For me it would have to be when I was 12 and broke my ankle while trying to jump a fence in the rain (lel) and I had to limp home while feeling my body going into shock, but thats about it for me.

what about you boyos?

Abscess tooth, straight up nerve pain in my mouth -- horrendous pain.

Well let’s see I’ve fractured my skull 3 times, once on an ice skating rink in north park when I was like 4 years old that hurt like a bitch. Then again on an atv for which I was life flighted for. The worst of my skull fractures though came from a dirt bike accident. I was down at the hollow off sample road and I hit a patch of mud. The power band on my Honda went wild and opened so that when I finally hit solid dirt the bike came up into a wheelie and I was fighting for my life to bring the front end down. Basically as soon as I managed to bring the front end down? As soon as I landed the front tire on the ground I hit a fallen log. My bike flipped forward and jettisoned me off the front, helmet came off mid air cuz I didn’t have fastened and my head smacked into a tree. I both fractured my skull and damaged the vertebrae in my neck. (Life flighted for the one as well)

Then the other pain I have was trying to Arnold press 95 pound dumbbells when I was 18 actually at Psu Nk. I totally ended up not being able to sustain the weight slowly back down once I got the weight up and dropped it awkwardly on my shoulder. I then fell off pinching a nerve in my shoulder and smacking my head on the way down on the bottom of a weight bench. That ****ing hurt I can barely do more than 35 pounds on shoulder press now and the pinched nerve freaking kills.

The worst of all though was when I was with my gf db on the quad behind my parents house in sewickley. I approached a log in the middle of the path and asked her to get off because I thought it would be too dangerous and I wanted to see if I could hop it. She told me no don’t do it, it’s too dangerous and obviously I ignored. I then got back on after she got off and tried to hop it. Well I brought it up into a wheelie as usual and began slowly trying to bring the back wheels up over. When the quad tilted right on me and started to tip over. I jumped off to the right where there was a small hill about 4-5 long right next to the log. I landed perfectly on my feet and immediately turned around to look where the quad was. Well as soon as I turned back to check where it was it was already barreling down the hill toward me and I tried to dive out of the way but I was too late. Caught the nerf bar to the lower right side of my back and then the tires hit me in the head. The whole bottom 2/3 of my back turned black and blue for 3 weeks. Didn’t even go to the hospital for that one even though Everyone told me to. What’s the point right if they’re not going to give out pks then there is no reason for that.

That is by the worst one without a doubt. Now I have radiating nerve pain all the time that shoots up from the lower bottom right corner and up my back. Yeah it’s pretty fukked and I’m in pain all the time over that one where the neck and shoulder pain is only bad while exercising or randomly. The lower back one is all the time.

sodomy

Got hit in the jaw by a golf ball. Somehow I was fine. It hurt like hell though after the shock wore off.

The pain of my girl leaving me after so many years.. nah appendicitis was god awful, I didn't care if I lived or died as long as the pain stopped, I was asking the doctors for heroine and ****.

Taking oxys for a week after a surgery then trying to take a chit

It ended up with an hour of me howling in the shower stall trying to pull a lump of fossilized coal out my ass

How the fukk junkies can live like that I don't know

Had kidney stones 4 times in my life.
Nothing comes remotely close

I sprayed mace in my own eyes when I was 4. My dad was a cop and left it on the table in his belt and I don’t remember pushing the damn button but obviously I did. I was just screaming and my parents saw the mace and carried me to the bathtub to flush out my eyes. It might be my oldest memory ever. I know being maced sounds pretty weak but at four years old it hurt like a bitch.This is my worst fear, srs. I just read a stat that 1 in 10 people get kidney stones and I had no clue they were THAT fukking common. I’m so glad water is all I drink.

Worst pain I ever felt was last time I had like 4 or so glasses of milk with some apple pie, I'm lactose intolerant.

I laid in bed literally whimpering, in agonizing pain almost all night long cause the gas in my stomach was so bad.

Was even to the point where I thought I was dying and ready to call an ambulance.

I've broken bones, torn rotator cuff, and they all pale in comparison to the pain I was feeling that night.

I had that too **** sucked. I left it in for a year because stupid. It would be hell for a day or two go away then a few months ago it got infected like crazy. The pain killers didn’t work.

First place: Spinal fusion surgery

Second place: 9mm kidney stone

Hemorrhoids

Wouldnt wish on my worst enemy

Please tell me you had surgery for that kidney stone...

Running full speed and fell on a sprinkler head directly on my knee. Took off all my skin and you could see the cartilage and bone. Essentially, the whole knee area had the skin removed - about a 6" diameter.

100 stitches to repair and no walking for a month. Luckily it didn't get any tendons. Still have a massive scar even though it happened 20 years ago.

I assembled my girlfriends bed. a lot of bending over and lifting. I noticed a little pain in my back. I was making a pizza. I heard my timer go off I got up out of my computer chair and felt like a stab in my back. I felt to ground. I had to crawl to my girlfriend in living room and her room mate. and they tried to get me up but any moving was legit like 9 out of 10 stabbing level of pain. I slept on floor. My gf held a water bottle for me to pee in.

I woke up next day hoping it was gone but I had to call an ambulance. they lifted me up and I felt like fainting. i was super sweaty and light headed. I had pulled a back muscle. I went to hospital and they gave me pain killers. and I used A LOT of bengay and still stayed in bed for a week + only got up to pee which always made me feel like almost fainting. if i didnt have my gf idk what id do

but that pain was something else. Now im very careful how I lift anything with my back.

Food poisoning. Felt like I was getting repeatedly stabbed and I didn't stop vomiting for almost 12 hours. I was ****ed up for over a week and really should have gone to hospital. Fukn chicken burritos man....

My jr. year of HS, A bull had bucked me off and stepped right where sun doesn't shine and my inner thigh. Split my sack wide open srs. Adrenaline helped but could still feel the pain well. Walked to ambulance with nuts in hand bleeding. When I got to ER to be stitched back up, the doc slathered the open wound with sterile gauze pads and then gave me 6 or 7 shots in dink and sack to numb it up. The pain was ridiculous along with my leg hurting. I remember biting my shirt collar when he was giving the shots. Gave me pain medicine and was fine after that until it wore off.

Cracked my ribs, broken collarbone, broken thumb/wrist. Nothing compared to that for me. Srs. Still have my cods thankfully.

Never had a kidney stone but I hear the pain is literally otherworldly

One of my worst fears. I hear there is a genetic link with those as well. My dad's had them 3 or 4 times in his lifetime.

A lot of people seem to get them from drinking carbonated stuff.

Had a hemorrhoid rupture once. That was no bueno.

The keto diet 100% cured me of hemorrhoids and I’ll never go back to eating bread or sugar on the reg ever again.

Gallstones. I drove myself to the E.R. and they put me in a room. I curled up in a fetal position near a floor drain so that I could have some cold air blow on my face.

Was going to say appendicitis, but I had my wisdom teeth out after age 30. They had to blast for one impacted in my lower jaw. Inflammatory nerve pain was like somebody attached jumper cables to my jaw joints and there was nothing I could do about it. Ibuprofen let me sleep but that was about all there was to do for it.

I’m sorry for your fictional loss

fuark brah i feel you. had to get all 4 impacted teeth removed when i was 16 and they had to reduce the anaesthetic during the middle of it because my heart rate just started getting dangerously low. was completely awake during the last tooth removal and could feel the saw/blade digging into my gums and i couldnt move or speak. literally right after they got the last one out the anaesthetic completely wore off and i was pretty much writhing in agony the whole car ride home