jolie lol
post 1573569891 02-13-2019, 01:37 PM
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angelina is also a total psycho by all accounts

she literally killed a snake in a demonic sex ritual and she is on record chatting about it, along with a really nasty 3 turn titty twister, to her friends...

hollywood, not even once
post 1573570411 02-13-2019, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By sword_⏩
I never found Jennifer Anniston that attractive.

Prime Angelina Jolie oozes w/ sex appeal.
This

Still my all time personal top 10/10. He upgraded, though she has aged. Still looks better than Anniston, but both are well past their primes and look old







post 1573570921 02-13-2019, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted By KingKringe⏩
nothing beats prime jolie lol
this. i remember as a kid thinking that was peak beauty, we have evolved as a race



post 1573571121 02-13-2019, 01:53 PM
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Angelina is a godess you *******.

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post 1573571131 02-13-2019, 01:53 PM
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Jennifer Aniston is a strong 3/10... no matter how well she has aged. Angelina just needs to put on like 15 lbs and she’d be back to beautiful
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post 1573571201 02-13-2019, 01:54 PM
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Idk, Hitler made some pretty bad choices. You may be right that a pretty boy actor switching girls was worse though.
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At the time Jolie was hotter. Can't predict the future boyo.
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Originally Posted By XOneAndOnlyX⏩
this. i remember as a kid thinking that was peak beauty, we have evolved as a race



No chit brah

To this day, I haven't seen anyone who tops her.









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post 1573572021 02-13-2019, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted By AD117⏩
No chit brah

To this day, I haven't seen anyone who tops her.









Un-fkn-real
Voe makes her look like dogchit srs
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I think I'd have to choose the one who never wore a vial of blood around her neck......
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Angelina hit Brad with that crazy sex and hooked him. Short term pleasure for long term pain. Poor decision Brad.
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Jennifer Aniston is a Barbara Streisand clone in looks, personality and attitude...And that provides plenty of information on why she has been dumped repetitively.


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Well he's banging Charlize Theron now, so who gives a fuk





edit: ewww moley chest stronk 6/10
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Not lighting your hair on fire was the worst choice a dude has ever made.
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post 1573573051 02-13-2019, 02:17 PM
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First of all... this thread is worthless without pics.

Second...

My all time favorite quote of truth:

"No matter how hot she is, somewhere there is a man who is sick of her sh*t" - Unknown


With such memorable quotes as:
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You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'.
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Hard to believe she was let go, right?
I bet she's an absolute blast in a marriage. And by that I mean you'd probably want to shoot yourself in the f*cking head.
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Pretty sure Pitt wanted kids and either Aniston isn’t capable or isn’t willing. That’s a dealbreaker for the apex male specimen whose geneticsneedto propagate
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