Just enjoying my vanilla latte and sitting and thinking how sad my life has been because girls aren't attracted to me. Why don't they give me a chance? I'm such a magnificent guy. I'm beautiful. You can't deny that.

I have style, yet the girls can't see it. Every single day I have to be insulted by the site of lesser men driving Honda Civics with hot blondes. I deserve them more than these rude, obnoxious brutes.

Even my sister lost her virginity before me. I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of my sister's boyfriend, Samuel, plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all.

My world is just so twisted atm.

This has been done already, Mr. Rogers.

I know you feel OP. Just enjoying my vanilla latte and sitting and thinking how sad my life has been because girls aren't attracted to me. Why don't they give me a chance? I'm such a magnificent guy. I'm beautiful. You can't deny that.

I have style, yet the girls can't see it. Every single day I have to be insulted by the site of lesser men driving Honda Civics with hot blondes. I deserve them more than these rude, obnoxious brutes.

Even my sister lost her virginity before me. I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of my sister's boyfriend, Samuel, plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all.

My world is just so twisted atm.