🤪🤪🤪 COVID-19 Speculation, Conspiracy Theories Thread #2 🤪🤪🤪

03-05-2020, 09:26 AM

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🤪🤪🤪 COVID-19 Speculation, Conspiracy Theories Thread #2 🤪🤪🤪

By popular demand, a 2nd chat thread has been created for discussions outside of the scientific. Feel free to post your Alex Jones-esque conspiracy theories and crazy ideas in here.

Enjoy!
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P.S. - Don't PM me about this thread, it wasn't my idea.

03-05-2020, 09:28 AM

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03-05-2020, 09:29 AM

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03-05-2020, 09:30 AM

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03-05-2020, 09:30 AM

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03-05-2020, 09:30 AM

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I'll just leave this "conspiracy" right here then

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03-05-2020, 09:31 AM

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03-05-2020, 09:32 AM

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1st page on 2nd thread.

It is in Tennessee now.

The first confirmed case of COVID-19 in Tennessee is an adult man from Williamson County, Department of Health Commissioner Lisa Piercey said during a press conference today.

Piercey said the infected man has a recent history of out-of-state travel and had just returned home in the last four to five days. It is unclear what his travel patterns were, however the state is working to get those details, Piercey said.

The patient is currently isolated at home with mild symptoms. His household contacts are also quarantined and are being monitored, Piercey added

Www.cnn.com

4 total in Florida

QUINCY, Fla. (WCTV) — A fourth presumptive positive case of COVID-19 coronavirus has been reported in Florida, Gov. Ron DeSantis said at a press conference in Gadsden County Thursday.

According to the governor, the patient is a man in his 70s who lives in Santa Rosa County. The man recently returned from international travel and has underlying medical conditions as well.

Two presumptive positive cases in Florida have been confirmed by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The other two cases are awaiting confirmation.

https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/4th...568522591.html

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03-05-2020, 09:32 AM

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03-05-2020, 09:33 AM

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03-05-2020, 09:37 AM

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One case confirmed in my county a few days ago.

03-05-2020, 09:39 AM

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Up to 25 infected in London. It's over for me, boyos. It was nice knowing you all.

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03-05-2020, 09:39 AM

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JUGGERNAUT asking on a scale of 1-10 how worried are we...

I’m at like a 3. I’m not going to Costco and stocking up on supplies but I am avoiding touching my face, making sure to use hand sanitizer at the gym and I’d probably avoid a concert or a large gathering right now if I had to. Truly only concerned for my grandma, who is 90 in a nursing home but she’s in one of the best nursing homes in my state.

Still going about my daily life.

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03-05-2020, 09:40 AM

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03-05-2020, 09:41 AM

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03-05-2020, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩

Can’t stand Twitter. A bunch of Gotcha! circle jerking. It’s not fukking easy to stop touching your face. I’m sure she’s trying but when you do it naturally for decades it’s not something you’ll easily stop doing.

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03-05-2020, 09:42 AM

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03-05-2020, 09:43 AM

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Lucky it's not something actually serious like small pox or something actually deadly.

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03-05-2020, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted By Blasting⏩

JUGGERNAUT asking on a scale of 1-10 how worried are we...

I’m at like a 3. I’m not going to Costco and stocking up on supplies but I am avoiding touching my face, making sure to use hand sanitizer at the gym and I’d probably avoid a concert or a large gathering right now if I had to. Truly only concerned for my grandma, who is 90 in a nursing home but she’s in one of the best nursing homes in my state.

Still going about my daily life.

My mindset is the same. I'm just taking extra hygienic precautions, and avoiding crowded places when I can. I'm still going to the gym, and places I need to be. I'm am more mindful of other people however.

I don't live in a densely populated area, so that helps. My local stores are OK with most supplies except sanitizers and Clorox wipes. I managed to find two 4-packs of wipes in bumblefuk Walmart, but I only got 2 because I actually use them daily in normal circumstances and I was out..... figured I'd double up so I don't run out again.

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03-05-2020, 09:46 AM

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Misc mods officially bought by the CCP and CIA. Saying all info about the virus is misinformation, speculation, and hysteria. Painting those who prepare with a broad brush as crazy.

Not all of us are sheep to the slaughter, misc mods! We won't be silenced or marginalized!

(Although we will likely die from COVID19 lulz)

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03-05-2020, 09:48 AM

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Here is a list of all patients and outcomes in the USA

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03-05-2020, 09:50 AM

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Panicked WHO Officials Not Sure How To Respond After Coronavirus Brings 12 People Back To Life

GENEVA—Acknowledging they were taken aback by the latest development in the global epidemic, panicked World Health Organization officials were reportedly unsure how to respond Tuesday after the coronavirus brought 12 people back to life. “Uh, okay, so COVID-19 remains a very grave health concern, but we have to admit that the disease returning a dozen people from the dead is a definite upside,” said WHO director-general Tedros Adhanom, urging citizens to practice good hygiene in an effort to stop the transmission of the pathogen unless they have recently deceased loved ones, in which case it might make sense to encourage the spread. “If you have recently traveled to an infected area, we urge you to stay quarantined within morgues and graveyards in the hopes that your disease will bring some people back. As a reminder, the elderly and infirm are particularly at risk of coronavirus, so please exercise caution, unless you’re already suffering from a terminal disease in which case, I guess, do your best to contract the virus, maybe? I don’t know, this one’s a real head scratcher.” Adhanom added that a potential response had been further complicated by reports that the 12 afflicted individuals had gained super strength and were capable of running hundreds of miles without getting tired.

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03-05-2020, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted By Blasting⏩

Can’t stand Twitter. A bunch of Gotcha! circle jerking. It’s not fukking easy to stop touching your face. I’m sure she’s trying but when you do it naturally for decades it’s not something you’ll easily stop doing.

Yeah no chit, that's why it's stupid to even suggest. In theory, yes. In practice, ain't gonna happen. If you want to stop the spread of a virus you quarantine everyone, period. Until then it will continue to spread until they have no choice. You can't delay the inevitable.

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Originally Posted By BuckNakedinBama⏩

Misc mods officially bought by the CCP and CIA. Saying all info about the virus is misinformation, speculation, and hysteria. Painting those who prepare with a broad brush as crazy.

Not all of us are sheep to the slaughter, misc mods! We won't be silenced or marginalized!

(Although we will likely die from COVID19 lulz)

Comfortable westerners can never seem to envision their existence turning to shiit. They'd rather stick their heads in the sand, pretend nothing is happening and call everyone with a slight bit of worry a "conspiracy theorist".

When the hospitals are full and their family members are falling ill, they might wish they took it more seriously.

How dare you!

Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

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03-05-2020, 09:53 AM

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Decided to drop this here as well since it has lots of good advice and interesting information. Kind of disappointed in the thread title though. Regardless, in on 1rd page. Spot for rent.

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03-05-2020, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted By BuckNakedinBama⏩

Misc mods officially bought by the CCP and CIA. Saying all info about the virus is misinformation, speculation, and hysteria. Painting those who prepare with a broad brush as crazy.

Not all of us are sheep to the slaughter, misc mods! We won't be silenced or marginalized!

(Although we will likely die from COVID19 lulz)

Absolutely crazy. Fking gestapo tactics being used on a forum made for talking about off topic things lol. NO YOU CANT TALK ABOUT THIS, ONLY THINGS I APPROVE OF PERSONALLY! Like anyone on a fking bodybuilding forum, in an off topic sub forum, is looking for 'credible' information regarding the virus.