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post 1594316801 12-26-2019, 09:18 PM
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Lifeguard Chick DTF? (PICS)

Title. Talked to this lifeguard chick today at the gym and she wants to workout after her work shift tomorrow. The gym closes at the time she gets off but she can stay back when it closes to workout. So she gave me her number and took a selfie with my phone to put it as her AVI on my contacts.

What’s her rate/10?
Cliffs:
-OP met lifeguard chick at the gym
-Chick wants to workout with OP after gym closes
-OP gave chick his phone to put her number in
-Chick put her contact in and took a selfie with his phone to put as an AVI on his contact.




post 1594316861 12-26-2019, 09:19 PM
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lol I'm team BoloBrah

but this chick looks like a GOOF
post 1594316911 12-26-2019, 09:20 PM
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Knock her up brah!
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1594316931 12-26-2019, 09:20 PM
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Good job bro. She looks like Chunk from the Goonies. Make sure you don't make a 3rd bolobaby.

post 1594316941 12-26-2019, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted By WrestlingFan123
lol I'm team BoloBrah

but this chick looks like a GOOF
She’s pretty cute in my opinion.
post 1594316951 12-26-2019, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
Knock her up brah!
this. put a baby in her
"What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance. Let them take arms." - Thomas Jefferson
post 1594316981 12-26-2019, 09:21 PM
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She’s just trying to get some free personal trainer sessions. Abort for once
post 1594317021 12-26-2019, 09:22 PM
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You're the reason kids shoot up schools.

You're the reason the majority of families end up in divorce or single parenthood




I know you're a bull **** troll. But what you don't realize is, this type of crap is happening constantly.
post 1594317031 12-26-2019, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted By KingBlumpkin
Good job bro. She looks like Chunk from the Gonnies
lol is she dtf? Srs

- what’s her rate/10?
post 1594317081 12-26-2019, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted By quadfecta
She’s just trying to get some free personal trainer sessions. Abort for once
She ask if I wanted to hang out after, told her I have to check my schedule.
post 1594317101 12-26-2019, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted By T529
lol is she dtf? Srs

- what’s her rate/10?
Honestly without seeing teddy butt pics 3/10 and I am being generous.
post 1594317161 12-26-2019, 09:24 PM
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Maybe I'm just old but she looks about 14
post 1594317181 12-26-2019, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted By T529
Title. Talked to this lifeguard chick today at the gym and she wants to workout after her workout shift tomorrow. The gym closes at the time she gets off but she can stay back when it closes to workout. So she gave me her number and took a selfie with my phone to put it as her AVI on my contacts.

What’s her rate/10?
Cliffs:
-OP met lifeguard chick at the gym
-Chick wants to workout with OP after gym closes
-OP gave chuck his phone to put her number in
-Chick put her contact in and took a selfie with his phone to put as an AVI on his contact.




I just want to share the knowledge I have obtained throughout my life and hopefully change someone's life.
post 1594317191 12-26-2019, 09:25 PM
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Strong 3/10

But you ethnic bros love putting basic white girls on a pedestal for some reason so go for it!
post 1594317231 12-26-2019, 09:25 PM
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post 1594317251 12-26-2019, 09:26 PM
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If you had taken her picture with your usual potato photography we might believe that she's worth throwing a dick at, but that's gross jefe.
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post 1594317301 12-26-2019, 09:28 PM
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We want an update on your real kid and baby momma not some 2/10.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you.
post 1594317311 12-26-2019, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted By ThisIsMyAlias
Maybe I'm just old but she looks about 14
She’s 20. Srs.
post 1594317361 12-26-2019, 09:28 PM
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You buys are being harsh


how many women would look good at that angle doing that pose?


If she had make up on, tight dress etc bit of a tan she would look hot
post 1594317411 12-26-2019, 09:29 PM
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Do you really need a third kid?
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

Send In The Clowns
post 1594317501 12-26-2019, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted By KingBlumpkin
Honestly without seeing teddy butt pics 3/10 and I am being generous.
She’s 5’4 130lb
post 1594317571 12-26-2019, 09:32 PM
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Better than what you usually smash/10
OVO
post 1594317641 12-26-2019, 09:33 PM
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Give her the bolo special
watchout your comments boyo ↓
post 1594317651 12-26-2019, 09:33 PM
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Looking forward to your 3rd "she says it's my kid" thread in a year
Leaves a space between posting multiple links/pics so people on mobile don't click the same link twice crew
post 1594317661 12-26-2019, 09:33 PM
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By the way, you gavechuck his phone to put HER number in

Confirmed tranny.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you.
post 1594317861 12-26-2019, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted By NuggzTheNinja
If you had taken her picture with your usual potato photography we might believe that she's worth throwing a dick at, but that's gross jefe.
lol she took the pic herself, not me.

Edit:

Selfie*
post 1594317961 12-26-2019, 09:38 PM
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you will be able to suck the smegma from her nose ring, which is a plus. Though I'm not a fan of the hyper extension of her 2 fingers.
Why lift when it's all about the jawline ©
post 1594318121 12-26-2019, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Tears
You're the reason kids shoot up schools.

You're the reason the majority of families end up in divorce or single parenthood




I know you're a bull **** troll. But what you don't realize is, this type of crap is happening constantly.
post 1594318151 12-26-2019, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass
Do you really need a third kid?
I admit, back then i was reckless; young and dumb.

- i'm more mature now and cautious. srs.
post 1594318171 12-26-2019, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted By T529
I admit, back then i was reckless; young and dumb.

- i'm more mature now and cautious. srs.
ur a fuking idiot and u need to get snipped

I volunteer to do the operation for free
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