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post 1598281221 02-22-2020, 12:10 PM
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Ask a guy who just lost his v-card to an escort last night anything (pics)

Cliffs:

-23 years old, bored of fapping, started msging escorts Thursday night
-One hits me up on Friday and say's she can meet up at 10pm
-Go home, shower, relax, about to pussy out, but dome a couple of beers and say f it
-Roll up to some hotel, she takes forever to give me the room, so im looking all sketch and chit in the parking lot, was about to bail again
-Go to her room, give her a hug, sit down tense and scared af
-Once she pulls my pants down, I knew I was in the clear from trouble so I start chilling
-Gives me pretty good head, and I start to bang with a condom
-Condom sex, cant feel chit, i'm literally going max thrust turning this chit into cardio and im not even close
-She knew I wasn't going to finish in time, so she gives more head and strokes me to finish me
-I put my clothes on and bail shortly after

There's the story, ask away.
post 1598281301 02-22-2020, 12:12 PM
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Not my type but for a escort you meet in a hotel room you could have done worse.

Next time have sex with a non escort or better yet with someone you really like.

Will be 100 x better.

Good luck.
post 1598281321 02-22-2020, 12:12 PM
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What makes you think you aren't a virgin if you didn't bang raw and bust inside?
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post 1598281331 02-22-2020, 12:12 PM
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Congrats buddy!

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post 1598281361 02-22-2020, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
What makes you think you aren't a virgin if you didn't bang raw and bust inside?
Guys like you wind up paying child support to some sloot
post 1598281371 02-22-2020, 12:13 PM
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What kind of condoms were you using? I never have problems with Trojan Ultra Thins.
post 1598281521 02-22-2020, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted By NoHerro⏩
-Gives me pretty good head
*Is a virgin
*Has a scale for rating head

Das it mane??
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post 1598281531 02-22-2020, 12:16 PM
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lol how does one just start messaging escorts?
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post 1598281541 02-22-2020, 12:16 PM
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How could you get it up knowing Tyrone was probably hiding in the bathroom with a hipoint?

GJ I guess OP
post 1598281691 02-22-2020, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Schweric⏩
What kind of condoms were you using? I never have problems with Trojan Ultra Thins.
I have no idea, I should've used the ones I brought. I never used one, but the one she put on me I imagine it's like those ones that they give out at the dorms, super thick rubber.
post 1598281711 02-22-2020, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted By JayJ350⏩
Guys like you wind up paying child support to some sloot
Guys like me take the kid lmfao
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post 1598281751 02-22-2020, 12:19 PM
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Doesn't count with condom. Sorry brah
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post 1598281781 02-22-2020, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted By nickh04⏩
lol how does one just start messaging escorts?
I was on reddit and saw an ama with a hooker saying what sites to use, and as long as you dont talk about money and services, pretty hard to get in deep chit trouble.
post 1598281791 02-22-2020, 12:19 PM
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did you PIITB
if you need someone to chat with, don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.
post 1598281811 02-22-2020, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle⏩
did you PIITB
That's extra brah
post 1598281841 02-22-2020, 12:20 PM
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it doesn’t count. you still can’t get laid.
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post 1598281901 02-22-2020, 12:20 PM
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How did it feel to put your peepee in a vagina?
I'm back, bitches!
post 1598281941 02-22-2020, 12:21 PM
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Can’t say I’d ever pay for it but she’s not a total troll so good job I guess?
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1598282011 02-22-2020, 12:22 PM
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You'll regret this. How much tho, did she look like her pics?
post 1598282051 02-22-2020, 12:22 PM
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Lmfao, hope she wasn't more than 5 dollars/hour.

Fcking hell m8

Good misc story though
post 1598282061 02-22-2020, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
How did it feel to put your peepee in a vagina?
Like I said condom was probably way to thick, didnt feel chit. The positions were fun though. Doggy was awesome, also missionary with her legs around my neck and seeing dem milk jugs bouncing was hnng
post 1598282081 02-22-2020, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
How did it feel to put your peepee in a plastic bag?
fify
post 1598282171 02-22-2020, 12:24 PM
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Doesn't it feel emasculating paying for smth other guys having for free?
post 1598282211 02-22-2020, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By garthismad⏩
You'll regret this. How much tho, did she look like her pics?
Eh, im pretty indifferent to the experience. It was exciting because it was new but after I bust I was like "wow I need to gtfo of here" lmao. She was 400$ for 1.5 hours, kinda pricey but even after saving 50% of my income, I got plenty of play money. Probably wont be doing this again tho
post 1598282251 02-22-2020, 12:25 PM
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Hotel escorts are usually sketchy AF, I would never go to a hotel to meet a working girl. 90% chance their pimp is there and you're getting robbed and/or beaten up.

You paid for 1.5 hours? What the hell did you do for the other 75 minutes after you busted?
post 1598282281 02-22-2020, 12:26 PM
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Was it worth it OP?
post 1598282341 02-22-2020, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted By randomuser12345⏩
Doesn't it feel emasculating paying for smth other guys having for free?
Nah, I never seen it from this point of view. Guy's like Dan Blizeran all pay for it, so idgaf. I believe every guy pays for it one way or another, just this way is way more straight to the point.
post 1598282381 02-22-2020, 12:27 PM
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Do hookers carry around one of those debit machines?

How does it feel to be just a business transaction?
post 1598282411 02-22-2020, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted By NoHerro⏩
Eh, im pretty indifferent to the experience. It was exciting because it was new but after I bust I was like "wow I need to gtfo of here" lmao. She was 400$ for 1.5 hours, kinda pricey but even after saving 50% of my income, I got plenty of play money. Probably wont be doing this again tho
dam shes steep but at least she was hot. Usually the 100 hr girls are beat af
post 1598282421 02-22-2020, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted By rjthegreat10⏩
Was it worth it OP?
Since I was a virgin and didn't want my first time to be with some fatty, yea I'd say so.
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